q Pair of shows not up to par Bobby "Blue" Bland, a smoking hot blues guitarist is coming to the Michigan Theater in a show that also features Albert "the king of the blues" King. Two of a kind bluos reatsrea dy to deal By Mike Fisch A LOT of good things come in twos - Abbott and Costello, Simon and Garfunkel, Rogers and Hammerstein. Like they say, three's a crowd. Well, as it happens Saturday night at the Michigan Theatre two's gonna draw a crowd. Ann Arbor couldn't ask for a better pair of blues musicians than Bobby "Blue" Bland (Don't let thetlast name fool you) and Albert King. Blues, despite its decline in the past few years, is back, roaring and ready and King and Blandare in large part responsible for the upswing. Bland draws the listener in like a fine storyteller, using nothing more than his guiter and voice to do it. His songs called urban blues are about bad times, and frustration, but also change, and looking forward to the good times. Sometimes today, one listens to pop music and wonders, "Is there somebody behind the synthesizer, behind the computerized drumbeat?" Bobby Bland won't leave you won- ANN ARBOR INDIVIDUAL THEATRES $200 SHOWS BEFORE 600P.M. HURRY! ENDS THURS. r<:; GOLDIE HAWN dering. His whining guitar, and growls will more than let you know that there's a person on stage, with real emotions. Bland got his start with the Beale Streeters which included such stars as B.B. King, Johnny Ace, and Little Junior Parker. He recorded his first solo effort in 1950, a tune called "Living Blues" after which he spent three and a half years in the service. After the war, Bland resumed his career with a string of hits that helped him to become a major force in blues. Even if you haven't heard of Albert King, you have heard him. King's guitar licks can be heard emanating from the music of countless rock and blues musicians. Eric Clapton covered King's "Born under a Bad Sign" early in his Cream days. King's distinctive style is built around bending notes on the guitar, or "squeezing the strings" as bluesmen might say. By many, King is considered the king of blues, and the most influential bluesman of the past two decades. Ann Arbor's got Albert King and Bobby "Blue" Bland together - a chance like this doesn't present itself too often. Don't miss the show. By Larry Dean THE CHIP BILL Nelson balanced on his shoulder was big enough to be seen at the back of St. Andrews Hall. It was so big, as a matter of fact, that it overshadowed the music, and made his guitar playing a painful thing. Half of the time he and his five bandmates spent wrenching notes out of their various synthetic instruments, I found myself wishing that someone ballsy enough would hop up on stage and knock the damned chip off Nelson's shoulder. No one did. Of course, I was one of those no ones. I could have knocked that chip off. There was little to no security on hand hecause there was little to no crowd on hand. The whole thing reminded me of a particularly gruelling church picnic, with Nelson as the unfortunate icon, roasting marshmallows disdainfully as his patient subjects waited for the chow. The problem with Bill Nelson's newest tunes - as was evidenced at St. Andrews - is that they all tend to sound alike. A little flip o' the switch, and on goes the devo drums; a wash of syn- thesizers envelopes all; more syn- drums overlay; and finally, the majestic guitar of Bill Nelson is added to the cacaphonous fray, making the ubiquitous, dance-oriented com- positions. On record, Nelson has always been a wonder. However, he has professed a distaste for playing "old" songs live, and that distaste surfaced in his Detroit show. Most of the tunes he played last Tuesday night were three and four years old. Although Vistamix, his latest American release, is fairly new to record stores, the songs are all culled from past European LPs. So as Bill serenaded us, he did so with teeth agrit, and chip wobbling. Nelson's band was adept, but the members lacked any real personality. After the show was over, he came out for an encore that began as an im- provisational, controlled "jam" bet- ween himself, his drummer, and the horn player, but which ended with a sarcastic, spit-in-your-face guitar solo wherein Nelson utilized every cliche under the sun. When he walked of- fstage, you could feel the tension in the air like the smell of burnt marsh- mallows. The Violent Femmes opened up their show Wednesday night by parading in through the main doors of the Union Ballroom. Vocalist Gordon Gano and drummer Victor DeLorenzo played drums as they marched in, and Brian Ritchie and special "fourth Femme" Stephen Kay (a Michigan native) played horns. The music was a weird mix of John Phillip Sousa, bluegrass, and gospel, which set the mood for the music-to-come. Here, preceeding their newest long- player, Hallowed Ground, by almost a week, the Femmes played a handful of new tunes and by-now standards to the adoring all-ages crowd. . The problems with Wednesday's show weren't totally the fault of the band. For one thing, the stage was so low that a lot of "paying customers" couldn't see through the teeming throng of avid fans. Add to that the fact that the tallest Major Events security guard was placed strategically at the front of the stage, and you have a nifty monopoly on who gets to see - "fhe survival of the tallest," if you will. One thing that makes the Violent Femmes so appealing, I think, is their versatility. The new songs they previewed Wednesday night were much more blues and gospel based than the teen-o-rama folksongs on their debut album of last year. However, the energy level they displayed was very up and down. When it came time for encores, for example, they juxtaposed an intense "Add It Up" with a lame "Gone Daddy Gone." Maybe they were getting tired, or maybe they were disappointed at the poor ballroom acoustics, but in the end, as they marched out, in the same fashion that they came in, I was left feeling that the best from the Violent Femmes is yet tocome. ~GRANDOENIN~ge Rock&RoiIHwr'4 Mg'MAY12N ._NA S$10, 00 JN N u ess WArusIs 0p0 spe S W/specialguest the 1.a NICKEL ROMEO MAY 14 LUNAR .---"".- GLEE s dj o 206 South First St.CLUB 313-996-865 0