6A - Monday, December 10, 2012 A The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com .0 FILMDISTRICT "So we're best friends now, right?" No surprises in lazy, tired 'Keeps' McDreary. Time for 'Grey's' to die Butler, Biel star in typical, cookie- cutter rom-com By CONRAD FOREMAN For the Daily If you absolutely need a date movie or you just have an undying love for romantic comedies, "Play- ing For Keeps" is exactly what (_ you need (and just in time Playing for for Hanuk- Keeps kah!). For any- one missing At Quality 16 "SportsCen- and Rave ter" to see this movie, there's FilmDistrict the addedbonus of an on-set Stan Verrett cameo (But don't be afraid, American sports fans: ESPN's expansion of soccer coverage is completely fic- tional). "Playing" has a solid cast infused with plenty of Hollywood: beauty, but it's just another in a never-ending string of products from the industry's assembly line for love stories. George (Gerard Butler, "300") and Stacie (Jessica Biel, "I Now PronounceYouChuck and Larry") were the loves of each others' lives, but his past immaturity and unfaithfulness drove them apart. A retired soccer superstar fallen on hard economic times, George has moved to be closer to her and their son, who desperately wants to have fun with his dad. When a movie like this is done well enough to stand out, the con- nection the audience feels to the relationships on screen makes it appealing. Unfortunately, this isn't one of those stand-outs. "Playing for Keeps" has too much going on to allow for any one inti- macy to develop into more than a cliche. Butler is somewhat charm- ing (and shit, accents are sexy), but he isn't quite able to capture the heart of the audience (a little "300"-style shirt-popping could have helped here). Biel is convinc- ing enough as a concerned moth- er, but her character has little more depth than being George's "one that got away." Dennis Quaid ("Parent Trap") and Uma Thur- man ("KilFlBill") are the best of the supporting cast, turning in charismatic performances as a philandering and wealthy couple that takes a special interest in George. And only Dennis Quaid can turn a group of soccer moms and dads into a crowd hyped for fttbol sharpshooting. What makes "Playing For Keeps" an underwhelming film is lazy screenwriting. For example, George, the coach of his son's soccer team, is run- ning along the sidelines engaged in the game and he's suddenly interrupted by a phone call from a player's mom. Of course, he answers his phone, missing his son's first career goal. The idea that any phone call must be answered serves well in creat- ing awkward, problematic and sometimes humorous situations on screen. However, it also takes away from the film's realism, adding drama to the story where there would have been none in real life. The film's few attempts at one-liner comedy are giggle- some, not hilarious. That being said, "Playing For Keeps" is exactly what viewers should expect it to be - cute. Yes, you've seen this movie before. Yes, you know how it ends. But let's be honest, that's why you would want to see this movie in the first place. Because just like a kayak on Christmas mo-ning, you know what you're getting before you unwrap it. By PAIGE PFLEGER For the Daily Humans seem to have a pretty rocky history when it comes to knowing when to call it quits, and America's television indus- try isn't exempt. Some excellent TV shows have gotten the end date just right: "Buffy the Vam- pire Slayer" retired precisely when it was about to exceed the apocalypse quota for one televi- sion show, and "The West Wing" respectively retired Jed Bartlet and left the presidential legacy in the hands of the likable Matthew Santos. Then, on the opposite end of the spectrum, there are those shows that ended way too quick- ly, existing as one-season gems everyone regrets not paying more attention to. "Freaks and Geeks" . is almost a perfect '90s TV show equivalent to "Breakfast Club," dealing with angst-ridden teens and the relatively trivial difficul- ties they face in high school. The show, lasting only one season, featured such notables as James Franco, Seth Rogen and Jason Segel in some of their first televi- sion roles, and its disappearance is a television travesty. Along those lines, there is also the genius and quirkily morbid show, "Pushing Daisies," about a pie maker who can bring dead people back to life tragic scene in which Izzie cries to solve their murders. The show over the dead body of patient had an almost Wes Anderson-like Denny ... mostly there was alot of qualityto it - odd, but in the most dying, and a lot of crying. Howev- endearing and likable way. er, slowly but surely these deaths beganto compete with each other for the most ridiculous, or the most impactful. And the creators ran out of people to kill and ways youjustnee tokill them, resulting in a string of yO ne ed.L to ridiculous season finales, such as pull the plug. the shooting/massacre and then, most recently, the plane crash. Now, after watching the sea- son finale of the last season, in Last, and certainly least, are which the majority of the main the shows that held on for dear characters all were placed in the life when they really should have middleof the woods "Lord of the died off along with their ability Flies"-style and left there to fend to maintain a storyline. "Weeds" for themselves, it kind of makes just completed its eighth season, an audience member wonder: even though the appeal of the How many awful things can hap- storyline and the development pen to the same people over and of characters seemed to have over again? How unlucky can one disappeared way earlier in the cast of characters be before the show's run. The last few seasons audience just kind of wants them have left the audience wishing to die and get it over with? Well, for Nancy Botwin's death so she for "Grey's" it seemed as if the can stop acting as the catalyst loss of the loveable Lexie Grey that literally destroys the life of and then Mark Sloan '(played anyone and everyone near to her. by Chyler Leigh and Eric Dane, Joining "Weeds" in this category respectively) was the straw that is "Grey's Anatomy." broke the audience members' Now, I embarrassingly admit backs and patience. I was an avid "Grey's" viewer for No show wants to get on the the entirety of the show, until level of "Two and A Half Men," recently. 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