6A - Wednesday, February 19, 2014 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com 6A - Wednesday, February 19, 2014 The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom AMAZON "What's become of my banana stand?" Amazon's pilots can't touch Netf lix We doo't oee any jumpsuits.. Cult band stitches a charismatic 'Jumpsuit' Streaming empire hopefuls need quality programs ByALEX INTNER Daily Arts Writer Last year, the online giant Amazon sent shockwaves through the industry by releas- ing its television pilots to the public and allowing feedback and streaming count to be a part of its decision process for ordering new series. Earlier this month, the company released this year's batch. There are three comedies and two dra- mas up for consideration. Out of those, at least one from each cat- egory should get a pickup. This year's group contains series from several high profile writ- ers, including the return to TV for Chris Carter ("The X Files") and a potential series from "The Wire"'s Eric Overmyer. What separates this year's bundle from the last one is the inclusion of the two dramas: "The After," a post-apocalyptic drama and "Bosch," a cop drama starring Titus Welliver ("Lost"). After viewing therm, it's clear that neither drama is perfect. In "The After" 's 55-minute run- ning time, only the last twenty advance the story; it takes a long time to introduce the conflict, which makes the rest almost useless to the overall arc. "Bosch" doesn't have the same pacing issues, but it's yet another show with a male antihero. Welliver is a bril- liant actor doing a great job, but that's not enough to make "Bosch" a series. The show has two ongoing stories, one follow- ing a civil suit involving Bosch killing a man and another in which he solves the murder of a child. Unfortunately, neither is particularly interesting. Even with Overmyer's name on the show, it fails to live up to expec- tations. Amazon's breakout show is not a drama, but a "comedy." "Transparent" stars Jeffrey Tambor ("Arrested Develop- ment") as Mort, a transgen- der father who gets his kids together in order to come out to them. Despite some flaws, especially in its portrayal of Mort's adult children as whiny brats, "Transparent" is the best in the bunch. Tonally, it's more of a dramedy, following in the footsteps of shows like "Girls." There are jokes, but the best moment is when Mort gives a monologue discussing his inability to come out to his kids. Once the kids are figured out, this show could build a lot of buzz for the streaming service. The other two comedies are not as strong. "The Rebels" is much more of a generic sitcom, with punchlines galore and a cocaine-snorting, gun-shooting monkey. Unfortunately, all the gags not involving the monkey fall flat, even though they are presented by actors such as Nat- alie Zea ("Justified") and Josh Peck ("Drake and Josh"). The third comedy, "Mozart in the Jungle," suffers from a collection of bland characters, even though they are drug- using musicians who play great- classical music. The series is helped by its setting in the world of classical music in NYC, providing a backdrop that the show can build upon. Clearly, "Transparent" is an easy pickup. It has an interest- ing premise and fixable flaws. As for the rest, it's going to come down to whether Ama- zon thinks the shows' issues are fixable. "The After" 's pilot had pacing issues, but Carter's name gives one hope that they can be solved. On the other hand, "The Rebels" is generic and bland, and Amazon really shouldn't bother with it. "Mozart" shows more potential than "Bosch" to develop as it expands its world and adds layers to its charac- ters. Amazon has some tough decisions ahead as it tries to build a streaming empire that can compete with Netflix. With "Transparent," the service has what could be its first break- out hit. With the other four, it's going to take some work to bring them up to par with shows like "House of Cards" and "Orange is the New Black." By ADAM THEISEN Daily Arts Writer Few bands in the indie rock world are as idiosyncratic as Guided by Voices. Motiva- tional Jump- suit marks the band's 20th record and, Motvational startlingly, their fifth Jumpsui since reunit- Guided by ing only two Voices years ago. In its many Guided by years of exis- Voices,Inc. tence, Guided by Voices has built up a cult following and created some left-of-the-dial classics, and this new record contains much more of the same. It's not the best introduc- tion point for people unfamiliar with the band, but it continues the sound that made it success- ful. Those who don't know Guided by Voices will find that most of their albums sound like Green Day getting wasted before a show in some dive bar in the South. The recording quality skews lo-fi, but if you don't get scared off by the dirty sound, you'll find some surpris- ingly catchy melodies, such as on the upbeat singing of the opening track, "Littlest League Possible." Obviously, when a band releases five albums in two years, with each album contain- ing about 20 songs each, not every track is going to be great. Motivational Jumpsuit averages out at less than two minutes per song, which means that any song you don't like will prob- ably be quickly overtaken by one you do. Everything on the album flies by, with the tracks often feeling more like sketches than fully-developed tracks. By the time you get a feel for a song, it's already over. As expected, the album con- tains some great tracks and a decent number of throwaways. Singer Robert Pollard has never given a fuck about qual- ity control (this is a man who once released a live album that consisted solely of his between- song banter with the audience), but as with any GBV album, his expert songwriting is on dis- play here, particularly with the unusually fully-developed clos- er "Alex and the Omegas" and the funny, catchy "Vote For Me Dummy." Today, GBV might sound a little older, but very little seems to have changed in its style since the '90s. They're still the cult heroes of the nearly for- gotten era before indie rock went mainstream, playing the same music now for older fans and younger ones who have discovered them thanks to the Internet. Motivational Jump- Call: #734-418-4115 Email: dailydisplay@gmail.com suit, like its predecessors, is pop rock with enough grunge sen- sibility and all-around weird- ness to keep it from being more than a niche success. However, that doesn't mean it's not great music: Instead, it's riffy and groovy, even unexpectedly pretty in spots. Stuck in that strange chasm between main- stream and avant-garde, Guided by Voices simply choose to give fans the charismatic rock they want. The group stumbles most when they try to stray from the straight-forward. Tracks like "A Bird With No Name" and "Go Without Packing" are way outside of the band's comfort zone, taking on an acoustic, vaguely English, folk sound, with miserably failing results. The mistaken experi- ments are, however, par for the course and to be expected of any GBV record. The beauty of a band releasing such a ridicu- lous amount of material is that every fan will have completely different favorites. Guided by Voices mixes it up enough on Motivational Jumpsuit that nothing gets too old, and even Fame and fortune aren't what GBV aspires to. the bad stuff is pretty easily digested. The more you listen to its songs, new and old, the more it becomes clear that Guided by Voices could've easily chosen to become much more famous as working-class-style rock- ers. A bigger label, higher- quality recording techniques and a focus on longer songs (and, by extension, longer cho- ruses) could've made them a Kings of Leon-type millionaire rock band. Fame and fortune, though, are not in their cards. Pollard and the band prefer to write songs on their own terms: releasing everything they can without any second thoughts or rewrites. They want fans, but only fans who will accept them for exactly who they are - and anyone who listens to an album as strong as Motivational Jumpsuit will have no problem accepting them. SO YOU'RE A WRITER, HUH? PROVE IT. E-mail John Lynch at jplyn@umich.edu to request an application for Daily Arts. 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