2A - Thursday, December 5, 2013 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com 2A - Thursday, December 5, 2013 The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom The next Jason Sudekis In 2009, Mike O'Brien moved to New York City when he was hired as a writer for "Saturday Night Live," Lorne Michaels's prolific weekly sketch comedy show. He became a featured player this past year and is the first writer after Jason Sudekis to move to an acting role. After considering a major in a pre-med-related degree and then engineering, O'Brien graduated from the University in 1999 with a degree in film-video, a program that is now knowh as Screen Arts £t Cultures. What activities were you involved in at Michigan? I was on the men's rowing team for four years. I also was founder and editor of a monthly com- edy newspaper called The Anti- Daily. It was started in rebellion because I tried unsuccessfully for two years to get a job writing a humor column for The Michigan Daily. So, you can imagine the soul-searching needed before I agreed to this interview. What is it like working at Saturday Night Live? I love it. It's perfect for dra- matic people with short atten- tion spans. There are extreme highs and lows. And then it's gone. You move on from that host, that sketch, that embarrass- ing moment because you have to focus on the next one. What's the most important les- son you learned University? By having to search around for my major, I learned that you have to love what you do. And you have to receive some feedback that you're doing well at it. If you're just doing the career that you feel is correct or garners the most suc- cess, you won't attack it with the same passion and will actually be less successful than if you do something you truly love. It just takes forever to find sometimes - CLAIRE BRYAN LILY ANGELL/Daily James Douglas, a fellow in the Department of Chem- istry explores new uses of visible light and photo- chemistry. 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After Detroit formally entered bankruptcy Tuesday, Emergency Manager Kevin Orr must cut pensions to over 20,000 Detroit retirees who previ- ously believed they would receive their full pension. >> FOR MORE, SEE OPINION, PAGE 4 A video of Harrison Odjegba Okene'sarescue from a submerged ship in May went viral on Tuesday, the Associated Press reported Wednesday. The Nigerian cook survived underwater for three days before a diver dis- covered him. 01 Sandy Hook 911 calls released, show anguish, tension in school Detroit bankruptcy decision allows city to cut pensions Multiple calls made during shooting now public HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) - As gunfire boomed over and over in the background, a janitor begged a 911 dispatcher to send help, say- ing, "There's still shooting going on! Please!" A woman breathless- ly reported seeing a gunman run down a hall. And a teacher said she was holed up in her classroom with her children but hadn't yet locked the door. Recordings of 911 calls from last year's Sandy Hook Elementa- ry School shooting were released Wednesday, and they not only paint a picture of anguish and tension inside the building, they also show Newtown dispatchers mobilizing help, reassuring call- ers and urging them to take cover. "Keep everybody calm. Keep everybody down. Get everybody away from windows, OK?" one dispatcher told the frightened teacher who reported hearing shots in the hall. The calls were made pub- lic under a court order after a lengthy effort by The Associated Press. Prosecutors had argued that releasing the recordings would only cause more anguish for the victims' families. The gunman, 20-year-old Adam Lanza, shot his way through a plate-glass window at the front of the school on Dec. 14. The office staff saw the shooter, who was wearing a hat and sun- glasses, as he entered the building with a rifle and began firing down a hallway. One of the first callers to New- town police was a woman who said in a trembling, out-of-breath voice: "I think there's somebody shooting in here at Sandy Hook school." Asked what made her think so, she said: "Because somebody's got -S . a gun. I caught a glimpse of some- body. They're running down the hallway. Oh, they're still running. They're still shooting. Sandy Hook school, please." Another woman, who was shot in the foot, calmly reported that she was in a classroom with chil- dren and two other adults, but that there was no way to safely lock the door. The dispatcher told her to apply pressure to the wound. "OK, are you OK right now?" the dispatcher asked. The woman answered: "For now, hopefully." Another call came from a cus- todian, Rick Thorne, who said that a window at the front of the school was shattered and that he kept hearing shooting. While on the line with Thorne, the dispatcher told somebody else: "Get everyone you can going down there." Thorne remained on the phone for several minutes. "There's still shooting going on! Please!" the custodian plead- ed as six or seven shots could be heard in the background. "Still, it's still going on!" Within 11 minutes of enter- ing the school, Lanza had fatally shot 20 children and six educa- tors with a semi-automatic rifle. Lanza also killed his mother in their Newtown home before driv- ing to the school. He committed suicide as police closed in. Newtown police officers arrived at the school within four minutes of the first 911 call, but nearly six more minutes passed before they entered the building while they sorted out concerns over a possible second shooter, according to a prosecutor's report issued last week. It's not clear whether the delay made a difference because Lanza killed himself one minute after the first officer arrived on the scene, according to the report. In one of the recordings released Wednesday, dispatchers were heard making three calls to Connecticut state police that apparently rang unanswered. Case serves as largest municipal bankruptcy in U.S. history DETROIT (AP) - A judge has given Detroit the green light to cut pensions as a way out of the largest municipal bankruptcy in U.S. history, a decision that puts the case in the laps of thousands of retir- ees who had hoped that the Michigan Constitution would protect them from getting smaller checks in their golden years. Judge Steven Rhodes said the city is eligible to stay in bankruptcy court and scrub $18 billion in debt, with about half of that amount linked to underfunded pensions and health care obligations. But he also warned officials that they'll need to justify any deep reductions. The case now turns to crunching numbers and try- ing to strike deals, although unions are pursuing an appeal. Some retirees said they felt socked by the outcome Tuesday. "We'll be thrown out of our homes and starving if they seriously slash our pensions. Then they'll tell us to go to the soup lines," said David Sole, 65, who retired from the public works department in January after 22 years and whose wife also is a city retiree. "We don't know what they are going to take," Sole said. "The judge said he would not tolerate steep cuts. What's steep?" The judge, who wondered aloud why the bankruptcy had not happened years ago, said pensions can be altered just like any contract because the state constitution does not offer bulletproof protection for public employee benefits. But he signaled a desire for a mea- sured approach and warned city officials that he would not "lightly or casually" sign off on just any cuts. "This once proud and pros- perous city can't pay its debts. It's insolvent," Rhodes said in formally granting Detroit the largest public bankruptcy in U.S. history. "At the same time, it also has an opportunity for a fresh start." The ruling came more than four months after Detroit filed for Chapter 9 protection. Rhodes agreed with unions and pension funds that the city's emergency manager, Kevyn Orr, had not negoti- ated in good faith in the weeks ahead of the July filing, a key condition under federal law. But he said the number of creditors - more than 100,000 - and a wide array of compet- ing interests probably made that "impossible." Detroit "could have and should have filed for bankrupt- cy long before it did. Perhaps years," the judge said. The decision set the stage for officials to confront debt with a plan that might pay creditors just pennies on the dollar and is sure to include touchy negotiations over the pensions of about 23,000 retir- ees and 9,000 workers. Orr says pension funds are short by $3.5 billion; most who collect get less than $20,000 a year. "We're trying to be very thoughtful, measured and humane," Orr told report- ers. "The reality is there is not enough money to address the situation no matter what we do." The city has argued that bankruptcy protection will allow it to help beleaguered residents who for years have tolerated slow police respons- es, darkened streetlights and erratic garbage pickup - a con- cern mentioned by the judge during a nine-day trial that ended Nov. 8. Before the July filing, nearly 40 cents of every dollar col- lected by Detroit was used to pay debt, a figure that could rise to 65 cents without relief through bankruptcy, accord- ing to the city. City truck mechanic Mark Clark, 53, said he may look for another job after absorbing pay cuts and higher health care costs. Now a smaller pension looms. "Most of us didn't have too much faith in the court.... The working class is becoming the have-nots," Clark said outside the courthouse. "I'm broke up and beat up. I'm going to pray a whole lot." Marcia Ingram, a retired clerical worker, said she may need to find work but added: "How many folks are going to hire a 60-year-old woman?" The judge spoke for more than an hour in a packed court- room, reciting Detroit's proud history as the diverse, hard- working Motor City devoted to auto manufacturing. But he then tallied a list of warts: dou- ble-digit unemployment, cata- strophic debt deals, thousands of vacant homes and wave after wave of population loss. Behind closed doors, media- tors have been meeting with Orr's team and creditors for weeks to explore possible set- tlements. The judge has told the city to come up with a plan by March 1 to exit bankruptcy. Orr has said he would like to have one ready weeks earlier. The city is so desperate for money that it may consider peddling masterpieces from the Detroit Institute of Arts and selling a water department that serves much of south- eastern Michigan. In a report Wednesday, New York auction house Christie's pegged the value of city-purchased art at $452 million to $866 million. It's just a fraction of what the museum holds. The American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees, which represents half of city workers, vowed to appeal Rhodes' decision. A