The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Monday,'September 22, 2014 - 5A The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom Monday, Septemher 22, 2014'- 5A FoX Not'Clerks 2' 'Tusk' both a funny and horrifying tale 'Is that Mischa Barton??' 'Gotham' brings grit to comic book adaptation Ke cra The that o goes movie a ma gets into a You're going into no what you've about Kane. movies the tr should and if ridicu of hum worth The sion p Smith a Por crossec the po wide-n surgic a walr he can ridicul nated Vin Smith uses weekly podcast he co-hosts with his longtime editor Scott odcast idea to Mosier. The film follows Wallace eft feature film Bryton (Jus-tin Long, "Accept- ed"), an obnoxious, unlikable, By JACOB RICH but highly successful podcaster. Daily Arts Writer Sound familiar? Smith fans will notice familiar trends in Bry- re is a certain mindset ton's speech patterns; the char- ne has when he or she acter is highly autobiographical. into a Bryton, after a chance encoun- about B ter in a Canadian bar restroom, n who decides to interview a reclusive turned Tus naval veteran (Michael Parks, walrus. At Rave and "Django Unchained") for his not Qualityl6 popular podcast (yeah, it's to walk called "The Not-See Party"). "Tusk," a Soon, however, Bryton finds matter Smodcast himself drugged, cut up and reviews mutilated, discovering that the read insane man desires to ... well, it, expecting "Citizen you probably get it by now. This is one of those Considering how silly the s that you can tell from plotis, "Tusk" hasaparticularly ailer alone whether you clever script. This is light-years see it or not. Go watch it, funnier and more intelligent you made it through that than comparable spoof-horror lousness with your sense movies like the "Scary Movie" nor intact, "Tusk" will be franchise. The essence of the your time. Y film's humor is its understated film is clearly a pas- self-awareness. Breaking the irject for director Kevin ,fourth wall is such an over- ("Zack and Miri Make used trope in spoof movies no"), who has finally and "Tusk" thankfully avoids d the fame threshold to it completely, instead relying int where he can make on legitimately clever dialogue elease horror films about and ironic visual flourishes in ally morphing a man into the vein of the jumpy, cheesy us and no one can tell him editing of the "Evil Dead" fran- n't. The much-discussed, chise. lout plot of "Tusk" origi- When "Tusk" isn't funny, it's on the Smodcast, Smith's actually kind of terrifying. You see Justin Long get torn apart over the course of the movie, with an appropriate amount of disturbing screaming and intense gore. It's tolerable, because Long's character is so unlikable, but squeamish view- ers may find themselves fre- quently looking away. Perhaps the film's strang- est feature is its almost secret inclusion' of Johnny Depp ("Pirates of the Caribbean") as alcoholic French-Canadian investigator Guy Lapointe. You know and love Depp for his off- beat performances, but until you've seen "Tusk," you have yet to see Depp at his weirdest. His performance is not even particularly funny, it's simply, one of the most bizarre appear- ances in any film. "Tusk" is the definition of a solid "B" movie. Both the over- all concept and the dialogue are legitimately clever, and the film is self-aware enough to make its low-budget aesthetic negli- gible. Best of all, besides "Boy- hood," no other fiLr this year is as wholly original. If you can put yourself in the "yes, I am going to enjoy this really dumb thing for the next 90 minutes" mindset, you will have a great time with "Tusk." By CATHERINE SULPIZIO Daily Arts Writer The atmospheric city of Bruno Heller's "Gotham" is familiar; suspended in perpetual smog and held together by aspider-web of back alleys, B+ it practically Gotham oozes cheap neon. This is Mondays the glum dys- at 8 p.m topian scape FOX of "Blade Run- ner" and "Sin City." It's a formula, in a sense, but there's never been a more dazzling shit- hole on the small screen than in FOX's new series "Gotham." I'm a noir-lover, so there's a special place in my heart for its aesthetic trappings: the impeccable blonde who doesn't-seem to have com- mitments beyond glidingthrough' her apartment in slinky silk, the cynical detective with a chip on his shoulder and a flask in his pocket, the ubiquitous shots of Chinatown street markets in the murky depths of Lower Manhat- tan - it's all there in the anachro- nistic, rain-slicked Gotham. As a prequel to the canonical- Batman story, Bruce Wayne won't fly to rescue for a couple decades, and now it's crumbling under corruption. "Gotham" starts out with a minx-y Catwoman (new- comer Camren Bicondova) lurk- ing in the shadows of an alley as Bruce Wayne becomes an orphan. That scene encapsulates the extent of my comic book knowl- edge, and "Gotham" asks for little more. This isn't a show catered to fandom, yet knowledgeable viewers will catch the handful of unobtrusive winks and nods. It's also good for the show to imme- diately get the iconic scene out of the way; Bruce Wayne's develop- ment isn't the center of the show and the adjoining investigation guides us through a string of characters that populate Gotham. Stepping into the aforemen- tioned central narrative gap is young Jim Gordon (Ben McK- enzie, "The O.C."), a fledgling detective new to inter-depart- ment politics and corruption, who gets the Wayne case. His hardened partner, Harvey Bull- ock, (Donal Logue, "Sons of Anarchy") has been in the sys- tem long enough to not want the high-profile investigation on his hands. However, they meet young Bruce who has some mature heftpenciled inbybrood- ing David Mazouz ("Touch"). Sean Pertwee's Alfred Penny- worth gives a refreshing itera- tion of the trusty guardian; he doesn't have Michael Caine's precise courteousness, a hair more thuggish than gracious. Gordon playing the naive guy un-warped by the crooked bureaucracy isn't the most con- vincing; he's a little o' accept- ing of the alliance between organized crime and uniformed enforcement that's revealed in the pilot. However, the periph- eral villains who encroach on law and order are well-acted and able to pick up the slack. In particular, Fish Mooney (Jada Pinkett Smith, "Madagascar") is a welcome female addition to the ranks of mob-boss overlords who populated various Gothams over the years.'Smith has a darkly liquid presence, equal parts menacing and sexy. Her duplicitous minion, pre-Penguin Oswald Cobblepot (Robin Lord Taylor, "The Walking Dead") is desperate and creepy, sure to develop throughout the season. "Gotham" will be an unusual brand of procedural occupied by larger than life characters, which is an intriguing enough premise to continue watching. More than that, sans the large names the movie franchises have, "Gotham" still captures the cinematic gloss that's made superhero movies so watchable for non-fans. For its family-friendly 8 p.m. timeslot, it's a grim hour full of gloom and gore and rumnblings of the ity's imminent disintegration. The "Batman" franchise has always blurred the edges between the two institutions, law enforce- ment and the villains, and the show carries on this skeptical tradition. DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES ? ARE YOU THE BEST WRITER YOU'VE EVER MET? DO YOU WANT TO WRITE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES? 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