bA - Wednesday, February 12, 2014 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com 6A - Wednesday, February 12, 2014 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com CANAL+ I hope there's toilet paper. 'Les Revenants' reinvents zombies French series presents a fresh take on the undead By GRACE PROSNIEWSKI DailyArts Writer If you've been watching ABC lately, you might have noticed some cryptic ads for its new televi- sion series "Resurrection." While I can't speak for the quality of the networks latest attempt at a dra- matic hint, I can give a glowing recommendation to the French series it's based off of: "Les Rev- enants," or "The Returned." Set in a small mountain town, "Les Revenants" follows a group of seemingly unrelated people who have come back from the dead, unchanged since their deaths. Those that have "returned" seem perfectly healthy and have no memory of being dead. They do, however, have some rather suspicious characteristics, as they don't sleep and have voracious appetites. But typical zombie story this is not. Those that have "returned" are not so concerned with how they actually came back, but rather the focus of the show is on their struggle to return to their old lives and loved ones who have done their best to move on from their deaths. 15-year-old Camille, who died in a bus accident on a school trip four years prior, returns home to find her parents separated - driven apart by her death - and her twin sister Lena, now 19, a hard-drinking misfit suffering9 from severe guilt after faking sick to stay home the day of the accident and surviving. Next comes the little boy Victor, who was killed along with the rest of his family in a home invasion 30 years prior. Victor definitely fulfills the creepy little kid requirement, as he hardly says a word and also seems to possess more mystical ability than any of the other "returned." He forms a close relationship with Laure, a nurse who survived a brutal attack some years earlier. Then there's Serge, a serial killer who terrorized the town by murdering several women and eating their internal organs. He is only stopped when he himself is murdered. Serge stays with his older brother Toni, a bartender who's been trying to keep his brother's dark secrets in the past. And then there is Simon, per- haps the most interesting of the "returned." Simon was a bride- groom set to marry the pregnant Adele, the love of his life, when he died ten years prior. Simon tries to reunite with Adele, but finds she is soon to be married to local Gendarmerie captain Thomas, ,who has become a de facto father to his daughter Chloe. There are many more "returned," but we have yet to hear their stories. Concurrent with all these plotlines are mysterious power outages and the ever-decreasing water level of the town's reservoir, revealing the remains of the village that had been flooded decades before, along with several dead animals. "The Returned" exists in a uniquely dark atmosphere, playing as both a surrealist thriller and a soul-wrenching tragedy. Yes, there are moments that send shivers down your spine and make you jump in fright. But what stays with you after the screen has gone dark is grief. It explores the ways in which people experience mourning and death, how they are fundamentally changed by it, but in a way remain the same. From the music and cinematography to the pacing and plot, everything works in conjunction to create a haunting, sophisticated sense of ambiguity. Even the setting, a small isolated town in the Alps, leaves the viewer questioning whether or not they can trust this reality. The only worrying aspect of "The Returned" is its similarity to a show like "Lost." For every one question answered in the most base of terms, ten more rise up, until it seems like there's no possible way producers will be able to come up with a satisfy- ing ending. Oh well, it's a good enough show to take the risk on. With only eight episodes in season one, "The Returned" is perfect for a weekend binge. Plus watching things with subtitles makes you smarter. It's a fact. JFC Farrah Fawcett hair. Star-studded cast can't save 'Spoils of B abylon' ByMADDIETHOMAS Daily TV/New Media Editor "The Spoils of Babylon" is "nothing less than a masterpiece," according to Eric Jonrosh, the story's fictional author and creator. In this parody of the The SpiIis melodramatic miniseries of of Babylon the 1970s and '80s, Will Ferrell IFC plays Jonrosh, a pretentious and overweight drunk who graces the silver screen with his epic novel-turned-miniseries. With purposely-laughable production quality, ridiculous costumes and a semi-incestuous romance at its heart, "Spoils" definitely shows promise as a satire. In terms of actual laughs, though, it doesn't quite live up to its "epic" reputation. Jonas Morehouse (Tim Robbins, "The Shawshank Redemption") is apoor oil driller who lives in middle-of-nowhere Texas with his daughter, Cynthia (Kristen Wiig, "Bridesmaids"). A hardworking optimist, Jonas spends every day in the field, searching for oil so he can save his estate and family. One day he comes across an orphan boy named Devon (Tobey Maguire, "The Great Gatsby") and, out of the goodness of his heart, adopts him as his own. As Devon integrates into the family, a forbidden romance between he and his adoptive sister begins to blossom. "The Spoils of Babylon" follows Cynthia and Devon through the ups and downs of their love affair over the course of several decades. The performances in "Spoils" are undoubtedly the highlight of the series. The humor is right in Wiig's wheelhouse. Like in "Saturday Night Live" 's "Cali- fornians" sketch, her exagger- ated facial expressions and body movements make a perfect match for the melodramatic par- ody. Maguire also delivers a sur- prisingly commendable comedic performance, playing a char- acter he describes as a satirical version of Nick Carraway from "The Great Gatsby." Even the more "serious" guest stars, like Val Kilmer and Tim Robbins, are totally game, most notably the criminally underused Michael Sheen, who plays Wiig's hus- band in one episode and may be the best part of this entire series. Unfortunately, great perfor- mances aren't enough to sup- port a flimsy script. The campy humor succeeds in parodying a genre, but fails to consistentiy reach heights that transcend the context of that parody. Per- haps some of the humor is lost on me, a millennial college student who wasn't even alive during the height of miniseries popularity, but the entire six-episode collec- tion feels a bit stretched - like an overlong "SNL" sketch that could use a caffeine injection. The funniest moments occur when the show embraces absurdity - like when Cynthia and Lady Anne (voiced by Carey Mulligan, "Inside Llewyn Davis"), who is a mannequin and Devon's wife, have a showdown over brunch at the Morehouse estate. Never mind the fact that she is literally a hunk of plastic and no one acknowledges it; the permanently placid expression on Lady Anne's face while she and Cynthia swap insults is hilarious when juxtaposed with Wiig's famously dynamic face. The show grows tiresome when it fails to provide a creative punch line to overused parody tropes. Episode three features a drawn out black and white scene during which Devon tries to kick his heroin addiction. In episode four, Jessica Alba trots around in lingerie as "Dixie Melonworth." There are too many already- parodied situations like these that fail to accomplish the ultimate goal of breathing a new life into an old genre. A spoiled opportunity. "The Spoils of Babylon" is frustrating mostly because it feels like a wasted opportunity. With its massive amount of star power and relatively low stakes (considering it is only 6-episodes long and not necessarily looking to get picked up for another season) one would hope for riskier content. Writer-director duo Andrew Steele and Matt Piedmont (both alums of the "SNL" writers' room) are funny when they take the content to bizarre levels. Otherwise, "The Spoils of Babylon" is merely a parody of a genre few people remember or really care about. At only about three hours in length total, "Spoils" is made up of six 22-minute installments, and that is just the right amount. Is it worth binge-watching at home while cleaning your room? Probably. Does it call for more works of its kind? Probably not. "The Spoils of Babylon" is a fun attempt at parody, but after its short stint on the air, the comedy well has run dry. As Will Ferrell's Eric Jonrosh reminds us in the final installment, "When the wine is gone, it's time to go home. That's the rule." 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