2B - Thursday, October 3, 2013 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Breaking Bad,' not boundaries 'Breaking' virgin recaps 'Felina' Those who read The New Inquiry's repost of the 2012 essay "Wafter White Supremacy" during that anxious week-long wait before the "Break- ing Bad" finale, may have, like me, realized that their ability to identify systems of oppression JOHN at work was BOHN more poorly cultivated than they thought. Upon reading that article, I began to wonder what value a show like "Break- ing Bad" has for a community. Becoming emotionally invested in a product of popular culture is a vulnerable position to be in. It brings people together, but around what? Around whom? Of course, feel free to challenge the articles claims - after you've read it. Malcolm Harris, the author, encourages usto employ a critical lens to popular culture that can "pay attention to our attention, to look athow it's being held, on what, and how someone's making money on it." And many people are making money off of "Breaking Bad" - ahell of a lot of money off of it. The Huffing- ton Post reported that AMC sold 30-second ad space for upwards of $400,000 during the finale. And companies paid. This is a show about a meth kingpin. Why would any brand be interested in associating them- selves withsuch sport? As Har- ris argues, "Breaking Bad" has essentially whitewashed the drug economy and made it palatable for companies like Chrysler who defend their product placement in the show as "the right fit in terms of the plot line and the character." Harris emphasizes the fact that the drug economywouldn't oper- ate aswe see it in "Breaking Bad." The notion of "paying more for a better product" is a more familiar practice of middle-class consumer ethicsthan the reality of profit- through-dilution in the drug trade. 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This was the first let my critical lens slip. roduction I had become Obviously, this happens time d in as it was being pro- and time again throughout Until "Breaking Bad," I the history of popular culture. eally experienced the Our seemingly most advanced citement and anxiousness cultural productions, even ng for the next chapter in in this new "Golden Age of I loved. My investment in Television," have their issues. gram, too, was corrobo- What, then, are demographics yits function as acom- participating in the popular bringing-together of my media experience to do with At least for the second these potential sources of com- eason five, Sunday night munal togetherness? How can . was a weekly event. we derive communal pleasure mes upwards of 20 people without participating in the e gathered. And it was obfuscation of social realities? ntifiably important to me There is clearly a lot of work were able to do that amid to be done in our community. tic schedules. With all the micro-aggression, marginalization, misogyny and silence that permeates our alter W hite- campus, how can we transform these broken works of popular washed"iculture into the source of com- munities and publics that are rporation- not predicated on these asym- metries? Perhaps I'm asking approved too much of these works. In fact, I most certainly am. But for a hot second, I enjoyed the thrill of the investment, and le "Breaking Bad" had I enjoyed the connectedness ted debate among my with those around me. What is and I, we generally to be done? By MAX RADWIN Daily Fine Arts Editor No, I don't watch "Break- ing Bad." Yes, I've heard that's it's amazing. No, I haven't "tried watchinga couple of episodes." That is, untl recently, when I sat through my first-ever hour of what many consider to be one of the best shows in the history of TV. It also happened to be the series finale, and what resulted is probably the most thoroughly ignorant recap of "Breaking Bad" out there. But, hey - maybe I offered a fresh take on the whole thing? Who knows. Before diving into the recap, I have to admit - I'm not a total "Breaking Bad" virgin. It's inevi- table that I would have picked up on a fewthingsabout the showhere and there just by stepping outof my front door. So before we start, this muchI do know: "Malcolm in the Middle" 's dad - a.k.a. Walter White - has some form of cancer, and to pay for his chemo he sells drugs using the vast knowledge of science that also qualifies him to teach high school chemistry. How does a high school teacher know that much about drug mak- ing? I'm not sure. Why didn't this dude just get health insurance in the first place?Who the hell knows. Will I finally understand why my friend's cover photo says, "Call Saul"? Let's hope so. All right, here we go: We start in a car covered in snow, I'm guessing in Alaska or Canada or maybe just Wisconsin in May. Walter White doesn't look too hot. He hasscancer, right?So that's prob- ably why. He's not bald though. I thought he was supposed to be bald? In the car, he searches around for something but it turns out to be just his keys, whichwas aletdown. I thought it was going to be meth or crack or a gun. Does Walter White do drugs and have cancer? What a gangsta. Then it transitions to Walter driving in some hot, open desert. I'm going to say Texas or maybe Mexico. Either way, that was quite a change in seasons. He must have covered some ground. Walter gets some gas and messes around with some pill bottles (drugs? I hope it's drugs). He calls some woman at the New York Times and pretends to be David Lynn asking about a phone interview with someone named Schwartz, who I'm guessing is Walter's arch-nemesis that he is tracking down to kill/steal backhis woman/overthrow for the drug empire. Nope. I think Schwartz is just this dopey looking guy in the next scene complaining about Thai food. No way is this Walter's enemy. I miss the guy's name - let's just call him Wonderbread - but the woman's name I think is Gretchen. Regardless, both of them are boring, rich and white as shit. Kind of rooting for them to die. Which looks probable at first, because Walter just lets himself 0 w cc into their house - Wonderbread's wife nearly pisses herself when she sees him standing there in the kitchen. But unfortunately he doesn't kill them. Instead, he just gives them $9 million. Whatevs. Oh shit, but then to make sure they don't squeal on him he hires two hit men to follow Mr. and Mrs. Wonderbread 24/7, which Walter demonstrates by having the snip- ers put their red dots on the cou- ple's chests. Does Walter White have an ARMY now? How much power does this dude possibly have just from selling some drugs on the side? Psych, they tricked me again. It's two goons in the bushes with laser pointers. And one of them is hilarious. He must be expressing the whole philosophical dilemma of the entire series. He asks Walter if what they're doing is wrong - "For real yo. Like morality-wise." Best character yet. Brilliant. Walter talks with these two guys about someone selling "Blue Meth." The morality-conscious guy says, "That shit is choice, yo" - so you know it's the real deal. Apparently it's Jesse that's "cook- ing" this Blue Meth and Walter isn't so happy about it. Ok, so Jesse = Bad. Let's go with that for now. Then it switches tosaguy (maybe Jesse?) polishing a surfboard or building something from Ikea. Not really sure. Flash to Walter sitting in a diner eating bacon. WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT?!? "Random Malcolm in the Mid- dle" Flashback where Walter is wearing a sweater. Shit, this show is all over the place. It's hard to follow, even with commercials every five minutes. The next scene is super confusing: Two people are seemingly on the most awkward date in the his- tory of television. The ginger guy talks about the woman's blouse and she's like, "What are you even saying to me right now?" Walter interrupts them, thank God. At first I can't tell if he knows them or if he's going to take them hostage or something. But then he starts talking about meth - so yeah, Walter definitely knows them. He makes a business proposal to them but they aren't buying what he's selling, so he lets them continue on with their awkward-as-shit-date. The blonde is Skyler, I think. She gets a call from a pasty bru- nette about Walter "being back." Seriously, she is so pasty. And she makes it sound like Walter is a ter- rorist. Is he going to blow some- thing up? That's what she makes it sound like, damn. That's, like, a whole different level. Wait, Walter was with Skyler during that whole phone call. Skyler = Wife. Walter says goodbye to his infant son (or daughter?), but then there's a kid on crutches that he creeps on who might also be his son. Not sure. Kind of touching, though. Now Walter is at like a garbage dump ora construction site of some kind that is secretly a drug factory/ gang headquarters. There's lots of drama with the trashy ponytailed guy in the purple sweater. Walt makes his offer again, butponytail isn't having it. Ponytail = Uncle Jack? I think I heard that right. So then they're takingWalter out back to kill him and they STOP so Uncle Jack can talk some smack. Why do bad guys talk so much shit RIGHT BEFORE THEY'RE GOING TO WIN? Seriously, you could have shot Walter right then, Uncle Jack. Right. Then. Instead he brings in some guy in chains, like a drug-prisoner-slave guy (do they even do that in real life? Is that a thing?) and (finally!) it turns out to be Jesse. This next part gets alittle banan- as: A machine gun thing pops out of Walter's trunk and shoots every- body. Walter grabs Jesse at the last second, but everyone else is mowed the fuck down. I guessothat was the most efficient way for the writers to tie up loose ends. So Jesse is free, and decides to not shoot Walter (why was that even a debate? Walter just saved him after all). And then Jesse just drives away, laughing like a crazy person. Walter's like, "Oh shit I got a ricochet bullet to the gut I'm gonna die." So he goes over to the meth-making area and holds his gas mask lovingly and pats the meth-making equipment with a nostalgic grin on his face like, "It's been a good ride, old friend." Didn't realize drug dealers had so many feels. The cops roll up but good-'ol-Wally is already long dead by then. Damn. Heavy shit. The show's pretty good, though, from what I saw. Might have to watch it from the pilot, even if I did just ruin it for myself. S Whil generat friends gave Vince Gilligan the ben- efit of the doubt. If "Breaking Bad" was a commentary on the logic of capitalism (which Sohn is "not" making meth. To "not" join, e-mail jobohn@umich.edu. 0 S READ THE BEST BLOG ON THE INTERNET. VISIT MICH IGAN DAILY.COM/BLOGS/THE+FILTER 0 0 A I '