Wednesday, Jay 14, 1993 - The Michigan Daily Summer Weeky -9 Flashy 'F By BRETT FORREST The overall quality of Wolfgang Petersen's ("Das Boot") "In The Line Of Fire" is best stated by main charac- ter, Frank Horrigan (Clint Eastwood) when he describes himself as, "a bor- derline burnout with questionable so- In The Line Of Fire Directed by Wolfgang Petersen; written by Jeff Maguire; with Clint Eastwood, John Malkovich and Rene Russo. cial skills." Itis difficulttocomprehend why so many upstanding American citizens are enjoying this film when the ratio of plotholes to plausible happenings is not unlike that of lettuce to meat on a Big Mac. "In The Line Of Fire" spins a tale of vengeance and intrigue within the structure of the U.S. Secret Service (a setup last seen in the brash "To Live And Die In L.A."). Screenwriter Jeff Maguire utilizes Secret Service agent Horrigan'sinvolvementinJFK's 1963 assassination in Dallas as a backdrop for the character's now pained and hidden persona. Mitch Leary (John Malkovich)is a crazedassanssingoneanti-Americawho plans to take out the commander in chiefduringtheheightofapresidential 'ire' fizzles out campaign. Leary forges astrange rela- tionshipwithHorriganthroughaseries of phone conversations that deal with Horrigan'sfailuretosaveJFKinDealey Plaza. The basic storyline is noteworthy, delvingintoHorrigan'spsycheasLeary attempts to draw likenesses between the two men. Both characters agree that the country used to be a different place, a better place. Leary is bent on exchanging his life for the president's, while Horrigan grapples with the same question every Secret Service agent faces - whether the president's life is more important than his own. Malkovich pulls offastunning por- trayal of a psychopath who commits horrid murders at the drop of a hat. Eastwood's redemption-seeking rep- resentation of Horrigan is quality as well. And Rene Russo ("Lethal Weapon 3") puts in a commendable performance as the highly-capable agentLily Raineswhofallsfor Horrigan but must maintain her professional obligations. These performances are executed in an entertaining and skillful manner, but are wasted when placed in the often-unbelievable narrative. Consider this: When John Hinckley Jr. shot President Reagan, 20 Secret Service agents: a. yelled, "Can you please stop shooting the most powerful man in the world?" b. asked for Jodie Foster's home phone number. c. attempted to imbed Hinckley's head in the nearby building. If on-duty Secret Service agents flirt witheachotherwhile being trusted and paid to guard the life of the presi- dent, they will be: a. chastised for not doing it more often. b. given Air Force One for week- end saunters to Cancun. c. asked to turn in their earplugs at their earliest convenience. EWhenahighly-intelligent,trained killer knows his phone calls are being tapped and the authorities will be athis door when they discover his location, he will: a. start sending strip-o-grams in- stead. b. save everyone allthe trouble and turn himself in. c. stop calling the wrong people or abandon the location before the cop- pers arrive. If you answered (c) to all the ques- tions, then don't pay your hard-earned dough to see the film. IN THE LINE OF FIRE is playing at the Ann Arbor1 & 2. [WHOWHATWHEREWHEN Hearts of Darkness If God were in charge of schedul- ing at the Michigan Theater, the results would be something like this ... That's right, this Saturday night you can catch the two grittiest, most lyrical films of 1992, back-to-back, on the big screen at the grand old Mich. Haven'thadanepiphanyinawhile? Have the edges gone out of your life? Feelingalittle toogray, toomuted, too ... even? The only solution is to make tracks to 603 E. Liberty this Saturday to see "Bad Lieutenant" and "Reser- voir Dogs." You just may find your calm, dishpan-drablife come into full, tumultuous, glorious focus again. Yes, "Bad Lieutenant" is NC-17 and may include the most disturbing scenecapturedonfilmsince RobertDe Niro stuckhisthumbin Juliette Lewis' pubescent mouth in "Cape Fear." And yes, "Reservoir Dogs" has a scene so violent that many of your fellow mov- iegoersmayendupbolting tothelobby with their palms pressed to their ears. But you, you're tougher than that. You're strong; you've seen it all. The sheer genius of Harvey Keitel (who starsin both films)stuns and chills you and you wouldn't dream of missing a second of his surly presence. That is why you're clearing your schedule Saturday night to be at the Michigan at9:25 and 11:30 to see the two Movies That Could Change Your Life. See you there. Call 668-8397. Saved by Neil Simon? Maybe the sinewy heart of Harvey Keitel movies is too much for your weak psyche to bear.Ormaybe it's just thatyou'dratherseeaNeilSimon play. If so, the Ann Arbor Civic Theatre is offering its rendition of the snappy Simon standard, "Biloxi Blues." With lots of those patented one- liners and more gushy sentimentality than "Sleepless in Seattle" or an epi- sodeof"LifeGoesOn,""BiloxiBlues" justmightprovidetwe kick you need to burst out of the dog days of summer with a big, dumb grin on your face. "Biloxi Blues" is running through July 24. Tickets are $7, and you can go two-for-one on Thursdays.Go see it. It beats sitting on your porch and whin- ing about the impending fury thatisArt Fair. Call 971-AACT. Eastwood returns to the big screen as a Secret Service agent. DESPITE MINIMAL AIRPLAY, CYPRESS HILL PROVES TO BE A HIGHLY RESPECTED RAP GROUP ATTRACTING LISTENERS FROM ALL GENRES... HIP HOP, ALTERNATIVE, POP AND ROCK. 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