The Michigan Daily-Tuesday, August 11, 1981-Page 11 The baseball strike .. . THE SPORTING VIEWS ... a spoiled season By STEVE HOOK Daily Opinion Page Editor TTHEY'LL BE bitching from coast to coast about the slipshod All-Star baseball game played Sunday night, which marvelously reflected the 1981 season in general. As a news-sider for this paper, I have only at- tempted a sports column once before, in the crazed weeks of June 1980 when the bleacher bums went out of coi'trol. As a fellow inhabitant of the cheap seats during those twisted nights, I quickly became a sports correspondent when the rowdyism escalated into hand-to-hand combat and the bleachers were closed. The sheer volume of similarly-demented issues today-in the dawn of the first second season over-compels me to enter the verbal arena once again. Tony, Joe, and the NBC Hype What's good for Major League Baseball is good for the National Broadcasting Company. That must explain the unceasing baseball soft-sell that preoccupied NBC announcers Tony Kubek and Joe Garagiola Sunday night. They fell over each other praising the game, the fans, the stadium, the um- pires ... the bases, the dugouts, the peanut ven- dors: "The romance is on again," Joe would say. "Baseball is the sleeping giant," Tony would add, "The fans know that the grandest of games will be around tomorrow." Defending the city of Cleveland, the announcers instead managed to simply magnify its problems. "Look around the stadium tonight and tell me this city is not alive," Joe said. I never said it was dead. When they weren't incoherently hyping the Vir- tues of Baseball, they were touting their "priceless" camera crew. Who really cares about the producer and technical coordinator? What we needed was a straight-forward analysis of the delicate season, not a heavy-handed public relations job. Joe and Tony revealed themselves as fools. The Slave System Remains Negotiating the free agent issue was supposedly as black-and-white as negotiating the hostage deal with Iran. There was a matter of principle in both that could not be settled by compromise. But just as the demand of an American admission of guilt degenerated into a pathetic money grab, so did the free agent issue. "I don't care when they settle the strike," you could hear a million baseball fans saying, "just as long as they do settle it, once and for all." No such luck, the institutional inequity remains; the players are still slaves, subservient commodities that the owners possess and control for half their careers. The owners' power play worked in this unfor- tunate confrontation, which was settled not by principle, but by expediency. The football season was just too close for ethics to remain a con- sideration. How the Tigers Can Win Listen to me, Sparky, and I'll put you in a playoff against the Yankees. For starters, revise your rigid platoon system. Find yourself three solid outfielders and play them every day. Which ones? Funny you should ask. Steve Kemp, Lynn Jones, and Kirk Gibson, in left, center, and right. When Gibson breaks his wrist again, put in Ricky Peters day-in and day- out. Trade Al Cowens for a left-handed pitcher. Lance Parrish, the most miserable clutch hitter in the Major Leagues, should either move to first base or be traded (depending on the length of 'Hebner's slump), so John Wockenfuss can get an overdue chance to play full-time. Baseball players always perform better when playing every day. It's that simple. With regard to pitching, start Jack Morris, Kevin Saucier, Dave Rozema, and Dave Tobik. Milt Wilcox, who will retire with an exact .500 win- loss record (something like 210-210), should be traded to the first myopic fool that makes an offer. Lopez, Schatzeder, and Petry can handle the bullpen. Call me if you have any questions, Sparky. Qualified Record Books The baseball strike has one effect that is per- manent and irrepairable. From now on, strictly speaking, the record books are illegitimate. Had the season not been interrupted, Tim Raines could very well be the new record-holder for single-season base-stealing. Lou Brock's record was in serious jeopardy as Raines stole 50 bases in the first two months of the season, but now he'll have to wait until next year. Brock him- self must feel cheated, now that his most cherished accomplishment needs an asterisk. And there were other prospective record breakers, obvious and obscure, that will never be. For the Tigers, who could have enjoyed a rare 20- game winner in Morris, well, maybe he'll get 'em next year. The Aftermath Tony and Joe just couldn't get over the cheering crowds at the All-Star Game. "It certainly proves that baseball will remain the great American pastime," Garagiola frothed. There is truth to this, although its application here was absurd. Of course the 70,000-plus customers cheered like hyenas Sunday night; if I shelled out $25 bucks or more for a sporting event, I wouldn't spend my time sulking about the high- priced nonsense on the field. My very presence in- dicates my enthusiasm for the game. Of course I'm going to cheer. But in the end, the bald baboon is right, the parks will fill up and the fans will continue loving their game. Why? Because it is the greatest of all team sports, virtually the only one which does not involve a simple territorial struggle and a finite time frame. Baseball is a unique oddity, too precious for the degenerated participants to spoil. I I Ex-Wolverine gridders Wangler and Powers cut from pro teams duigtememorable 1910 campaign By JOHN FITZPATRICK ex-Blue gridders to be cut from pro (from an injured knee) was described Daily sports writer teams this year, despite their im- (s an "uredkeeablesr by pressve clleg carers.as an "unbelieveable story" by Two former Wolverines were cut pressive college careers. yihgncahB cebclr y Twoforer olvrins wre ut DESPITE BEING-HAMPERED by a Michigan coach Bo Schembechler. from their respective pro football hos iTe E ing an i Powers, another oft-injured player teams yesterday, as quarterback John host of injuries, including an injured while at Michigan, was renowned for Wangler was released by the Dallas pound Wangler amassed a n'r , his toughness and resiliency. He played Cowboys and offensive guard John pressive assd h nu e hurt much of last season, but in spite of Powers was waived by the New York this he came up with a number of key S Gat.as a Michigan signal-caller. His 105 ths"Gins <"-paicldgakefmetoep freiaennedMihian completions last season were the third plays, including a key fumble to keep Wangler, a free agent, led Michigan most ever for a Michigan quarterback, Michigan's scoring.drive alive against to its 23-6 victory over the Washington dos reer .a 2,g49 q assing Notre Dame. In addition to his All-Big Huskies last January. Powers, an and his career total of 2,849 passing Tetamslcinhewslonmd Huskes lst Jnuay. Pwers an yards is the second best accomplished Ten team selection, he was also named eighth-round draft pick, was named to ya isvthe eco backphed Offensive Player of the Week against UPI's All-Big Ten team last year. by a Wolverine. The comback he had Illinois. WANGLER WAS NOT immediately available for comment, but his mother, when contacted in Royal Oak, noted that her son was "mildly disap- pointed." "I'm sure he's not going to call it quits from football," she added. Wangler is expected to fly into Detroit sometime today. 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