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BY JEFF RUSH
Bo to be athletic director
or 'U' president?
Delivery across Michigan:
ANN ARBOR - C'mon, already - does anyone really believe
that just because the University is advertising the position of Director
of Athletics in such papers as the New York Times, Los Angeles
Times, and Wall Street Journal that the job is not Bo Schembechler's if
he wants it?
-Last I heard the reason the regents are conducting the presidential
search in secret is that they are considering Bo and didn't want any other
institutions attempting to top their offer. Maybe Detroit Tigers and
Domino's Pizza owner Tom Monaghan will give Bo another Domino's
franchise if he'll promise to stay.
-Bo Schembechler, coach of the University of Michigan. Period.
Kind of has a ring to it.
-One thing is for sure when Bo is in office - no more left wing-
right wing ideological skirmishes between students. Bo will have
everyone going up the middle.
-And you know Vice President for Academic Affairs and Provost
James Duderstadt will love Bo's emphasis on defense. The government
contracts will be pouring into North Campus in no time.
TIGER STADIUM, DETROIT - Wednesday night's loss
notwithstanding, Tiger pitcher Jack Morris has got to be giving New
York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner nightmares. Take the righty's
12 wins away from the Tigers and give them to the Yankees and fans in
both cities can kiss the pennant race good-bye.
-Tiger fans can also kiss collusion (alleged) and Morris good-bye at
the end of this season unless Monaghan is willing to give Morris some
of that Domino's Pizza dough. What's 400,000 pizzas at $10 a pair?
Two million dollars, and that's what Morris is going to be asking for.
-The least Monaghan could do is send Steinbrenner a few pizzas
thanking him for controlling his salivary glands when Morris presented
the Yankee boss with "an offer he couldn't refuse." Everyone in Detroit
is happy that Steinbrenner just said no.
-As long as we're sending thank-yous, I think Steinbrenner owes me
one. I showed up at Tiger Stadium and broke Morris' nine-game
winning streak earlier this season, and then went and saw him lose
Wednesday night. At that rate I could almost guarantee a pennant for the
damn Yankees.
THE SILVERDOME, PONTIAC - If the Lions moved out
of the Silverdome and back to the friendly confines of Tiger Stadium
they could almost fill the place up. What's 24,000 fewer seats as long
as it looks good on television?
-You know it's going to be an exciting season on the field when the
subjects most talked about in conjunction with the Lions are their new
AIDS policy and whether general manager Russ Thomas will retire.
FINAL THOUGHTS - Oh Lord, please don't let my least
favorite Detroit columnist, who is always writing about food in his
sports columns, say the reason he is looking forward to the 1988
Summer Olympics in South Korea is the Seoul food.
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Friday, July 31, 1987

Page 12

FallI iky.Ms
Coaches pick Ohio State
to take-conference title
By GREG MOLZON Ohio State, 10-3 last season, The Buckeyes will be led by a
CHICAGO - The Big Ten finished last season as Big Ten co- tough defense, spearheaded by All-
coaches all agreed on the first day of champion and the winner of the American linebacker Chris
the 16th annual Big Ten Kickoff Cotton Bowl. Fourteen starters Speilman. Bruce said, "In my
Luncheon that Ohio State is this return from that squad. coaching career I have never coached
year's favorite for the conference Although Buckeye coach Earle a player with more intensity...If
title. Bruce still has some questions there is a linebacker of Heisman
Iowa coach Hayden Fry expressed regarding his team, he wouldn't want Trophy caliber, then I think Chris
the consensus opinion, saying, to be picked anywhere else but the Speilman is that person.
"There's no question in my mind top. The Buckeyes' offense returns its
that Ohio State should be favored to "I'd rather have that kind of three leading rushers from last year
win because of the veteran group of approach than to be at the bottom of in Vince Workman, George Cooper
players they have returning from an the league," he said. Bruce added that and Jim Bryant. The three together
excellent team last year." the Big Ten champion will be the gained over 2,100 yards last season.
Last year, the coaches were right team that can win the big games on The Luncheon intro4uced two
on target when they predicted that the road. He expects the Buckeyes new coaches to the conference, Fred
Michigan would represent the Big top challengers to be Michigan, Akers of Purdue and Don Morton of
Ten in the Rose Bowl. - Iowa, and Michigan State. Wisconsin.
Bo decries use of steroids
By DARREN JASEY happened to anyone. It could have happened at any
CHICAGO - The ineligibility of Ohio State wide school. We must do whatever we can to curb the agent
reciever Cris Carter and the increasing use of steroids in problem."
college football were hot topics of discussion at the The coaches also spoke out against the use of
Kickoff Luncheon. steroids in college football.
Michigan head coach Bo Schembechler opened the "(We) feel that we have controlled the drug and
conference with a message agreed upon by the league alcohol situation and now we are going to attack with
coaches. "The football coaches were unanimous in their even more enthusiasm the steroid problem.
belief that Ohio State acted forthrightly and properly in "The Big Ten coaches wanta steroid-free conference.
declaring Carter ineligible," he said. We think that we should have steroid-free football
"Cris Carter is not a unique situation. It could have throughout the U.S."
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By DARREN JASEY year's team have been invited to try
The Michigan hockey program out for the 1988 U.S. Olympic
has had an eventful off-season. team. The Olympics will be held
First Bryan Deasley became the next February in Calgary, Alberta.
first U.S. college player selected in Brad Jones, a 68-point scorer in
the NHL entry draft and highest ever his last season at Michigan; Jeff
University of Michigan draft choice Norton, the team's top returning
when Calgary took him in the first defenseman, who also added 48
round last June. points; and Todd Copeland, one of
Then head coach Red Berenson's 10 first-year players on the team last
top assistant, Mark Miller, stepped season, will join 29 others at the
down after four years on the job. tryouts held in early August at Lake
Now three players from last Placid, N.Y.
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Head coach Dave Peterson expects
to pare the team down to 24 or 25
after the stay in Lake Placid. Those
players will make up the touring
U.S. national team, which will
compete with various professional,
and amateur teams this fall and
winter.
The Olympic limit of 20 players
will be reached shortly before the
games begin in February.
Most of the team was chosen on
the basis of their performance in last
week's Olympic Festival at North
Carolina. Copeland and Norton
helped the South to the silver medal
and Jones played for the East.
Summer league
ends this weekend
The Sandy Sanders-Domino's
Pizza Summer Basketball League
championship games - in which
several Michigan players may
compete - will be held on Saturday
starting at 6:30 p.m. I
Games are held at Concordia
College on Geddes.

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