ARTS Page 10 Saturday, July 16, 1983 The Michigan Daily I Gun Club shoots By C.E.Krell B OREDOM. FATIGUE. Dns. Alcohol. Donuts. White people. Black music. Sweat. Speed. Big Beat - July 14th. Here it comes! What is speed? When you think of speed, you usually think about things going fast - zoom! Jets, trains, the Flash, light. All of these things are said to have speed. Think of speed another way now - back to drugs. 'Speed,' a street slang word for uppers, amphets, man. Little pills. Perky peppers. So post-swallowing, you think you have speed, you are "speeding," jumping, cavorting. Boredom now. See, it is easy to become bored of speed. One becomes velocitated and it becomes difficult to remain entertained. If you keep doing the same thing, over and over, you also lose your ability to be entertained. You achieve agitation. Uncomfortable. So, out of boredom and agitation, you drink alcohol. Back to alcohol now. If you drink a lot of alcohol, you become 'drunk,' inebriated. You grow obnoxious and disgusting, you smell, sweat, sneer, and are fatigued. The Ramones wrote a song called "I Don't Care" and you don't. You are tired. So did the Gun Club. And it goes like The Gun Club mi' this. J.L. Pierce, the lead singer, writer, is a trashed, gross, disturbed - not in style, neccessarily, but in Mea Paul Williams. J.L. don't care if you feeding sometimes it seems this guy the N are dead or you are alive. J.L. don't oozes beer and vodka. He's a tad Exte seem to care about nothing except his frightening, but an ultimately harm- Love white redneck guilt. So he exercises less waste. Fun waste, though. that guild through his puking version of The rest of the band is kind of fun. j black music. He, and others in the band They play fast songs and slow ones. I it seems, are jazz buffs. But being like the slow ones. Speed kills, but the white, they got their own inter- lack of it hurts longer. Oh spasm, pretation. J.L. shouts it out his slimy, spasm, jerk, twitch. disintended maw. Demented deadpan So then, white trash on stage. blanks at Beat 0 I I Daily Photo by DOUG McMAHON sfired at the Big Beat's grand opening Thursday night. I THE MICHIGAN UNION Summer Dinner Theater Chapter Two By: Neil Simon Date: July 14, 15, 16, 21, 22,23 Time: 6:30pm Place: The Michigan Union ° Ballroom Tickets are $15 and available at Mhg on Ticket Oie ad a10 CM1otls. Group seats are availableFor moreinformationcaa 17-20O. By sayi com mis but offt witt C4 Ton Bob Yor mar ides biva Bob disc T2 tme som a d New ofa stan forn Bob D rem bac cou oaf- you tloaf Jr. and Morticia, the Last of Mohicans and the Memphis maniac. ended versions of Coltrane's "A e Supreme" manured into "Burrito ?o mpany' anceand Ellen Lindquist E DON'T know. what author and composer Stephen Sondheim is ing about marriage in the musical nedy Company - it is a joyous representation of eternal truth - it doesn't matter, the Players carry this slick New York style musical h enlivened virtuosity. ompany, is the 1970 seven-times y award winning musical about by, a 35-year-old overgrown New k bachelor, who has five sets of rried friends, none of which are al. These couples display their am- alent feelings about marriage to by, alternately encouraging and ouraging him to tie the knot. he couples each occupy a compar- nt of a platform set up to give ething of the effect of looking inside ollhouse. A metallic outline of the York skyline completes the image a highrise structure. The couples nd like birds, perched on the plat- m singing, "Bobby, Bobby baby, by Bubbie, Robert darling." ouglas Sills is charming and arkably innocent as the befuddled helor Bobby, wandering from ple to couple. He asks Harry, his married friend, "are you ever sorry got married" which launches him Supreme." Junk food. Junk band. Kind of spunk junk with not much funk. It stunk. Oh, but what a stink it stunk. Could be worse; could be dead. offers song, laughs into the "always sorry, always grateful" song. Sills is also a delightful tap dancer. The singing and dancing was what made Company. Gwendolyn Y. Ricks as Amy, a reluctant, panic-stricken bride, rapidly delivers a tongue- twisting patter song with amazing skill. "Clear the halls because I'm not getting married, thank you all but I'm not getting married, don't tell Paul but I'm not getting married today." Alvin B. Waddles is perfectly cast as Paul, as he marvelously portrays Amy's overly devoted groom. Also magnetic was Ellen Mellisse Boyle as April, Bobby's stewardess girlfriend. Boyle and Sills are natural as she sings that she is going to Bar- celona while he beckons her to stay. Boyle is also a talented dancer as seen when she rises from Bobby's bed, joining Sheila Winn and Terry McCar- thy in a surreal moder dance while Bobby sleeps nearby. The other four couples provide divergent moments. Jan O'Connor Maier is excellent as Joanne, the bitter- third-time-around married seductress. One of the best moments is when, she sings a biting, sarcastic song aimed at "the ladies who lunch." Brian O'Sullivan is convincingly pathetic as her abused husband, Larry. Pauline Gagnon as Susan and John see BOBBY, Page 11 4 I I I I