T M g a ic n yFriday, October 18, 2013 - 5A The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com FILM REVIEW 'Machete' suffers slow death by a dull edge Cooking up an epic facial expression. Cook talks1'Idol fame, Ark concert Famed reality show singer to perform new material By GRACE PROSNIEWSKI Daily Arts Writer In 2008, David Cook won the seventh season of "Ameri- can Idol," and this weekend, as Cook tours the United States with Gavin David Cook DeGraw, he'll Sunday at visit Ann Arbor 7:30 p.m. to deliver one of his high-caliber The Ark and emotion- ally provoking $30 performances at The Ark. As a singer, songwriter and musician, Cook is an artist who never fails to put his heart on the line for his music, and he's been that way from a young age. "Music kind of, for me,. has been a bit therapeutic," Cook said. "I turned to songwriting to try to take whatever nega- tive energy and angst you have as a teenager and present it in a socially acceptable way. Fortu- nately, I've been able to ... make a career out of it." Though he didn't originally plan to participate in "American Idol," Cook has high regard for the show and appreciates where it has gotten him today. "I think I was at an amazing platform," Cook said. "The com- mon misconception is that it's a golden ticket and everybody who wins the show is going to be huge. But it gives you a moment, and you have to seize that moment. "I think there are people that probably try out for the show to be famous and there are people who try out because they love music and want to make a career out of it. As long as the intentions are pure, 'Idol' can do whatever you want it to do for you." Following his triumph on "American Idol," Cook's debut single, "Light On," went plati- num and hit Billboard Hot 100's Top 20 songs in 2009. Cook released his second album, This Loud Morning, after completing his first major yearlong tour. This Loud Morning featured tracks written and co-written by Cook along with many acclaimed song- writers, including David Hodges, Ryan Tedder, Kevin Griffin and Marti Frederiksen. For all young aspiring artists, Cook gives the same piece of advice that was given to him as he found his place in the music industry. "If you really want to get into the music industry, you need get used to the word 'no,"' Cook said. "I think for every one time I've heard 'yes,' I've probably heard 'no' about a hundred times more. If you can get through the 'no' s, you can usually find a career for yourself." This weekend, along with per- forming some old material, Cook will play several new songs. "I see people familiar with the two RCA records, so there will be a lot for them to hear. We're also working on a new record," Cook said. "This whole tour came about as a way to get new songs out, really let us test some new material." TV REVIEW Ballads slow the Avett Brothers' 'Magpie and the Dandelion' By KARSTEN SMOLINSKI Daily Arts Writer Director Robert Rodriguez's ("Machete") latest tribute to exploitation cinema isn't just bloody - it's a bloody mess. The near incoherent Mace story, un- spirednaction ills sequences and Rave and stale dialogue Quaity6 place this film firmly in "to be Open oad - avoided" terri- tory. In this sequel to 2010's "Machete," Danny Trejo ("Spy Kids") reprises his role as the titular character - an unstop- pable, emotionless (or is that just Trejo?) badass whose pre- ferred method of murdering his enemies is with a machete. He's basically the Hispanic ver- sion of Steven Seagal. Machete's mission begins in earnest when the president of the United States, played by Charlie Sheen ("Scary MoVie") - who's billed in the movie under his birth name, Carlos Estevez - charg- es Machete with preventing the nuclear destruction of the world. Machete then predict- ably proceeds to cut his way through countless cartel mem- bers and nameless henchmen in a haze of gimmicky and gory violence. One of the film's primary antagonists is El Camale6n, a face-changing assassin hunting Machete. El Camale6n is played in turn by a slew of different actors such as Walton Goggins ("Django Unchained"), Cuba Gooding Jr. ("Lee Daniels' The Butler"), Lady Gaga and Anto- nio Banderas ("Puss in Boots"). This may seem like a conve- nient excuse to present a string of celebrity cameos, but he/she represents the most innovative character in a long line of stock villains. Unfortunately, Sofia Ver- gara's ("Modern Family") char- acter, a Mexican dominatrix and bordello operator, is one of the villains that completely fail to entertain. Her "Double-D's," an iron bra with machine-guns, could have been ripped straight from "Austen Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me." Too lazy to be exciting and too LOOKING FOR AN IN-DEPTH VIEW OF THE ANN ARBOR ARTS SCENE? INTERESTED IN QUALITY LONG-FORM JOURNALISM? Pick up our B-Side issue every Thursday! "This isf banal t Kills" f cessor': action off as up of cheesy heard i Excess cast of acters gore ar A cre car Si] a trip' t one's ti Rodi horn i regardi policy, the U.: the obs Machete" o be humorous, "Machete overcome. However, Rodriguez's 'ails to live up to its prede- efforts here seem entirely inef- s clever satirization of the fectual. How can anyone take a genre. Instead, it comes political message seriously when a shoddy product made it's in a movie that no one, not boring fight scenes and, even its fans, can take seriously? one-liners you've already Eventually, Machete carves n a hundred other movies. his-way to Voz (Mel Gibson, "The ive heavy metal music, a Beaver"), the insane arms dealer highly dispensable char- plotting to destroy the world and and Tarantino levels of the man responsible for killing 'en't near enough to make Machete's partner. However, the ridiculous plot doesn't entirely conclude there, opting instead Ldm'ttedl to set up a third installment. The trailers for part three attached 'ative villain to the beginning and end of "Machete Kills" indicate that 't right this Machete will be slaying foes in outer space with a laser-machete. nking ship. When someone sets out to make a terrible movie, there's always a strong risk that it will turn out actually terrible. Sure, to the theater worth any- "Machete Kills" is supposed to me. be "bad," but it's also supposed riguez even tries to shoe- to make fun of the films that in a political statement influenced it and not just imi- ing U.S. immigration tate all of their worst qualities. featuring a wall between When everything's said and S. and Mexico as one of done, things don't bode well for tacles that Machete must Machete in space. By DREW MARON Daily Arts Writer The Avett Brothers announce their evolving musical inten- tionsin the opening track of their eighth studio album, Magpie B and the Dan- delion. "I was Magpie taught to live an and the open-ended life r / And never trap Dandelion myself in noth- The Avett ing," the band Brothers croons over and over. This simple Republic, statement is true fe porsiemusical style, which 4layers live guitars, cellos and drums along with more tradi- tional folk sounds like banjo. The combination of modern rock ele- ments with conventional folk musicality creates a pleasur- able album that is easy to listen to from start to finish, though marred by poor track sequenc- ing. Magpie and the Dandelion was entirely produced by musical savant Rick Rubin, who over- sees the orchestration of tracks that range from grandiose to simplistic. Rubin employed a similar style of production on Yeezus, Kanye West's recent album, which he also executive produced. His consistent pres- ence behind the boards allow the Avetts (two of which are actually brothers) to weave their intro- spective lyrics over a varied sonic landscape, making piano-driven ballads and raucous folk num- bers sound equally at home. W Emotional lyrics accompany the nu-folk musical backdrop here, and as with The Avett Brothers' previous albums, Magpie and the Dandelion features tracks that range from self-lacerating to reflective on Maybe these are the ones. the be straigh conten to coni in the the pe Avetts. Magpie poor s track.' individ ballad i slows d Sc W Mag bears The Ca ers' e release were re auty of life. Pensive yet sessions, but rather than sound- tforward, the lyrical ing like a collection of cast-off t encourages the listener tracks, Magpie and the Dandelion template their own place stands on its own as an indepen- world, while reveling in dent record. "Skin and Bones," rsonal reflections of the the strongest individual track, is The biggest issue with a meditation on self-worth and and the Dandelion is the one's role in the universe. "Souls equencing from track to Like the Wheels," an inexplica- The album has no weak bly live track, follows, jarring the ual songs, but ballad after middle of a well-produced studio in the middle of the album album. own Magpie's pacing. The Avett Brothers perform live incredibly well, with 2010's Live, Volume3 a standout in their lengthy discography. But the ame iwang unexplained dramatic shift in re've grown tone ruins any momentum head- ing into the penultimate song of to love, the album, "Vanity." This uptem- po ballad also diverges from the album's folkier highlights, with an obvious Billy Joel influence. pie and the Dandelion This diversity of styles is a gift a strong resemblance to and a curse on Magpie and the irpenter, the Avett Broth- Dandelion. 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