12 -The Michigan Daily - Tuesday, May 30, 2000 gnP . . w rr - - pan M a w . -. -,... -, . ,... c..,.. Courtesy of Paramount Tom Cruise reprises his role of agent Ethan Hunt in 'Mission: impossible 2.' bori-ng action, script Family breaks tradition in'East By Christopher Cousino Daily Arts Writer Based off a play of the same name, Damien O'Donnell's breakthrough "East is East" is a film that is, at the same time, charming, honest, funny and btu- tal about the issues of family, tradition, culture and ris- ing modernity. Om Puni brings both an affec- tion and a monstrosity to George Khan, a massive Pakistani patri- East is Eas arch who loves his English wife Ella (Linda Bassett) and their 7 Grade: A- children, keeps a shop in Britain's suburbs and strives to maintain his A t Jngaheat 1 Pakistani heritage in spite of his children's struggle and assimila- tion against their father's origins. Tariq (Jimi Mistry) would rather hit the disco and make out Courtesy ofMiamax with the blond next door while his Jimi Mistry plays the rebellious Tariq in "East is East." brother Saleem (Chris Bisson) dy and serious drama, as the film contains many fun delves in the phallic arts and scenes in spite of George's bellows and frightening youngster Sajid (Jourdan Routledge) hides under the fights with his family. In Puri's touching performance bed to escape from going to the Muslim services. of George, he strengthens the very honesty of the film George, however, is unyielding, fighting his family all as he tells Tariq, "I know what is best. I only want to the way, calling them "Bastard," planning marriage help you son." ceremonies and threatening even his own wife ("You Ultimately, "East of East' is a story about the fami- no get involved in my business.") ly: A unit striving for traditional ideals yet being will- O'Donnell masters balancing the line of both come- ing to change in time. 'ink'mks philosophyfi By Christopher Cousino Daily Arts Writer "This is not mission difficult, it's 'Mission: Impossible," says chief Swanbeck (Anthony Hopkins) to agent Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) near the beginning of John Woo's latest bravura action flick, "Mission: Impossible 2." While this self-reflexive line is cute from Hopkin's straightforward cameo, could this be screenwriter Robert Towne reflecting on his own draft- ing of the script for this shoddy Mission: blockbuster? impossible 2 Writing a C. screenplay based grade:.C- on the "Mission: At Briarwood, Showcase I m p o s s i b le" &Qaiy 15 series must be a hard task. After David Koepp's incomprehensible 4 initial effort, the ' production team (partly helmed by Cruise) enlists legendary master Towne to the mission and to no avail, he fails. What we're left with is nothing we haven't seen before, ridiculous action and lame romance. As the story goes, villain steals awful life-threatening virus and holds world hostage. Good guy must stop villain and uses villain's estranged love interest to get to him. But good guy falls in love with her in process. Both good guy and bad guy face off over female. Role cred- its and obnoxious Limp (Sh)iskit track. Following two brave, career perfor- mances in "Eyes Wide Shut" and "Magnolia," Cruise returns to his smiles and hotty status as an audienee fav, spit- ting out glib, goofy lines like "I'll save you" and "Let's get lost." As Towne tries to develop Hunt's character in this film, it seems forced and unbelievable. After a night of passion with Nyah (Thandie Newton, the feminine bait), Hunt spends the rest of the film in love with her, putting both the mission and his life on the line. C'mon, we're sup- posed to believe agent Hunt, a guy, with the looks of Tom Cruise (the film even jokes about his 'smiles'), who must encounter many women on his many missions, is going to get attached to a seemingly one night stand and risk his job and life? Also, Woo's direction is beginning to become old hat. Enough of the slow-mo, please no more flying doves, cars, cars and more cars blowing up or guys spending ten minutes of screen time beating each other senseless. The graceful beauty of Woo's previous action efforts seems lost and tired in this ridicu- lous sequel. "Mission" aborted. By Joanna Goddard For the Daily Simon Blackburn, a philosophy professor at the University of North Carolina, has written an introduction to philosophy for the average reader. The brief, beautifully presented book will challenge the way you think and prompt you to question your current conceptions of the world. Blackburn guides the reader along in the engaging manner of an afternoon con- versation over tea Think and cakes. His style is chatty Simon Blackburn and informal, Grade: A- which makes oxford University Press abstract topics seem easy to s w all o w. Although the mood is relaxed, the content is so stimulating that you may put down your Chamomile in inspired contemplation of Hume's and Locke's theories. In his introduction, Blackburn explains the nature of philosophy and its value to society. "A system of thought is something we live in, just as much as a house," he writes. "If our intellectual house is cramped and confined, we need to know what better structures are possi- Th1ink ble." Blackburn then discusses knowl- edge, the mind, free will, the self, God and reasoning. He breaks down the theories of such renowned philoso- phers as Decartes and Spinoza. He defines terms clearly and explains all sides of the arguments. Ideology that is often extremely daunting seems easy to understand when explained in Blackburn's lucid style. Perhaps the most enjoyable aspect of "Think" is the author's use of amus- ing examples to illustrate concepts. While debating the existence of God, he recounts a funny scene: "There is a story of a guru who attracted a large audience to a stadium with the promise of a definitive proof of the existence of God. When all were assembled, he dra- matically revealed the Oxford Englis Dictionary, and showed that it con tamed the word 'God.' Since the won was there, with a definition, there ha to be something answering to it. I d not know how the audience felt, o whether any of them managed ti reflect that the dictionary also men tions Santa Claus and fairies, althougl admittedly qualifying them as n*si cal or imaginary. But it is interestin to think how there can be meaningfu words with nothing answering t< them." A Mafia godfather's homicide help explain a theory about the satisfactio of desires, and imaginary turkey demonstrate the difference betwee reality and conception. Blackburi even tells of a man who won a lari because allegedly "a rear-end colli sion had made him a homosexual.' The constant games and storie throughout the book not only clarif, concepts, but also entertain the reader Who knew that a philosophy boi could be such a page-turner? "Think" is a necessary read for an one who enjoys learning. Readers w gain a solid understanding of the bas principles of philosophy, sharpen re soning skills and acquire a set r versation topics that will irne dates. Highly amusing and intellectual stimulating, Blackburn's exception work will be justifiably dog-eared at cherished for years to come. BE THR ALL FOOTBALL SEASON!! FOLLOWTHE MAIZE AND BLUE ONTHE ROAD AND IN THE BIG IOUSE. OUR ROAD PACKAGES INCLUDE FIRST CLASS TRANSPORTATION, 2 NIGHTS s TCLASS LODGING,AND TICKETS TO THE GAME* SEPTEMBER 23, 2000 ILLINOIS- OCTOBER 7,2000 PURDUE NOVEMBER 4,2000 NORTHWESTERN NOVEMBER 18, 2000 OHIO STATE PACKAGES STARTING AT $275 CALL'IWOLVRINE TOURS- (248) 342-4114 OR (248) 240-2072 HOME GAMES --ALL SECTIONS/ALL GAMES, ONE DAY TRIPS AVAILABLE. 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