0' The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Tuesday, September 18, 2012 - 5 * The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom Tuesday, September18, 2012 - 5 Unoriginally 'Normal' By BRIANNE JOHNSON Daily Arts Writer "Nana, you're a bigot and I'm unfriending you right now," mutters newcomer Bebe Wood as eight-going- on-18 Shania ** Clemmons. Bigots be The New warned, direc- tor/producer Normal Ryan Murphy Pilot ("Glee") is at it again. Hold Tuesdays at dear your every 9:30 p.m. conservative NBC preconception, for Murphy attempts to assign a redefinition of the American family standard with NBC's "The New Normal." Seemingly armed with an Idiot's Guide to Stereotypes and the determina- tion of a Diag preacher, Mur- phy falls victim to word vomit (scratch that - social commen- tary vomit) before Nana can shriek, "Sodom and Gomorrah fudge factory!" The pilot introduces David Murray (Justin Bartha, "The Hangover") and Bryan Collins (Andrew Rannells, "Bachelor- ette"), who appear to have it all: successful careers, a devoted relationship and an infinite arsenal of witty pop culture ref- erences. But after a slow-motion encounter with a baby (so ador- able that its spit bubbles surely gleam like does' eyes) Bryan has an epiphany: The couple is one uterus short of a child. After wading through pools of pos- sible surrogates' applications - homophobic donors and het- erosexual couples' leftovers - David and Bryan finally strike gold in the form of Goldie (pun intended) Clemmons (Georgia King, "One Day"), a single mom and aspiring lawyer with sympa- thy for the gay community. In true Murphy fashion, "The New Normal" is sharp, sprint- ing through one-liners faster "No offense, but we don't want our child to look like your daughter. than the Gilmore girls, yet with in America. Like a modern-day the bite of social satire of early Archie Bunker, Barkin's charac- "Glee" seasons. Rannells is sassy ter is scripted to reveal bigotry and vain, with only a hint of the- in its true form: ignorance. atricality (imagine Ryan Reyn- However there's a fine line olds goes Kurt Hummel minus between social commentary the song and sequin glove), but and over-indulgent advocacy, he endears the audience within and "The New Normal" speeds the premiere's first minute as an into PSA territory. Goldie is no earnest father-to-be. more than a puppet through which Murphy serves (heaps, to be accurate) his message of love X * get it and acceptance, and King, medi- Weget it, ocre at best, labors through lines like a self-help book. The foundation of the show, Let's niove on. as stated by Rannells, is clear: .t mo *o "Your definition of 'traditional' might need a refresh." Though programs in which the lead Rannells's moxie is outdone actors portray a gay couple are onlybytheright-wingwhirlwind rare, homosexuality in televi- that is Ellen Barkin's ("Fear and sion is not revolutionary - refer Loathing in Las Vegas") Jane to the remarkable pairing of Forrest a.k.a. "Nana." The epit- Murphy's own creation, "Glee" ome of the conservative, white, 's Kurt and Blaine, or "Degrassi: upper-class shrew, Goldie's The Next Generation" 's early grandmother spews racist and Marco Del Rossi seasons. As homophobic slurs from her lined support for the gay community lips like Mel Gibson in a pencil swells, aswell as representations skirt. Her character, albeit a of nuclear families in the media hilarious portrayal by Barkin, is ("Modern Family," anyone?), is an obvious ploy by screenwriters it possible that Murphy is late to to mock the prejudices prevalent the "normal" name game? 'Gays, are you thinking of pizzly hears? tecause I am tetally thinking of pizzly hears right now. Grizzly's 'Shields' ages gracefully TI eff4 Gri instan chora lines, drum the r its t 2009' timest band to h fected natur the q: peake for th this ir the ba The C up. Aft est, th earner with waste] theye Cape ( qualit interv song-c how he band's latest Shields in comparison to past albums was more democratic and ort is less peppy, less Ed-Droste-and-the-Grizzly- Bears: "As we get older, more more mature confident, and more mature," he said, "We're becoming more By KATIE STEEN comfortable with stepping on DailyArts Writer each other's toes." Grizzly Bear's maturation is zzly Bear songs are almost definitely present in the music, stly recognizable. The but the gray hairs are, for the 1 oohs, thumping guitar most part, flattering. There's a mellow modest quality to Shields - it's s. After less hook-driven and more wan- elease of dering. Most songs take their hird LP Grizzly Bear time, like the seven-minute clos- s Vecka- ing track "Sun in Your Eyes." t, the Shields The most balanced merger of old seemed and new is "Half Gate," a vibrant ave per- Watp track that begins with a solemn its sig- cello, then gallops away into e sound, which then begs echoing meditations of love and uestion: Had Grizzly Bear death. This is a song full of some- d? But rather than longing one else's memories, emotion, e days of Veckatimest, keep nostalgia. Grizzly Bear doesn't n mind when picking apart need to rely on oohs and ahs to and's latest album, Shields: fill a song anymore - the band Grizzly boys are growing has some stories to tell. Still, there are mbments where er touring"or Veckatim- the album becomes longwinded : e foursome got some well- One of the shortest tracks, "The d rest. Regrouping began Hunt," seems to drag on for a shaky start in weirdo years, while melancholic strum- land Marfa, Tex., until ming does little to keep listeners eventually headed north to actually paying attention. The Cod and New York for some song is uncluttered, a single voice y recording time. In an - naked and expressive - cre- iew with Pitchfork, singer/ ating a modest melody. Such an writer Ed Droste explained emphasis on lyrics above musi- the recording process for cality can be dangerous. It's clear that "The Hunt" is an extremely emotive song, but it becomes a bit self-indulgent after it fails to go anywhere. After the three minute mark, you become the frustrated grandchild, sitting through another one of grandpa's digressive dinner table fables. But Grizzly Bear is more than capable of producing a melodic addiction. "Sleeping Ute," the opening track and first single off Shields, seems almost like it was released specifically to appease the anxieties of hungry fans who still haven't been able to get the poppy piano line of"Two Weeks" out of their heads. Melodic and quick, "Sleeping Ute" swaps dreamy vocal harmonies for intermingling instrumentation led by a sharp guitar line. But still, the song is filled with Daniel Rossen's beautifully lugubrious longings. It's common knowl- edge that Grizzly Bear is a lot more teddy bear when it comes to feelings and emotions, but there's °sonething more hauntifig about "SleepingUte." This is a rich, weighty album that has decidedly less bounce in its step than its predecessors. Lean back in your velvet arm chair, pour yourself a fine wine, maybe light a cigar, and enjoy the album at your leisure while a grandfather clock ticks on in the background. One more reminder that we're all growing up. 'Damages' finale goes back to roots, finishes strongly By KAYLA UPADHYAYA Senior Arts Editor When "Damages" began five years ago, it was a sharp legal serial wrapped in a pulpy thriller. With a gripping season-long case and non- linear story- Damages telling devices, "Damages" was Series Finale poised to be a breakout star. Audience Network Throw veter- ans Glenn Close and Ted Dan- son, plus on-the-rise-star Rose Byrne and a slew of high-caliber recurring acts into the mix, and it w looked like production trio Glenn and Todd A. Kessler and Daniel Zelman had an insta-classic on their hands. The only other people on this planet who enjoy a good mind- fucking more than Patty Hewes (Close) are the series' writers. They love to twist a knife into their viewers' sides, only to pull it out and reveal it was an estranged half sister all along. The show takes every opportu- nity to rug pull, and the constant sleight of hand makes it impos- sible to ever accurately predict what will happen. But what made "Damages" incredible became its fatal flaw. Its rigid narrative structure - deeply dependent on flashfor- wards, flashbacks and dream sequences - became tedious and superlative. By its third season, all the gotcha moments made it nearly impossible to meet any new "Damages" revelation with anything other than ambiva- lence. And for a serialized thrill- er that thrives on leaving its fans in a stupefied state of WTF each week, that's a serious problem. FX lost faith, and the show was 4 cancelled until an eleventh-hour rescue by DirecTV's Audience Network. In its fifth and final season, "Damages" gets back to its roots, with w one lik alterin forwar season suit an with ar en (Ry: Assang the ca: The sec to take McCla irrelev lipe, wl the usu ingexp (grante pered' Goodm stagger e The tion o faithfu final s and E the for conclu: anticlir spectac show's cal wa Ellenh case is battle. punish entires to have At t "Dama starry- school ingintc series perhap elcome callbacks to season Ellen attempting to induce a mis- ke fluttering pigeons and carriage - exactly what Patty did g green and orange flash- as a young woman and the expla- d filters. The case of the nation for much of the charac- involves a wrongful death ter's psychology. But to sum up d a Wikileaks-like scandal "Damages" as a story of a protdgd -rogant Channing McClar- turning into her teacher would an Phillippe) as the Julian greatly undersell the complexity ;e stand-in, but for once, of the series finale. Even though nse doesn't really matter. Patty began as the series'anti- cod Ellen (Byrne) decides hero of a protagonist, it's Ellen e on Patty head-to-head, who grows the most, and it's ren and the case become through Ellen's eyes that "Dam- ant - good news for Phil- ages" uncoils all of its psycholog- ho can't quite keep up with ical underpinnings. It may have aal impressive level of act- been tempting for the writers to ected fromseries regulars wrap up Patty's demise with a ed, following a season pep- huge cathartic, road-to-redemp- with Chris Messina, John Lion bow, but the fact that she's ran and Dylan Baker is a still delusional, narcissistic Patty ing task). in the end is a brilliant - if dis- mal - way to leave the character. It's a far from perfect farewell, 'ople should with a few pacing problems (the episode is broken inexplicably tart caring into parts) and absolutely no urgency to any of the moments about this involving Rutger and McClaren. David's ghost pops in to insip- how again. idly explain exactly what Ellen sthinking, and the dream sequences serve - as usual - little purpose other than scaring finale is the culmina- the viewer shitless (Catherine f everything "Damages" Hewes is definitely a demon ils have ever wanted: a spawn, yes?). howdown between Patty But the finale also features llen. It doesn't come in some of Byrne and Close's best m of the McClaren case work ever, with both heartbreak- sion, which is admittedly ing and explosive scenes for each mactic. But courtroom of their characters. It's hard to cle has never been the believe Byrne was an unknown thing - the psychologi- when the series began (come on, rfare between Patty and where are her Emmys!) as. And Michael's custody Other than instilling a con- their chance for one last stant fear of elevator dings in its Ultimately, Patty is finally viewers, "Damages" leaves in its ed for the event that the wake the indelible image of one series hinges on: her order of the most intricate and volatile Ellen killed in season one. working relationships ever seen he onset, it seemed like on television. Machiavellian at ges" would be about the times, near-psychosexual at oth- eyed, fresh-out-of-law- ers, the Patty-Ellen dynamic has Ellen Parsons transform- been a thrill ride well worth the o Patty Hewes 2.0.And the tedious time it took to arrive to finale suggests as much, a sense of closure for their epic s a little too neatly with struggle. DID YOU KNOW ... THE OFFSPRING OF A POLAR BEAR AND A GRIZZLY BEAR IS CALLED A PIZZLY BEAR OR GROLAR BEAR? NOW YOU DO! WRITE FOR COMMUNITY CULTURE, DAILY ARTS' TREASURE TROVE OF THE FUN AND FACTUAL. 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