- .. |IJRNTRA SEAON FINALE The Ann Arbor Symphony Orchestra plays Mahler's "Symphony No. 4" this rday at 8 p.m. at the Michigan eater. Call 994-4801 for tickets. ARTS Wednesday May 14, 1997 7 Myers thrives in smashing spoof By Joshua Rich Daily Arts Writer Ever the master of the savvy spoof, "Saturday Night Live" alumnus Mike Myers has been reborn once again to sal- vage his oft-moribund career. Straying from his banal take on heavy metal dufus- es, Myers plays a 1960s hipster secret agent with terrible teeth and a bush of chest hair that would make Sean Connery proud. R Austin Powers, the Au secret agent man in question, is ajovial, testosterone- At ri charged Brit who, like Myers himself, causes even the most prudish to swoon despite his goofy, often unseemly looks. Powers is a character that Myers was no doubt born to play, and pop cultural aping abounds from the start. In the opening title sequence, an homage to the Beatles' "A Hard Day's Night,' Austin runs through the streets of London, fleeing from a rampaging pack of adoring teenage fans. His sidekick is the ever-lovely Mimi Rogers in a stun- ning Mod Squad getup; his car is a James Bondian Aston Martin that is psychedelically painted bumper to Isl ian bumper with a Union Jack. Ha ha. We follow our secret agent friend on his pursuit of the notorious Dr. Evil (also played by Myers) who, in the tra- dition of the ubiquitous Bond foe Ernst Stavro Blofeld, escapes the clutches of Her Majesty's secret service. In the film's most ridiculous sequence, Dr. Evil cryogenically freezes himself in a EVIEW Big Boy-shaped tin Powers rocket ship that blasts into orbit ** from Piccadilly rwood and Showcase Circus. Austin him- self is turned into a popsicle to combat the smarmy villain when they both thaw out 30 years later. Fast forward to 1997, then, and our hero - a veritable Rip Van Winkle - has been defrosted in a much-changed world. Americans and Russians no longer quarrel, and much to Austin's chagrin, promiscuous sex is a thing of the past. The film begs important ques- tions like just how the hyper-horny old bloke is supposed to survive, especially when tested by supermodel partner Elizabeth Hurley. Despite its sporadic juvenile ploys - substituting ripe melons for a woman's behemoth bosoms is straight out of Myers' idiotic Wayne and Garth "Party on, dude!" mode-"Austin Powers" suc- ceeds as both a strict James Bond satire and lighthearted social commentary. The fact is: Connery's James Bond would not survive in the 1990s. (Pierce Brosnan's Bond, one would note, is a drastically altered character from his "Thunderball" days.) Communism no longer poses a threat to democracy, and casual coitus is too risky. The result makes both Bond and our current con- dom-covered decade seem equally silly and tragic; the world has no doubt sac- rificed its carefree ways to protect itself from repeating the unpleasant 1960s. Still, screenwriter Myers has fun with the Bond-out-of-water routine, stocking the film full with savvy oint- ed references to each of Connery's 007 flicks (look out for a repeat of Goldfinger's corny "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!" bit). In the end, his subtle jabs indicate just how absurd an International Man of Mystery can be. Not since Roger Moore took on the Bond role has anyone so superbly sati- rized Connery's master spy. And never has Myers been so dead-on funny. Smashing, baby! No slacking: Pavement, Shudder to Think rock St. Andrew s Philip Son the Daily In the never-ending debate over what exactly "alternative" music is, the fin- ger can point to college radio in helping to offer music that mainstream radio does not. However, with the recent suc- cess of bands such as Sebadoh, the debate will further be blurred by bands that started through college radio and then were playlisted among "alterna- e" bands. Another example of this end, Pavement, hit St. Andrew's in sup- port of its new album, "Brighten the Corners." Together for almost seven years (with a couple of line-up changes), Pavement has released four full-length albums as well as a slew of various seven-inch singles dEPs. Transplanted from Southern alifomia to New York City, the band has been on a slow but steady path to greater success and popularity. "Brighten the Corners" has created minor ripples on mainstream radio with the singles "Stereo" and "Shady Lane." Noted for its quirky pop sound and singer Stephen Malkmus' free-associa- tion lyrics, Pavement dipped into its impressive catalog for Tuesday night's Ww. First, the opening act Shudder to Think impressed the crowd with its blend of hard rockers and slow ballads. Playing a nellouwer' set,this foursome r. was in fine form as singer Craig Wedren's vocal capabilities and gui- tarist Nathan Larson's rock-star poses helped entertain the crowd. The high- light of the set was "The Saddest Day of My Life,' as Wedren soulfully crooned while strumming along on his acoustic guitar: Other highlights included "Red House" off the group's most recent release, "50,000 BC," and "X-French Tee Shirt, a Buzz Clip of yesteryear on "Pony Express Record." After Shudder to Think finished its E V I E W set, Pavement Pavemnent arrived on stage and immediately Andrew's Hall started things off May 6, 1997 with "In the Mouth A Desert," off 1991's "Slanted and Enchanted." Flanked by guitarist Steve Kannberg (aka Spiral Stairs) and singer/guitarist Stephen Malkmus, bassist Mark Ibold stood front and center as drummer Steven West and percussionist Bob Nastanovich (aka Bobby N.) played behind him. They next performed "Embassy Row," featured on "Brighten the Corners," and this particular song sounded much thicker and chunkier live. Dressed in khakis, a button-down shirt and basketball sneakers, Malkmus looked like the perfect slacker figure- head as he effortlessly took control of vocals and lead guitar in the next song, the excellent "Zurich is Stained" The boys emphasized most of the new album,, but managedtota slip in- fan favorites such as "Stop Breathin,"' off "Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain." At times, guitarist Scott Kannberg took the microphone to relieve Malkmus by per- forming two songs including "Date with IKEA." Everything seemed to be in order until the band performed its most recent hit, "Stereo." With Bobby N's animated backing vocals, a few of the sold-out audience started to crowd surf and mush. The band seemed to ignore this as Malkmus would step away when the crowd hurled a flying body onto the stage. Malkmus and Bobby N. were the focal points of the show. As Malkmus sang in a spoken word manner like The Fall's Mark E. Smith, Bobby N. com- plemented him by ranting in the back- ground, creating weird noises with his Moog synthesizer, and ably enhancing the capable drumming ability of the hir- sute Steven West. The minor disturbances of the crowd were elevated to another level with the final song. "Conduit for Sale" show- cased Bobby N. at the forefront as he belted out the lines, "I'm trying / I'm trying / I'm trying!" as the crowd surfers were helped off the stage by Pavement's guitar technician. Again, the band seemed to ignore these inci- dents; they were more interested in playing their instruments. With the exception of the occasionally rowdy crowd, Pavement put on a fine perfor- mance and played together as a tight unit, showing that the band deserves .more attentionl. s t'-.'