V ,f7 7W 79 -W -w- After an uncomfortably close victory over Air Force last weekend, Michigan is ready for a cupcake game. By all accounts, this matchup with Massachusetts should do the trick. The Minutemen have just risen to the Division-I FBS level and lost badly to Indiana last weekend. Running back Mike Cox is making his return to Ann Arbor, so be on the lookout for that storyline. Ben Estes, Zach Helfand, Stephen J. Nesbitt, Luke Pasch TABLE OF CONTENTS Q&A: The Daily sat down with Kelsey Kramer, an LSA senior and the grand- daughter of legend Ron Kramer. Man on the Mic: Bob Ufer was the voice of Michigan football for 363 straight games. He's long gone, but he's not forgotten. Advance: Michigan is trying not to overlook Massachusetts, but the Wolverines should roll on Saturday. Cover illustration by Marissa McClain 2012 Schedule Alabama (Sept.1): Michgan's memory needs to be short after this one. It should be anyway with some of the hits the Crimson Tide dealt out. Air Force (Sept. 8): Air Force ran all over Michi- gan, but Denard Robinson returned the favor to squeak out the 31-25 victory. Massachusetts (Sept. 15): Easily Michigan's weakest opponent in the midst of a grueling schedule. Blowout alert in full effect. Notre Dame (Sept. 22): May as well call this showdown an instant classic before kickoff the way this series has gone the past few seasons. ;4 Purdue (Oct. 6): The Boilermakers blasted Eastern Kentucky in week one, and hope to give Michigan a game in the Big Ten opener. Illinois (Oct. 13): Michigan will miss Ron Zook, who was fired after an 0-6 stretch to end last season. But it might like Tim Beckman more. S Michigan State (Oct. 20): Wolverines could snap a four-game losing streak to Sparty. If it happens, avoid fans' (or players') raging fists at all costs. Nebraska (Oct. 27): Michigan handed the Huskers a rude welcome to the Big Ten in 2011. Prime time in Lincoln could be different, though. Minnesota (Nov. 3): This game was a confi- dence booster last year - a 58-0 drubbing. The Little Brown Jug will stay in Ann Arbor again. Northwestern (Nov. 10): In a late season matchup, we'll find out who scraps harder: a wildcat or a wolverine. Iowa (Nov. 17): It's not heaven. It's Iowa - the utterly mediocre squad that handed Michigan one of its two losses in 2011. Ohio State (Nov. 24): The reincarnation of the Bo-Woody dynamic, Hoke and Meyer will com- pete in 'The Game' for the first time at the Shoe. STAFF PICKSA Bob Ufer smiles as he calls Bo Schembechler's first Rose Bowl victory, in 1981. PHOTOS COURTESY OF UFER FAMILY Ufer (left) celebrates his 60th birthday, and Schembechler (right) his 51st, with Fritz Crisler. The Daily football writers pick against the spread to predict scores for the top-25 and Big Ten in the 2012 football season. No.17Michigan(-46) vs.Massachusetts No.1Alabama)(-3)at Arkansas NoS. 2 USC (-6.5)atStanford No.3 LSU(-43.5) vs.Idaho No.4Oregon(NS)vs.TennesseeTech. No. 5 Florida State (-24.5) vs. Wake Forest No. 7 Georgia (-44.5) vs. Florida Atlantic No.8 South Carolina (-33.5)vs. UAB No.9 West Virginia(NS) vs. James Madison No.10 Mich. State (-2.5) at No. 20 ND No.11Clemson(NS)vs.Furman No. 12 Ohio State (12) vs. California No.13 Virginia Tech (-9) at Pittsburgh No. 14 Texas (-13.5) at Ole Miss No.15 Kansas State (-28) vsNorthlTexas No.16 Texas Christian (-26.5) at Kansas No. 18 Florida (PK) at No. 23 Tennessee No.19 Louisville (-3) vs. North Caroina No. 22 UCLA (-165)vs.Houstor No. 24 Arizona (NS) vs. S. CarolinaState No. 25 BYU at Utah (-t) Minnesota (-1) vs. Western Michigan Nebraska(-23)vs. ArkansasState liisi( NS) vs. Charleston Southern Purue (-23)vs.EasernMichigan Northwesternt(-4.5) vs. BsneCege Pen State(-8.5)vs. Nav Iowa (NS)vs.NorthernI owa Indiana(-3.5)vs.BallState Wisconsin(-12.5) vs. Utah State OeaWei Ben Estes Massachusetts Alabama USc Idaho Oregon Florida State FloridaAtlantic South Carolina west Virginia Michigan State Clemson Ohio State Virginia Tech Ole Miss Kansas State Kansas Florida Louisville UCLA Arizona Utah western Michigan Nebraska EasternMichigan Nerthwestern Penn State Iowa indiana Wisconsin 34-24-1 Zach Helfand Massachusetts Alabama USC Idaho Oregon Florida State Georgia South Caroina west Virginia Michigan State Clemson Ohio State Virginia Tech Ole Miss North Texas Kansas Tennessee North Carolina UCLA Arizona Brigham Young Western Michigan Nebraska EasternMichigan Notwiceere owa Indiana 30-28-1 Stephen J. 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Beckmann wasn't fol- lowing in the footsteps of a man - he was following an established institution that very suddenly wasn't there anymore. Six games after the trip to Madison, Michigan was home against Northwestern. "I went up to go to-the pre- game show with Bo that Fri- day before the Northwestern game, and when I got there to the football office, Bo was coming out of his office with his coat and hat on, and he's crying," Beckmann recalled. "He said, 'We just lost Uf' "It was probably the most difficult game I ever had to do ... It was a big loss for all of us." Beckmann never tried to copy Ufer. He doesn't have the horn, doesn't have the farcical nicknames. He's more of an 'Xs and Os' guy, and he doesn't buddy up with the team quite like the old man did. He doesn't sell insurance to the whole coaching staff either. But for following a legend, Beckmann has done a heck of a job. It's been 31 years since his first broadcast, and Beck- mann has compiled quite the repertoire of memorable calls himself. "There's one play in the 1997 National Champion- ship year, and he made a call on a Woodson play against Ohio State in the final game," said Beckmann's partner and color commentator Jim Brandstatter. "He was stand- ing up in the booth and he was pointing at the field, and he made a call that, for that moment, for that play, it was absolutely perfect. "It was in his mind, his body, his voice. I never said a thing after he got done. I stood there in the booth, looked at him and applaud- ed." Most Michigan fans pick Ufer's call of the 1979 Indi- ana game as their favorite, which is ironic because you can't hear his voice for half of it. At points, his screaming is inaudible, and Patton's horn is blaring too loudly. But that was the point. When the crowd went nuts, Ufer didn't tell his audience the crowd went nuts - Ufer went nuts with them. With the score tied at 21 apiece, six ticks on the clock and the ball on the Hoosier 45-yard-line, Johnny "Win- gin" Wangler zipped the ball 30 yards down the middle of the field and hit Carter, who skirted a couple of tackles on his way to the goal line. Ufer's reaction was both immediate and captivating. "You start to smile, from the time Anthony catches the ball, and you don't stop smiling until Bob says there's a break," said Brandstatter. "And it's like a three-minute long thing. His absolute and complete joy and eupho- ria over that play, and how Michigan rescued a victory from a tie - he brought all of his considerable skills to bear on that play." As Schembechler ran out onto the field to celebrate the victory with his play- ers, Ufer told his listeners, "Bo Schembechler is look- ing up at Fielding H. Yost in football's Valhalla, and Bo Schembechler says, 'Thank you Fielding Yost! Thank you Fielding Yost for that one!"' Ufer may very well go down in history as the first and only sportscaster to mention Valhalla - the mythical hall where fallen warriors who died in combat would rest under the Norse god Odin - in a play-by-play. Now, as Ufer himself rests a mere 20 feet from Yost in Ann Arbor's ForestHill Cem- etery, Michigan fans can look up to football's Valhalla and say, "Thank you Bob Ufer. Thank you Bob Ufer for that one'., 2 FootballSaturday - September 15, 2012 _ i TheBlockM - www.TheBlockM.com 1 7