4 - Tuesday, October 29, 2013 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.pm 4 - Tuesday, October 29, 2013 The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom * l e IiclIVig n ai[y Edited and managed by students at the University of Michigan since 1890. 420 Maynard St. Ann Arbor, MI 48109 tothedaily@michigandaily.com MELANIE KRUVELIS and ADRIENNE ROBERTS MATT SLOVIN EDITORIAL PAGE EDITORS MANAGING EDITOR ANDREW WEINER EDITOR IN CHIEF NOTABLE QUOTABLE Bye Lou Reed. You were the best there was. And I really liked how grumpy you 'always seemed walking around New York. I've never wanted and not wanted to approach someone so much.' -Comedian John Mulaney said on his Instagram account on the death of Lou Reed, leader of the Velvet Underground. Reed died October 27 at the age of 71. Addicted to bein busy Unsigned editorials reflect the official position of the Daily's editorial board. All other signed articles and illustrations represent solely the views of their authors. What the frack? Fracking regulation isn't an alternative for alternative energy Since hydraulic fracturing - a complex procedure to extract natural gas from underground shale - began in Michigan about 50 years ago, approximately 12,000 wells have been fractured in the state. Given the significant environmental health concerns, and unanswered questions asso- ciated with the process, often called fracking, and because the Great Lakes contain about 21 percent of the world's fresh water resources, several cam- paigns in recent months have demanded a ban on fracking in the state. Michi- gan's Department of Environmental Quality released a proposal Oct. 22 for updated fracking regulations for greater transparency. This added oversight is a firm step toward holding companies more accountable for their actions and potential damage. However, the DEQ should not lose focus on finding alternative energy sources as these regulations go into effect next year. 0 0 The proposed regulations begin to bring clarity to an industry clouded by trade secrets. Better monitoring of water withdrawal, water quality sampling, chemical additive disclosure on an Internet-based platform and more fre- quent reporting by operators would be required if the regulations are instituted. While these requirements don't prohibit the pollution causes, they provide a greater understanding of fracking's effect on the environment. Michigan should also be taking into account the debates and attempted regulations that have occurred elsewhere in the United States. In Ohio, where more than 80,000 oil and gas wells have been fractured since 1951, the state Senate passed regulations on oil and gas drill- ing in May 2012, including hydraulic fractur- ing. Although both Niles and Youngstown city councils in Ohio ultimately turned down the proposed ban on fracking within city limits, the local administrations appear to be more concerned and involved in the decision-making than in Michigan. In Pennsylvania, the Mar- cellus Shale Law, which was scheduled to take effect in April 2012, was supposed to change the zoning laws applicable to Marcellus Shale well drilling. However, it has been delayed due to a growing group of municipalities and orga- nizations asking for a more regulation powers in their localities. Giving local authorities more control over fracking protocols in Michigan would allow for greater public representation in the decision-making process and make a larger portion of the local population aware of the potential effects of fracking. Additionally, Wyoming voted in 2010 to require full disclo- sure of fluids used in natural gas exploration through fracking. The proposed forms of dis- closure in Michigan have not been elucidat- ed yet, but public disclosure of information should be required in order to further engage its citizens and increase transparency in the fracking process. While the efforts to guarantee responsible fracking are laudable, it has shifted focus from advancements being made in other forms of energy harvesting. The Michigan Public Ser- vice Commission and the Michigan Energy office have reported that the state should be capable of tripling their renewable energy use by 2035, with utilities required to get 30 percent of energy from renewable resources. Currently, the state hopes to achieve 10 per- cent by 2015. Specifically, advancements have been remarkable in wind technology, with the first wind farm - built in Mason County last year - generating 103 megawatts of electricity since opening. More farms are planned for the future, and the state should begin shifting its attention toward alternative energy. While fracking has made for an excellent short-term investment, the enormous devel- opments in renewable energy technologies signal that alternative energy is a more sus- tainable investment for Michigan. he other day I watched Wes Ander- son's "The Darjeel- ing Limited" for the third time. The film follows three semi-estranged brothers, Fran- cis, Jack and ZOE Peter Whitman, STAHL who embark on a spiritual jour- ney through India: Owen Wilson's Francis assumes a paternal role as he plans a journey of self-discovery for his brothers and himself. Each day, Francis has his assistant deliver a laminated schedule to their pri- vate train compartment; he hopes that by having his brothers say "yes to everything," they will become brothers like they "used to be." Watching Francis' obsessive atten- tion to detail, I laughed. Anderson is known to be a control freak, and I understood his mocking as self- satire. Though a tightly designed and controlled movie, an open and relaxed narrative unfolds - that is, until the camera captures Francis struggling to destroy one of his pre- cious laminated itineraries. Cen- tered in the frame, Francis attempts to tear the document with his fin- gers, and when that fails, he resorts to using his teeth. At this moment, I realized that Francis and I are frighteningly similar. Over the course of my college career, I've spent endless hours obsessively crafting schedules: allotting time to eat my bowl of Cheerios, respond to e-mails and even when to write my schedule. No part of my day would go unplanned or unscheduled. The only thing that got me to slow down was food poisoning from fried chicken. Or to be more specific, I devoured a large Styrofoam box's worth of fried chicken, coleslaw, French fries and collard greens in a moving car and proceeded to throw up for the next two days. For the two weeks followingthe incident, I didn't run from meeting to class to meet- ing and then back again. Instead, I college. I could avoid thinking about the other, bigger questions too. Being busy becomes more than just filler: The chance for spontane- ity gets lost along the way, too. You can't decide to see a 4 p.m. showing of "In a World" at the Michigan The- ater, or grab a last-minute train into Detroit to get BBQ at Slows. And, even more, when caught in the busy trap, we forget the importance of being idle. In 2006, the accounting firm Ernst & Young conducted an inter- nal study of its employees. The firm found that "each additional 10 hours watched movies in bed, let myself sleep in for the first time since school started and went for walks. For the first time in my life, I was proud- ly and comfort- ably channeling Dude of "The Big in that time; I beg what the writer7 said about the of constant busy serves as a kind of surance, a hedge a obviously your lif be silly or trivial: you are so busy, co in demand every h< Being busy had a way to define m also an excuse to did not have to th confront the fact ti and, yes, also excit of vacation employees took, Life is better when their year-end performance we slow down and ratings from supervisors (on take each moment a scale of one to five) improved as it cOmes. by 8 percent." Though seem- ingly coun- Lebowski." And terintuitive, the study reveals the an to understand importance of rest and renewal in Tim Kreider has improving one's productivity and ubiquitous state job performance. 'ness: "Busyness This study isn't merely scien- f existential reas- tific justification for laziness. My gainst emptiness; own two-week stint served as a e cannot possibly needed reminder that life is some- or meaningless if times better when we slow down mpletely booked, and take each moment as it comes. our of the day." And though I know I won't kick become not only the scheduling habit any time soon, y self-worth, but this time around I'll be sure start to avoid thinking. I schedule in a few blanks. ink long-term or hat I am scared - - Zoe Stahl can be reached ed - for life after at zoestahl@umich.edu. ALEXIS NOWICKI Those who stay will be blinded EDITORIAL BOARD MEMBERS Kaan Avdan, Sharik Bashir, Barry Belmont, James Brennan, Eric Ferguson, Jordyn Kay; Jesse Klein, Melanie Kruvelis, Maura Levine, Aarica Marsh, Megan McDonald, Victoria Noble, Adrienne Roberts, Paul Sherman, Daniel Wang, Derek Wolfe ARIEL KAPLOWITZ VlWPON To the man who tried to intrude Sometimes I make the mistake of telling someone I meet here that I'm not that into sports. I know I'm entitled to my own inter- ests and opinions, but there's an unspoken rule about being a University student that says you have to either care alot about football, or pretend you care a lot about football. While I may not understand the rules or exactly what's happening at a given athletic event, there is one thing I'll admit to appreciating: the school spirit. Undoubtedly, that's one of the most obvious perks of going to school here; the stu- dents love their school, and they show it. In perfect harmony with the students, the Athletic Department spews school spirit 'in the form of weekly pre-game e-mails, social networking and now, a monstrous digital bill- board, complete with sound capabilities, that was constructed over the past summer. Con- veying promotional messages for the Michi- gan Athletic Department, this sign, situated between the Big House and the Crisler Center, had to be huge to match up with the massive size of our football stadium. And, according to Athletic Director Dave Brandon, the sign "won't annoy anybody" because it "happens to be right across the street from a golf course". There are just a few problems with this - the first being a factor of safety. The big, bright nature of the digital billboard provides a sub- stantial distraction to drivers. This was pre- dicted by Ann Arbor City Council members leading up to its construction, and has been proven true in the opinions of residents. Further, the city council amended the out- door advertising ordinance to prohibit the conversion of standing traditional billboards into digital ones. While the University of Michigan doesn't have to obey these ordinanc- es and is free to build all the huge electronic disturbances it wants, the ordinance shouldn't have been disrespected in this way. A number of residents have reported it as blight on the city - a misrepresentation of what Ann Arbor is about. At some universities, the school and its clos- est neighboring city work as separate entities and are barely associated with one another. The appeal of attending the University of Michigan is that the school is so intertwined with the city of Ann Arbor. For this very rea- son, Michigan should be collaborating with the city, not against it. Ann Arbor is what gives the University so much of its beauty and ambi- ance, and the University shouldn't take actions to endanger this relationship. Members of the city council plan on bring- ing forward this issue at a Nov. 7 meeting. While they'd prefer that the billboard be removed completely from its East Stadium Drive location, council members are willing to compromise. They understand that the Athletic Department wants to advertise dur- ing games with this sign, and would agree to it only being active during game day. How- ever, if safety is in fact their biggest concern, the amount of traffic on game day actually makes that the worst time for the sign to be functioning. Finally, if the University is trying to go green, the last thingthey need is a giant digital advertisement consuming massive amounts of energy every day. Recent studies have led sci- entists to predict that the replacement of tra- ditional billboards with electronic ones will completely negate the recent efforts of electric companies to reduce energy demand during peak times. The University of Michigan should act as aleader in lowering energy consumption - which can certainly happen in unison with our position as a leader in school spirit. If not for the environment, or for the safe- ty of drivers, the University should consider removal of the digital billboard at least in respect of the city of Ann Arbor and the opin- ions of its citizens. Alexis Nowicki is an LSA freshman. To the man in the pink bathrobe who tried to get into my house Saturday night: You probably don't remember any of this, so let me remind you. You were in my neighborhood around 1:15 a.m. There were a few parties down the street, but you were walking on a dark, poorly lit road. My roommate was biking home from work when you saw her. Her bike lock wasn't working, and as she was struggling with the com- bination, you approached her. She hurried toward our door. You fol- lowed her into our building's hall- way. She could hear your footsteps behind her. She started running. She made it to our door before you did, slamming and locking it in your face. You pounded on the door. You waited. Inside the apartment, my friends and I, all women, held our breath. After a few minutes, we could hear you turn and go through the unlocked door of our female neighbor's apartment. We didn't know what to do. No one had our neighbor's number, and we were terrified to open our door, in case you would come in. Although there were four of us, and you were alone, we were afraid of you. After a minute passed, you left our neighbor's apartment. She was OK, and we were OK. You were probably just another drunk guy who had gotten separated from his friends and was lost. You probably meant no harm. But, despite your intentions, you terrified me. As a feminist, I'm struggling with how to process these feel- ings. I want to be able to say that I wasn't afraid of you, that I stood up to you and told you to go away. I want to say that I never hesitated, that I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Poor dude, he must have been wasted," like my male friends did when I told them. I hate that I felt so 'afraid of you - and so vulner- able. I especially hate that the first thing I did was text my boyfriend in case I felt like he needed to come over. It was scary to have a stranger trying to get into my house, but the scariest part of it was that you made me feel instantly helpless, needing a man's protection. Long after you left, I couldn't stop thinking about how small you made me feel. The fact of the matter is that I have every right to be afraid. One in five women in the United States report being sexually assaulted, and around one in four women on college campuses have experienced rape or sexual assault. I am wary of strange men because if I weren't, I might be putting myself at risk. I seek a man's protection because I know that I am truly safest when strange men see me as "claimed," as someone else's "property" - it makes me sick to write this. I have been socialized to be afraid for my own self-protection. I know too many women who have experi- enced sexual assault; I myself have experienced sexual harassment far too often. I could go on about rape'culture, problematic language and gender oppression. I could go on about how sexism is hurtful to men, too. I could write about how all day I've been wanting to take a self-defense class, buy myself some pepper spray and keep the door locked, even when I'm home. There's so much more to say. But this is what needs to be said: The man in the pink bath- robe frightened me last night, and my feelings of fear are justified. Women are not safe on this cam- pus. But the solution should not be that we must turn to men to "protect us." The solution should not be for women to lock our doors and learn karate. What we need is an open, honest dialogue about gender relations on campus. What we need is for men to be taught not to rape, not to sexually assault and not to see women as property. What we need is a change in the oppressive system. Ariel Kaplowitz is an LSA junior. WANT THE DAILY ON THE GO? Now you can access your favorite Daily opinion content on your phone. Keep up with columnists, read Daily editorials and join in the debate. 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