8A - Monday, November 26, 2012 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com 8A - Monday, November 26, 2012 The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom i ENTERTAINMENT ONE "We know we're fabulous." 'Quartet' strikes a powerful chord "All you have to do is kill cupid, and then you can join our gang." Artistry can't salvage plot in 'Guardians' Heavyweight actors bring base emotions to highfalutin film By AKSHAY SETH DailyArts Writer Never underestimate a grown man's capacity to throw a hissy fit. And as writer-director Yaron Zilberman ("Watermarks") proves in "A Late Quartet," A Late it doesn't mat- Quartet ter if this man is the most Atthe brilliant being Michigan to ever walk the planet ... or EntertainmentOne Justin Bieber. When the chips are down and those nasty, nasty insults are being thrown around, anyone can flip their shit. In this case, "anyone" is an elite quartet of classical musicians entering what will be their 25th season-together. The leader of the group is Peter Mitchell (Christopher Walken, "Seven Psychopaths"), a wise and dedicated cellist quietly griev- ing the loss of his wife. Next to Peter sits second violinist Robert Gelbart (Philip Seymour Hoff- man, "The Master"). Robert is the emotional center of the quar- tet, bringing with him a colorful passion that adds cohesion to the concerts. Robert's wife, Juliette (Cath- erine Keener, "Being John Mal- kovich") plays viola and is the oft-weepy conscience of the group, her lip quivering at the slightest sign of confrontation. The most intriguing character in the film is Daniel Lerner (Mark Ivanir, "The Adventures of Tin- tin"), first violinist for the quartet and a man completely obsessed with the idea of achieving techni- cal perfection in music. The film starts off as an exami- nation of the complex dynamics holding the musicians together, with Zilberman taking time to highlight how these codependent relationships mirror Beethoven's "Opus 131," the classic piece to be played at the season's first concert. It's a belabored start to a rather forcefully strung movie, but sets the stage well for the moment everything devolves into chaos. This moment is one of those "Oh-no-she-didn't" instances that pops up after Peter mourn- fully announces he is experienc- ing early signs of Parkinson's and wishes to retire after his next performance. After the obligatory' displays of grief, Robert quickly seizes the opportunity to high- light resentments he has been harboring about exclusively play- ing second violin - a role some consider less important than the first violinist's. Ultimately, it all boils down to Robert angrily ask- ing Juliette whether or not she believes he's truly a better violin- ist than Daniel. The response shocks Robert to his very core, setting in motion a series of events involving the most infantile cases of sexual deceit and butt-hurtedness seen all year. But surprisingly, in an almost Jerry Springer-esque sense, the movie is more enter- taining because of it. Of course, it doesn't hurt that all four of the actors involved deliver some of the most memorable perfor- mances of the year. Every time Seymour Hoff- man hurtles shrill insults across the room, it's guaranteed that everyone in the audience will feel the tendrils of outrage sprout- ing out of his eyes. On the same token, Walken brings the sense of relevant humanity we've come to expect from him. His scenes are sad and, at times, difficult to watch for two reasons. The first is. the situation in which his charac- ter finds himself - grieving wid- ower beginning to lose his music, the only thing he really cares about anymore. The second rea- son is the efficacy of Christopher Walken. The brilliance of the per- formance becomes clear when Walken capitalizes on the cruel banality of Peter's plight to forge a connection between mental and physical decline. The associa- tion is harrowingly visible in the slightest quiver of Walken's hands as he lays eyes on his cello - once an object he knew so intimately, it has cruelly turned into a constant reminder of inadequacy. In addition to the acting, what elevates this film is its dedicated respect for Beethoven's music, emphatically echoed in every plot development on screen. Some- how, the dignified intricacy of every composition becomes more than just something nice to hear. Somehow, the celebrated melo- dies put us in the shoes of our beleaguered quartet. And what do we learn? Those cultured intellec- tuals in Carnegie Hall watch soap operas, too. By NATALIE GADBOIS DailyArts Writer Why are filmmakers trying to change the holidays? Over the years, moviemakers have attempted to technify mov- ies to keep up with chang- Rise of the ing technology .d and tastes, and Guardians it has almost At Quality16 never worked. and Rave This is proven in "Rise of the Paramount Guardians," which tries to take a fresh look at Christmas, Easter, the Tooth Fairy and'even formerly insignifi- cant Jack Frost, but only confuses the traditions we love. Chris Pine ("Star Trek") is the roguish and isolated Jack Frost, who combats his loneliness by bringing joy to children via snow days. Jack is wildly unhappy because he doesn't feel appreciat- ed by the other magical creatures - the question of what he actu- ally does is left for the audience to guess at. He is promoted by the mysterious Man inthe Moon, an unexplained presence, tojoin the Guardians, a select group of holi- day favorites who vow to protect the children of the world. The Guardians are composed of a Russian, tattooed Santa (a barely recognizable Alec Bald-. win, "Rock of Ages"), a cocky, six-foot-tall Easter Bunny (Hugh Jackman, "Real Steel"), an under- standably perky Tooth Fairy (Isla Fisher, "Bachelorette"), and a (blessedly silent) Sandman. Though their duties vary widely, the Guardians all share the goal of bringing happiness to child when th Law, "S known a his com away ch ing the fear. He Night-M change Sandma fears. D dangero rifying1 frighten of your -1 c he H ren, which is threatened The film is overly conceptual te truly evil Pitch (Jude as it not only attempts to turn herlock Holmes"), also Christmas, but all the other holi- as the Boogeyman, begins days, on their heads. It wastes prehensive plan to take the talents of these actors and ildren's hopes and instill- the surprising vitality they bring m with all-consuming to these revamped characters by does so by sending his placing the focus on Jack Frost, tares, ghoulish horses, to who is a weak character at best. the dreams sent by the Really, his essential gift to chil- n into children's worst dren is snow days? The core. of eeply hurt and extremely the film is supposedly about Jack us, Pitch is actually ter- finding himself and growing into because nothing is more his role as a Guardian; but in the ing than a physical form end no one- really cares. As he nightmares. and Pitch battle in the climax, you almost want Pitch to win, because he's at least entertaining C eave our in a glossy Voldemort sort of way. Perhaps the issue isn't that :hildhood director Peter Ramsey ("Monster vs. Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins from !roes alone Outer Space") tried to recreate s the holidays, but that he does too Iollyw ood! muchtoo quickly, and instead cre- ates a feeling of discord among all these characters and their respec- tive traditions. Ramsey began is by far the most vibrant his career as an illustrator and r, perhaps because he's storyboard artist,, which shows new - no one has ever in the crystalline animation and personify the Boogeyman fantastical scenes. "Guardians" is However, the other char- an artistic gem, and the animators hough at times funny in bring vibrancy and personality to teractions, falter because the characters and their magical en't what we know and homes, but this artistry does not I the plot is too convoluted lend itself to a very linear plot. get to know them. In their This is not a typical Christ- stop the Boogeyman, the mas film, but it is part of a newly guardians travelfromthe forming shift toward revolution- ale to rural Pennsylvania, izing holiday movies. Separately, h Mountain, to the Rab- most of the factors of this film rren in a dizzying flash of work - Santa and Bunny humor- olors and magical minor ously banter, Pitch is chilling and rs. None of it makes the animation is stunning, but nd the overstuffed plot everything together becomes ves to distract from these a jumbled, unnecessary mess. t actors and the beautiful Simplicity needs to return to the on. holidays. Pitch characte entirely tried to before.] acters, t their in they ar love, and to let us, race to intrepid North P to Tootl bit's Wa bright c characte sense, a only ser excellen animati SHUT. UP AND TAKE OUR MONEY! GET PAID TO WRITE FOR DAILY ARTS. WE ARE ACTIVELY HIRING FOR THE TV/NEW MEDIA BEAT. To request an application, e-mail arts@michigandaily.com. .4 i I 4 1