Page 10-Wednesday, June2, 1982-ThenMichigan Doiily Strange but true: The Ozzy Osborne Story 4 (Continuedfrom Page 7) dreck made interesting only by the "hanging" of some strange creature who spent the duration of the piece swinging above the drummer's head. On "Suicide Solution", the only bassist had such an easy time of it that he played his instrument upside down. Either he was incredibly bored, as I was, or a poor showboat. In my book, if it's metal, it had better be fast (Led Zeppelin excepted), other- wise the feedback and pounding and huge over-production sounds like slush. On the tunes where the band cooked it wasn't so bad, provided the lyrics were ignored (easy enough since the noise drowned most of them out) and the musical mediocrity excused. The only musician who really had to play his instrument was Ozzy's new guitarist, who played the standard heavy-metal high-pitched feedback solos and power chords with decent results. "Flying High Again", with its generous use of echo, finally brought the band into the fastest portion of the show. Making generous use of echo, this performance came off a lot better live than it did on record. Following up "Believer", during which Ozzy dren- ched his adoring throng with water to rousing cheers, it heralded the finale. "Do you believe in rock and roll?" he asked, setting new standards in audien- ce-performer communication. "You've got to believe in it!" Oh my. Anyway, off they went, digging back for some heavy handed Black Sabbath material to close the show with. This pleased the crowd to no end, and I will admit that.I got a kick out of it when they broke into the classic chord riff that defines "Iron Man". They perfor- med the classic Sabbath tune complete with a projectionof a.cross above the head of the drummer. They closed the fairly short set by taking "Iron Man" into a frenzied chain- saw guitar and drum assault beneath a projected skull called "Children of the Grave", a peppy little tune also out of Osborne ... having fun being strange Daily Photo by DEBORAH LEWIS Swin our artner Their loving embrace in Regents' Plaza proves that these University square dancers are no "square dancers" at all. 6 Solutions To Your Problem Use these numbers to call The Michigan Daily his former band's repertoire. The audience, thirsting for more, brought them out for an encore. Ozzy made his re-entrance aboard a kitschy inflatable hand whose explosion in the midst of fireworks et al set him free. He demanded of his audience, "What do you wanna hear?" Holding off the obvious temptation to suggest "Free Bird," I watched them instead catapult, into a standard called "Paranoia" to end the show. As I walked into the parking lot, wat- ching a fire engine drive up presumably to clean up for some improperly aimed firework or something, I wondered how to comment on the show. Would this be another condemnation of heavy metal, "the music of the mindless," etc., etc.? Talking to people and listening to them shriek "Ozzy!" from within their traffic-jammed autos, I knew that ex- cept for those kiddies in the infirmary, the folks had a good time.A few brain cells. lost, a little auditory damage, but all in a night'sfun. It may have been mediocre music, and the theatrics were inane, and it wasn't the least bit scary, but it still satisfied the crowd. They want their heroes .and delusions of strangeness. They want to be part of a screaming mob demanding it. And they got it Monday night. Thank you, Mr. Osbor- THE DAILY CLASSIFIEDS ARE A GREAT WAY TO GET FAST RESULTS CALL 764-@557 4 I BILLING .......... 764-0550 CIRCULATION .... 764-0558 CLASSIFIED .......764-0557 DISPLAY .......... 764-0554 NEWS ............. 764-0552 SPORTS ........... 764-0562 4 l e itl igttzt + ttil I