-A selectimn ofempsw fn highlights Mildred Pierce (Michael Curtiz, 1945) Curtiz (Casablanca) offers us Joan Crawford as the eternally battered mother, gamely trying to make ends meet while facing disaster. Her Campus, Films, husband is straying, her daughter is completely unrealistic, but Crawford still expects everything to come out all right in the end. (Saturday, May 7; MLB 4, 7:30 p.m.). Mommie Dearest (Frank Perry, 1981) The story behind the story. Faye Dunaway looks -strikingly like Joan Crawford in this tawdry, tedious bio pic based on the book by Crawford's bitter daughter. The script is so silly, it's fun. (Saturday, May 7; MLB 4, 9:30). The . 11 # -rily- S.4urdy My7, 1,- m Small Change (Francois Truffaut, 1976) Sentimental account of a class of precocious 10-year-olds in aFrench public school. In between their fun and games are moments of pain and growth. A bit too cute, especially if you don't like kids, but still more human warmth per dollar than most movies. (Wednesday, May 11; Michigan Theatre, 9:00). The Wild Child (Francois Truffaut, 1970) Truffaut directs and stars as a coun- try doctor who attempts to teach a child, raised for years alone in a forest, the ins and outs of civilization. (Wednesday, May 11; Michigan Theatre, 7:30). Picnic at Hanging Rock (Peter Weir, 1975) Sexual repression at an all girls school versus the eternal mysteries of nature. A very strange and com- pelling film that is all the more unset- tling because of its understated tone. Th11je French iaet t 'ts Woman (Karel Reisz, 1981) A strange adaptation of the best- selling John Fowles novel about a Vic- torian lady whose secret past in- trigues a well-to-do gentleman. Meryl Streep and Jeremy Irons star in the movie as the pair of lovers, and also as the actress and actor having an af- fair in the movie behind the movie. It's not as confusing as it sounds, but not as good as it should have been. (Friday, May 13; MLB 4,7:30,9:40). Adam's Rib (George Cukor, 1949) Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy are the defending and prosecuting attornies in a case of 1949 women's lib. Some of the best movie acting you're ever going to see, com- bined with a great script. (Friday, May 13; Auditorium A, 7:30). Campus Films will be a regular Saturday feature on the Arts page. Faye Dunaway A dear mother The movie is based on a true story of the disappearance of a few girls from a class picnic. (Thursday, May 12; Auditorium A, 7:30, 9:30). MO VIE OF THE WEEK: Vulgar humor that works By Joshua Bilmes LIFE IS FULL of questions. Some can be answered very easily. Others can be answered with great difficulty. An example of the latter is, "Can a per- son laugh and vomit at the same time?" An example of the former is, "Does one of the film reviewers for The Michigan Daily recommend Monty Python's The Meaning of Life?" The answer to the second question is a resounding yes in spite of, or is it because of, the fact that the film does a very good job of an- swering the first question. The film starts off quite innocently, giving no hint of the gross hilarity that lies ahead. Before getting into the main film there is a short about the Crimson Assurance insurance company, and its ventures on the high seas of finance. It is, for the most part, funny. The concept behind it is so unusual as to be good for many minutes of laughter, right up un- til the end. As soon as that is done, we are prom- ptly told that the main film is about to begin. And still it is innocent enough. A few fish chat in an aquarium. An An- nouncer solemnly announces "The Meaning of Life, Part I: Birth." And the first skit, showing what might be an all too accurate representation of a hospital birthing begins. And then comes the second skit. The film loses all pretenses of innocence as it looks at birth from the third world perspective of Yorkshire, England. Michael Palin announces that the fac- tory he works at will be closing, therefore the children will all have to be sold for scientific experiments. And Michael Palin has a lot of children. He is Catholic, and cannot use a birth con- trol device because sperm are good. And the film launches a five minute production number with kids, priests, nuns and nurses about the virtues of sperm - "Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed in your neigh- borhood." Hilariously funny. In- credibly poor taste. It is in this vein that the film con- tinues to roll along. The skits go in chronological order. Schoolkids in what appears to be a most sedate parochial school go to their sex education class where the teacher instructs through ac- tual demonstration. Liver donors have their livers taken out with one small problem - the donor isn't dead. The film's climax is a scene in a fan- cy French restaurant. A slightly obese man who weighs approximately as much as Jumbo the elephant enters, and announces he is going to throw up. The waiter calls for a bucket. The man misses. And so it goes for a few minutes. The man orders and eats a, huge dinner, throwing up all over in the process. It is probably the grossest most disgusting sketch ever to appear on the silver screen. It is also very, very funny. The Monty Python crew (Eric Idle, John Cleese, Terry Jones, who direc- ted, and Michael Palin) deserves com- mendation for writing and starring in this comic masterpiece. But many may view it in a different light - seeing the film as little more than an assortment of offensive sketches for which Monty Python should have their mouths washed out with soap. But when bad taste can be so well done, it seems a shame that so few people lack the guts to do it. 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