s y 4B - October 27, 2014 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com _ . , THE MICHIGAN DAILY TOP-10 POLL Each week, Daily sports staffers fill out ballots, with first-place votes receiving 10 points, second-place votes receiving nine, and so on. 1. MISSISSIPPI STATE: "There are never enough jokes to make about incest in Mississippi." -Greg Garno, Co-Managing Sports Editor. He's on Twitter @G-Garno. 2. FLORIDA STATE: The Seminoles didn't play, so Jameis Winston spent the weekend humbly doing some food shopping at Publix and performingmisinterpreted slam poetry on student-union tables. S 3. AUBURN: The Tigers beat the Cocks by ramming the ball down the midddle effectively. 4. ALABAMA: Lane Kiffin and Brady Hoke both had good weekends, in that neither was murdered upon his return to Knoxville/Ann Arbor. 5. OREGON: The Ducks traveled to Santa Clara and handled Cal easily, then enjoyed a $384 Levi's Stadium steak, courtesy of Phil Knight. 6. MISSISSIPPI: The Rebels tried to conquer Louisiana, but then they remembered it was in Confederate territory already and gave up. S7. MICHIGAN STATE: In the only game that mattered, The Michigan Daily trounced The State News for the 10th consecutive year, 8-3. Alex Taylor for Heisman. 8. NOTRE DAME: The Fighting Irish had a bye week. Really, guys? Jesus doesn't take bye weeks. 9. TEXAS CHRISTIAN: TCU would be ranked eighth, but they're Protestant, and here at The Michigan Daily, we don't condone divorce. 10. GEORGIA: Chubb got a hard- earned week off. He "wood" have played well, though. FOOTBALL Five things we learned: Michigan's loss to MSU The demis a 35-1 State. The thoro By MAX COHEN the program. Daily Sports Editor "To throw a stake down in our back yard out here and coming Michigan football team's out there like they are all that, it e continued Saturday in got shoved the last minute and a .1 loss to rival Michigan half. We weren't trying to get a field goal, that wasn't the M.O. Wolverines were If our guys could get it in, we ughly outplayed by the were going to get it in." Spartans and fell to 1-3 in the Big Ten. An end to Michigan's misery doesn't appear to be in sight. 2. Bad things happen when you can't run or stop the run ALLISON FARRAND/Daily The Wolverines' pregame ritual made Michigan State feel "like we needed to put a stake in them," per Mark Dantonio. Here are fiv learned from Satu 1. Michigan Stat enjoy putting Michii For the secon year, the Spartar Wolverines in eve game. They were team offensively a and proved it tI game. Though Mic entered the gam favorite and has Michigan in th recent years, the fancy themselves This year, Mi linebacker Joe Bt Michigan State ammunition it needed before the game even started, spearing the ground with a tent stake after the Wolverines ran onto the field. Though his teams have defeated Michigan in six seven matchup State coach Mark felt the need to e things we The Wolverines struggled irday's loss, mightily to run the ball in the loss. Michigan is without e will always sophomore running back ga stake in Derrick Green for the remainder gan of the season after he broke his clavicle, and his backups did d consecutive little in his place. ns bashed the Sophomore running back try facet of the De'Veon Smith rushed for e the superior 39yards on 11 carries, while nd defensively redshirt junior Justice Hayes hroughout the took nine handoffs for 27 yards. As a team, the Wolverines higan State rushed for 65 yards on 28 .e a 17.5-point carries, good for an average of manhandled 2.3 yards per attempt. It was e rivalry in a marked improvement from Spartans still last year's minus-48 rushing disrespected. yards against the Spartans, chigan junior but it didn't even come close to olden provided getting the job done. all of the On the other side of the ball, Michigan State's running game "(It just felt obliterated Michigan's like we needed defensive line. Langford to put a stake bolted for 177 yards on in them ." 3S carries, consistently moving the ball for the of their past Spartans and wearing down s, Michigan the Wolverine defense by Dantonio still preventing it from getting off make a point the field. him to catch everything thrown his way in order to move the ball. Because Michigan struggles on the ground and fifth-year senior quarterback Devin Gardner struggles with accuracy, Funchess needs to be the dependable player on this offense. When he isn't, the offense has no one else to turn to. 4. The routine with the media won't change this season The patterns have existed since Michigan's loss to Notre Dame in the second week of the season. Each week, the Wolverines supposedly have a great week of practice and claim the team is working hard and sticking together. Then the team fails to eecute Saturday. Drastic change is unlikely at any point during this season. Michigan coach Brady Hoke will persist in saying his team is working hard and competing well enough to win in practice. Gardner will remain the team's quarterback the rest of this season, fighting to evade the pass rush that comes with a porous offensive line. It has become a pattern of dread for Michigan fans, the feeling that little good can come each Saturday no matter what is said during the week. 5. Bold prediction: The Penn State win will be the highlight of the season Michigan's win over the Nittany Lions before the bye week is the team's only Big Ten win to date. It had the atmosphere that comes with a night game and an involved home crowd, and the Wolverines' effort in the game matched the environment. It appears unlikely the team will experience success of that magnitude again. Few of Michigan's struggles have disappeared during the course of the season. The problems that existed in the Wolverines' loss to Notre Dame in the second week of this season remain. It would take an enormous upset at Ohio State to top the Penn State victory. A win in that game would take a dramatic reversal of fortune, one that doesn't seem to be around the corner. You've already seen the best of this team, and it wasn't even all that great. Michigan's offense struggled all Saturday afternoon. It was outgained by Michigan State running back Jeremy Langford. 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AvenI I 1 or of lendiault assa l (os f 1931 sneen"s after the stake incident. He wanted the Spartans to throttle the Wolverines, and running back Jeremy Langford scored a touchdown with 28 seconds left that had many thinking Dantonio was running up the score. The coach didn't dispute the notion after the game. "(It) just feltlike we needed to put a stake in them," Dantonio said. "You might as well just come out and say what you are feeling at some point, because you can only be diplomatic for so long. The little brother stuff, all the disrespect, they didn't have to go in that direction. We try to handle ourselves with composure. It doesn't come from the coach, it comes from 3. The offense needs Funchess at his best Throughout this season, there have been flashes of competence from Michigan's offense. They have come when junior wide receiver Devin Funchess bails it out from danger, making circus catches like he did with his early touchdown catch against Penn State, one he snatched from the hands of a defender. But Funchess struggled to make those -catches, failing to come away with relatively easy targets at times Saturday. Though his efforts wouldn't be a cause for concern in most offenses, the Wolverines need WE DON'T NEED A JOURNALISM . SCHOOL TO BEAT THE STATE NEWS ON THE GRIDIRON AND IN THE NEWSROOM #DAILYDOMINANCE