Wednesd """nunSaed ons NTB QOAE * "~~ Nom u Qori E t the Fair begin "it seems there's a better way to do all this." Art Fair starts today! If you're at all like me, ou're probably sitting around kicking yourself that ou didn't find a way toget out of town earlier. Now - Neal Shine, publisher of the Detroit Free Press ou'restuck.Andguesswhat:.Youaregoingnowhere. So, you might as well deal with it. Get ready to Viewpoint, swallowed up by the Art Fair, kind of an old ople'e Hash Bash. It's the one time of the year henthecity ofAnnArborrecognizesthatthestreets ound campus are useful for more than a way to trap udents into getting shafted for parking tickets. A And when you get down to it, that's what really A d r ssL th1o to e u a i n makes Art Fair so special. They will still tow cars ith glee, but since itcovers uptheentire city,there's By Flint . Wainess sculptors seeing no way to make a living without o place to park anyways. The fair takes up the only An undergraduate degree from the attending law school, should the Congress be artof the city that really matters: It closes South U., University of Michigan will cost an incoming attacking the National Endowments for the Arts orth U., State St., Washington, Liberty, Main, and first-year student somewhere in the ballpark of and the Humanities, or the Corporation for Public or allpracticalpurposes,M-14andl-94, sincetraffic $24,000. That is, if a student graduates in four Broadcasting? on't move from today until sometime next month years, takes no spring/summer classes, has no hen it unclogs. major medical problems or has comprehensive I can think of no better time to begin a It's not that I hate the whole Art Fair escapade. health insurance, has his or her housing fully dialogue on such fundamental issues to the s just that I have this sort of natural aversion to paid for by financial aid, doesn't need to buy student community as this week. Tomorrow, the assive crowds of 100,000 people in sweltering heat textbooks, gets free food from Meijer, and has Board of Regents will be presented the requested wandering for no particular reason for hours, and no need for non-academic, co-curricular or 1995-96 budget; and Friday, the regents will hen not getting anywhere, all the while dropping academic pursuits, a degree will cost $24,000. vote on the provost's proposal to raise tuition at mustard on their Birkenstocks. Of course, you don't Perhaps a decade ago society could afford to levels ranging from 4.9 percent to 6.8 percent. If have your choice of where you want to go, either. turn a blind eye to the exorbitant costs of higher history is any indication, the regents will approve You drift into the mob, and see where it goes later. education. After all, higher education was the requested budget with little discussion about DrivingbackfromWisconsinacoupleofweeks thought to be a choice; a useful benefit to the monumental importance of the rising costs ago, I noticed signs for the Art Fair on I-75 near society, yes, but mainly to keep the cogs of the of higher education. Mackinac Bridge. I guess that is where the cheap Cold War machine working. Moreover, a To be fair, the proposed tuition increases are arking is located. ("Shuttles will be running from cacophony of sociologists, Marxists and by no means extravagant. No new major e U.P. on the hour forthe best deal in parking....") disgruntled activists argued, only blue-collar initiatives are to be undertaken with student If you take out the insane crowds and traffic, I workers are the true heroes of the American dollars, and the University has gone through love the concept of an art fair. Truly, I do. The dream. great pains to raise money from other sources. conceptofamobofpeople notexactly getting along But yesterday's world by no means exists Nevertheless, students should be concerned but not quite rioting either really appeals to me. But today. A rapidly changing society now knows a for, as you know, tuition does not exist in a that's not what this art fair is about. It's about simple truth: An undergraduate degree, if you're bubble. The writing of a budget is a process that driftwoodsculptorsandguyswithponytailshawking lucky, can help you get clerical work. It is no evolves overa year and, traditionally, the student piles and piles of crap. Remember the art fairs your longer a ticket to the middle class; it is now a role has been not to influence that evolution, but parents would drag you to as a kid? There would be ticket to further education. to try to influence its results. I aver that this must some cool pictures, some neat paintings, but what And there's nothing wrong with that change. change, and the leadership of change must come you really dug were the rubber band guns and bottle If change can be conceptualized as coming in from a coalition of elected representatives, which games. Now that you are in college and can shoot waves, the most devastating approach our oddly means both MSA and the Board of people with the real things, I can't think of much to generation can take is to simply brace ourselves Regents. do anymore. I'msure there will be some great works for disaster; our peculiar task is to embrace the Together, we need to begin shaping an on display, but it's not like anyone is going to run wave, to predict its course and, most important, affordable future, an inclusive system of higher throughitwithacartspendinglikethey'reatMeijer's. to chart its course. education - and yes, that can be done, even As if it weren't crazy enough, Orientation will Thus, it is one of the great ironies of history within today's tuition rates. It can be done, for also be full swing. There will be about 300 students that 1995 marks the year in which federal instance, by protecting and expanding financial walkingaroundevenmoreaimlesslythanusual.Ican spending for higher education has been subject aid, working toward comprehensive health sympathize with their plight, because my first to such a barrage of inflammatory attacks. insurance for all students, and keeping campus impression of the University also came at Art Fair. Precisely when it became an accepted truth that housing affordable. From textbooks to tuition, it I remember the walking tour quite well: "Over higher education is the ticket to prosperity, is time students, faculty and administration band re we have the Law Library, which houses the funding for higher education came under attack together to insure higher education will expand underground-uh, aquarium. Over on State Street at both the federal and state level. With no cure its mighty wings to all of society; the alternative you'll see 'Fat Louie's Crazy Nachos'. Over there, for AIDS or Alzheimers, with no answers to is too Dickensian to bear. where all those trailers are parked? That's the Diag." pressing problems such as urban decay and -Wainess, an LSA senior, serves as student After about two hours of munching on elephant crime, should the Congress be attacking precious representative to the Board of Regents as ears(bread dough fried in lard and rolled in sugar. An research dollars? With student writers and Michigan Student Assembly president American classic), I knew that I could handle dorm food in the fall. So it wasn't a complete waste. ,. Uec R By Matt Wimsatt I suppose that for a lot of students these next few W G ? dayscouldbringupsomeprettytraumaticmemories. N E It could be the last time you ate greaseballs wrapped pretzel salt and they didn't bode well with your , dneys. Or maybe you didn't practice trying to walk at four inches per stride in 95 degree heat in a grumpy mob. (They do have the ArtFairMaster at the CCRB, youknow.)Forme,itwasthattimebackatOrientation. It took me an hour to get from East Quad to Ulrich's / andbackjusttogetalousy Michigan shirt.Theworst thing about it was when I was trying to squeeze 'V through the gawkers on South U I got accosted by a - horde of streaking clowns. There were 20 of them and they all had evil clown makeup on. They started urrounding me and chanting and throwing cotton ndy and- oh, wait. That happened to some other guy. I get the horror stories confused. It won't be all that bad, I guess. I'll get my fill of beaded necklaces. And maybe I might find a cool photo. Still, I expect about two hours of decent T / TI-rr OF ANN ARBOR RPE$S oQ r4'5 shopping and four days of hell. lay, July 19, 1995 - The Michigan Daily - 5 The right side of the picket line My momma taught me never to cross a picket line. So when the Detroit Newspaper Agency went on strike Thursday I did what was natural: I took an indefinite break from my less-than-glamorous stringing job at The Detroit News. I think that Mom always feared the potential danger of angry strikers, out of work and fighting for their livelihoods. To her, strikes are a conflict not to get in the middle of. But she also instilled something deeper in me: Picket lines should not be crossed, to work or to purchase, because laborers need to be supported in getting what they want. In fourth grade, when my elementary school went on strike, my divorced parents were divided on the issue. As a small business owner my father was unsympathetic to the teachers, and so I had to go to school and face frustrated substitutes who in turn faced us - unprepared in front of 40-plus 9 year olds. A woman made me stand with my face in the corner because I had not asked before getting up to sharpen my pencil. After school I ran to my fourth grade teacher, Mrs. Jaqua, at the picket line and cried, and she about cried too - because she would rather have been with her students, who, she could see, were miserable. News columnist Nickie McWhirter (I did not buy the paper but found Saturday's and Sunday's outside an apartment building on Church Street, rainsoaked and abandoned), proclaiming herself a veteran of many strikes and giving the backhand to unions everywhere, wrote in Sunday's News that workers and papers both lose in strikes. She wrote, "If anybody can tell me what a strike is good for except self-destruction, please do." Prominently displayed on the front page of Saturday's combined strike paper, Free Press publisher Neal Shine wrote, "there have been better days." He went on to say, "Instead of expressing their traditional right to free speech in the columns of the News and Free Press as they usually do, striking employees of both newspapers are expressing that right at the top of their lungs on the picket lines." How is expressing themselves in a column about their job dissatisfaction going to help their plight? We writers wouldn't want to downplay the grandiose importance of our work, but sometimes action is needed. How is one column voice going to compare to the unified voices of six unions? What's missing here is an understanding that the issues debated are not petty or frivolous - nor can they be reduced to employee greed. National Public Radio's "Morning Edition" featured a striker who expressed his view that the management's paper would only be good for such unpleasant functions as lining the bottom of a bird cage or cleaning up dog poop, but nothing more. That seems to balance out the Detroit Newspaper Agency's overblown image of its Associated Press- dominated pages. Frankly, though, in this flip comment lies a truth: The News and the Free Press aren't newspapers without their small parts. It takes every aspect and every person to put out a finished product. To think that the company can survive without the workers is sheer arrogance. The cost of newsprint is going up, and readership is sadly going down. And I concur with News editor and publisher Robert H. Giles that Detroit should have not one, but two newspapers. But everyone involved in the process, from reporters to distributors, have a stake in the newspapers as well. Taking it out on them is not a solution. We're all on the same side here, folks ... or at least, we were. And the newspaper industry will not stay strong without the people inside it. Mom was right - you have to stand by the workers. No matter how many times I re-evaluate that ideal, I come down on the outside of the picket line.