The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Monday, September 10, 2012 - 7A Cooper can't express himself in 'Words' SAMUEL GOLDWYN FILMS "Will you give me an Oscar?" 'Frank'facesfear Old age, friendship tackled in star- studded sci-fi film By ADITI MISHRA Daily Arts Writer The term "old age" elicits a variety of emotional responses in those of us who aren't quite there yet, fear probably the *** most univer- sally prominent. Robot and And in an hon- est and loveable Frank representation At the of the perils of Michigan age, "Robot and' Frank" shows Samuel Goldwyn us why. Films Based in the near future, in which vehicles smaller than Smart cars roam the streets and political debates shift from human slavery to robot slavery, "Robot and Frank" tells the story of an elderly man, Frank (Frank Langella, "Unknown"), who's barely coping with the timeless nature of loneliness and age. Frank leads a life devoid of the technological advancements of his time, choosing to embrace books instead of tablets and refusing to use robots for house- hold help. In a predictable state of affairs, he's losinghis memory, his children are too far away to visit often and he has no hobbies to keep his mind occupied. But unlike today, the future seems to have a cure for his all-too-familiar predicament. Frank's son, Hunter (James Marsden, "30 Rock"), buys him a robot "butler" (voiced, impec- cably, by Peter Sarsgaard, "Green Lantern") to help with house- hold tasks and keep Frank in good health. Barring initial aver- sion to this technological intrud- er, Frank develops an inevitable friendship with the newest occu- pant of his house - a friendship that grows deeper and more human as Frank rediscovers his passions and once again finds purpose in his life. There's something to be said about first-time director-writer pair Jake Schreier and Christo- pher D. Ford's decision to base this film in the future. Frank's avid dislike of technology only adds humor and depth to the development of his friendship with Robot. These distinctly dif- ferent species soon find common ground in Frank's rediscovery of old habits - as an ex-thief, he challenges himself to overcome the technological advances in security systems with the help of his own technology, Robot. But Schreier's genius plan isn't to evoke humor from a strange relationship or joy from a man's rediscovery of himself, though it unequivocally does. Its aim is to use this unusual companionship to elicit the most humane fears of old age. He combats Frank's lone- liness with a program designed to do anything it takes to keep Frank healthy, even if that entails thiev- ery. But the film never fails to remind the audience that it's not the robot, but the mere presence of company that gives Frank the confidence to be himself: In his case, that entails asking out the librarian (Susan Sarandon, "Jeff, Who Lives at Home") and engag- ing in a heated books-vs-technol- ogy squabble with the narcissistic library owner (Jeremy Strong, "The Romantics"). For a low-budget independent film, "Robot and Frank" has an enviable cast at its disposal. Lan- gella, as Frank, is masterful and poignant in his character's pro- gression from lostto found. Mars- den and Liv Tyler ("The Ledge") as Frank's children are almost always on par with the power- house who plays their father. And Sarandon, while having a role too short to display her talents, gives every scene an impressive boost of dry humor and undisguised humility. A bit slow to start, the film delves too long into Frank's fad- ing memory and inability to care for himself. But when it gets down to business, "Robot and Frank" shows a captivating flare for cap- turing Frank's changing attitude, while subtly hinting at the immi- nent end of an unsustainable rela- tionship between a human and robot that, nonetheless, drives Frank closer to his family. With potency and casual grace, this film shows that self-discov- ery toward the end of one's life isn't simply about the self, but about the people and relation- ships - human or technological in nature - that form the roots of one's identity. By AKSHAY SETH Daily Arts Writer A lot of people think of Brad- ley Cooper ("The Hangover") as a smug douchebag. He takes on idiotic roles, screws them up and then pre- tends to have T Words one of those frustratingly At Quality16 aloof demean- and Rave ors when con- fronted. And CBS Films to make things worse, he tries to fake-cry for no apparent reason on "Inside The Actors Studio." I mean, come on man - you're not supposed to act like a phony turd in front of James Lipton. Cooper's nose for mediocre scripts strikes again with his most recent film, "The Words." But somehow, Cooper is not the only significant reason "The Words" is an exasperatingly slow torture-fest of a movie. Sure, the confused nature of Cooper's por- trayal adds to the movie's forced feel, but what it all boils down to is heavy-handed direction and a script so full of itself that it insists on dragging the viewer through the most insignificant plot details in a failed attempt to come across as complex. To be fair, "The Words" does have a somewhat interesting plotline involving a story within a story - kind of like "Inception," except starring writers. We pick up at a book reading by well- known author Clayton Ham- mond (Dennis Quaid, "What to Expect When You're Expecting") titled "The Words." The book tells the story of a struggling young writer, Rory Jansen (Coo- per), as he fruitlessly attempts to get his first novel published. Finally, Rory's luck appears to turn around when his wife Dora "They told me I was 'Limitless.' They were wrong." (Zoe Saldana, "Avatar") buys him else's work can ruin lives. It's an a tattered old briefcase while important moral, but the script they are honeymooningin Paris. overdoes it - and to be com- pletely honest, who really wants to watch a confused Bradley. This script is Cooper bitching aboutlife? Given Cooper's muddled performance, sure to give you nofnecares. The one redeeming feature in an emotional the movie is Saldana's portrayal of an instinctively doting wife. hangover. Needless to say, the performance won't get much attention due to the shitty nature of every- thing surrounding it, but there's The briefcase contains an old no denying that Saldana deliv- manuscriptfor a brilliant,unpub- ers a layered interpretation of lished and seemingly authorless an apparently one-dimensional novel about a post-World War II character. love story. Rory plagiarizes the But her performance simply novel word-for-word and has it isn't enough. Though the movie published. The novel becomes an has the look and feel of a film that overnight sensation, and every- wants to take itself seriously, the thing about Rory's crappy life clumsy direction by first-timers seems to be changing for the bet- Brian Klugman and Lee Stern- ter - until an old man (Jeremy thal turns it into a boring and Irons, "Margin Call") shows up unnecessarily complicated slog- and reveals himself to be the real fest. Behind all the redundancy author. is an earnest attempt at telling a Unceremoniously, what could story about how a small mistake have been a decent, if not amaz- has the potential to push a man's ing movie devolves into a sloppily life down the course of ruin. If written and delivered testament only it didn't try to beat us over about how stealing someone the head with it. ARE YOU THE APPLICANT GOTHAM DESERVES? JOIN DAILY ARTS! Request an application by e-mailing arts@michigandaily.com. 'Light of Day' is blurry mess By DAVID TAO lis, "D Senior Arts Editor fraugh from t The only thing better than a vacation is a paid vacation to Europe. The cast and crew of "The Cold Light of Day" used their film as such - an The Cold excuse to go to Madrid for 10 LgtfDa weeks on a stu- At Quality 16 dio's dime. For and Rave leading man Henry Cav- Summit ill, who was more Clark Kent than Superman when "Day" started production, it was a holiday that plight have turned him into a real action star. For co-stars Bruce Willis and Sigourney Weaver, it was a low-budget B-movie starring an unknown actor that might never get a theatrical release in Amer- ica - permission to phone in their performances and sip san- gria between takes. But now that Cavill is Zack Snyder's choice to play Superman, the studio sens- es a cash cow and everybody's shoddy work is exposed to, well, the cold light of day. Cavill (TV's "The Tudors") plays Will Shaw, a failed busi- nessman off to Spain to see his semi-estranged family. His rela- tionship with his father (Wil- visit a1 back t More i with g As his shadow one by daddy an assh Nc ie Hard") is particularly ter pickpocket, found himself a t, and 'drives Will away pistol and located a long-lost half- he family for a while to sister. Miraculously, he's trans- local drugstore. He comes formed himself from Wall Street o find his family gone. washout to Mr. Badass, the guy mportantly, he finds guys who shoots the gun, runs across uns trying to kidnap him. the rooftops and drives the cop car father steps out from the down a flight of stairs away from ws and snaps their necks the pursuifig police. Picture a y one, Will realizes that "Bourne" movie with only a token isn't just an asshole - he's attempt at a backstory, featuring a hole employed by the CIA. lead less charismatic than either version of Bourne, and you've seen most of "Day" through mental one wanted "Itg'sso loud and frenetic, in a m ake this. cloyingly post-Michael Bay sense, that audiences almost forget the plot holes. But yes, there are plot holes too - the sloppy kind where m there, the film degener- the script introduces a strang- om an orderly, trope-filled er into the mix and everybody outline into something somehow knows his name. There d and incomprehensible, are also some truly abhorrent cling a spider's web after scenes where director Mabrouk ider gets its daily dose of El Mechri ("JCVD") decides to cocaine. Apparently, Will's shoot in the daylight and darken le a MacGuffin in the form the frame to simulate nighttime, efcase on a recent mission. presumably because cast and crew r's character really wants took a vote and decided the Span- so does another mysteri- ish club scene would be a more d guy, and one of them - or productive and entertaining use vho knows? - is out to kill of time. his entire family and the You can't really blame them family he has but doesn't for that though. Compared to bout. the dreck Mechri and compa- who cares? There's hardly ny turned in, most everything time to process any of it. would be a better use of your sly, Will has become a mas- time. 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