8- The Michigan Daily Summer Weekly - Wednesday, July 14,1993 A RT'Somebody's boring me Honey, I tattooed the kids Lollapalooza '93 joins the mainstream market of America . . I t h i n k i t 's m e . ' - Dylan Thomas 41 By SCOTT STERLING Tumoutthelights,theparty'sover. Lolla (rhymes with dolla') palooza, as we knew it, is history. Anything that was ever 'alternative' or outside-of- the-mainstream about it has been lost in the bottomless money pit that exists Lollapalooza Festival Milan Dragway July 9, 1993 inside the mainstream. Middle America, the people who possess those much sought-after dol- lars, were out in full force July 9th, at the Michigan stop of the tour at the Milan Dragway. Pulling into the parking lot, it seemed like we were going to see Def Leppard and Richard Marx instead of Fishbone and Babes in Toyland. The number of 4X4 trucks, emblazoned with Oakley stickers and Confederate flag license plates, were uncomfort- ably high. As Zack De La Rocha (vo- calist for Rage Against The Machine) put it from the stage, "You guys look like a bunch of frat boys at summer camp." Lollapaloozaisnow asmainstream as Garth Brooks or Janet Jackson.'The (brand)name alone now attracts thou- sands, many of whom could care less who's playing. But the most interesting fact about Lollapalooza'93 is the strength of the line-up, despite much press lamenting abouthow weak it was going to be.By day's end, this proved to be the most consistent and diverse tour they've assembled yet. RageAgainstTheMachineopened the show with a considerable bang, whichtooknearlytherestofthedayto match. Not only did it assault the 32,000+heat-soakedkids(the biggest yet of this tour) with its inimitable brand of bottom-heavy urban metal, but it also used the opportunity to lay down some serious knowledge (for those that would listen). Vocalist De La Rocha read Ginsberg, explained why his band's shirts weren't available at the conces- sionstands(itrefuses tocharge$23 for itsmerchandise,aLollapaloozarequi- site) and generally challengedkids to think while they moshed. Babes in Toyland kicked such an intense set of estrogen-fueled primal rage that some concertgoers seemed a tad intimidated. Its didactic, gut- wrenching set was nothing short of brilliant,andfurtherillustratestheneed for even more femalebands on future Lollapaloozatours(where'sL7?Hole? Liz Phair?). Unfortunately, all that Front 242 was good for was to prove that the requisite "industrial" act for each tour ain't really all that necessary. Watch- ing middle-aged men "playing" dated electro-thumpin broaddaylightis, quite frankly, embarrassing. ArrestedDevelopmentwassurpris- ingly the biggest hit of the day yet. Augmented by a live rhythm section, Speech andcompany turneditout with its energetic set. A.D.'s enthusiasti- cally-receivedcountrifiedhip-hopalso revealed the glaring lack of more rap acts in the line-up. It's usually a given that whenever Fishbone hits the stage, a party's not too far behind. But on Friday some- thing was definitely askew. They took the stage minus founding guitarist Kendall Jones, amidst rumors of reli- gious cults and attemptedkidnappings. But even on an off night, the 'Bone shames most bands out there. They burned through chestnuts like "Freddie's Dead" and grooved like a '90s Parliament on new songs like "LemonMeringue."Butone stillhas to wonder what's going on in their camp, and if they can get it back together before it's too late. All I can say about Dinosaur Jr. is that they would've been great. Only two songs into their set and God him- self decided to give the sun-drained I I Arrested Development surprisea the crowa at Lollapalooza. In Chains hit the stage and played the strongest set since Rage Against The Machine. Vocalist LayneStaleyresplendent in a zoot suit and close-cropped hair- cut,ledhiscohorts througharelentless set of no future, junk-tinged nihilism. For all the hoopla surrounding the "Seattle sound" and its current back- lash, Alice In Chains' brilliance was undeniable. Staleyhas avoicehordesofsingers would sell their souls for, and amidst the crash-and-burnrhythms lie hooky, sing-along melodies. There is some- thing frighteninglyironicabout Alice's hugepopularity,though.There'ssome- thing very disconcerting about 32,000 kids lustily singing, "I feel so alone, gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones." As Primus played their Rush- meets-Mel Blanc freak rock, the fact thattheyseemedallwrongtoclosethe show suddenly was exactly why they denizens a break. Unfortunately, it had to be right as JMascis was about to tear into one of his blistering solos during "Just Like Heaven." A brutal stormfront literally blew the roof off the mother and sent the Dinosscurrying forcover,nottoreturn. <--On the good side, the temperature droppedabout20degrees,saving many ofus from sunstroke or plain old insan- ity. ' - Afteralmostatwo-hourdelay,Alice were the perfect choice. No social/ political commentary, no bulging bi- cepsor"Christiscool"flowing tresses here.Primus' geeked-outnerdboy(and proud of it) antics are the true face of what's become of the 'alternative na- tion' -one big, twisted and confused dichotomy between what's "cool" and what's profitable. I mean, when Primus releases a disc that debuts in the Billboard Top 10, something's definitely weird. The underground has been unearthed, and in the process it has eaten itself whole. At this point, Primus (or any other band there) might as well be Def Leppard,especially whenwomendown front lift their tops to the glee of the crowd, just like at a Guns 'N' Roses show. The vibe, the community that once existed among these groups and their fans, is gone. The social and political awarenessofpastLollapaloozatoursis nonexistent when Styrofoamandplas- tic cups litter the grounds. Show orga- nizers/profiteersbanbringing any food ordrinkintothe eventandcharge$7for a gallon of water. No wonder Perry Farrell wants out. But ultimately, I have to concede. Maybe Lollapalooza isn't the elite, members-only clubof the past.Maybe the same people that used to make fun ofusforlistening tobandslike the Red Hot Chili Peppers or Primus are now their biggest fans. I suppose if one kid trades in his Mr. Big discs for the latest by Tool, or his girlfriend buys a guitar afterseeingBabesInToylandorsome- onerefusestospend$25ona$5T-shirt after hearing Rage Against The Ma- chine, there must be some validity left in Lollapalooza. I hope. International Water Resource Management A Public Forum and Panel Discussion with a multidisciplinary, multinational team of experts Friday, July 16, 1993 1:30-4:00 p.m. Marble Lecture Hall Ground Floor, Wickes Hall Saginaw Valley State University