0 0 Wednesday 2012 7B 2B Wednesday, January 11 2012 // The Statement THE JUNK DRAWER Henderson House: A co-op for the cooperative from last week: tenure track Do you think faculty should be able to attain tenure regardless of their degree? random student interview by kaitlin williams Welcome to the Random Student Interview, where we laud your accomplishments to the point of self-deprecation. Hey! How's your first day back at school going? It's good. I'm done for the day. Yes - No Wow. Isn't it, like, noon? That's awesome. Actually, it's one o'clock, but yes. How long do you think the University's tenure probationary period should be? 8-10 years Other oh really? Already? Time flies when you're sleep deprived. I <4 years woke up this morning and seri- 0+ years --ously considered dropping my first class, especially after the girl next to me kept yawning morning breath all over me. 4-8 years Oho I had to zone out and go to my happy place. Is your schedule pretty set? It is. I got all my classes, no waitlists. t g t pud And I'm actually not taking that many credits this semester. So you don't actually hate your- - self for taking early classes? No. I love waking up early, and then s n f r . w rks b getting everything over with so I have the afternoon. So what are you going to do with your free afternoon? I'm going to go home. I have some " "end" sa q n t stuff to clean up and work that I have to do for classes on Friday. Wow. You're makingme look bad. You're going to go be productive the rest of the day? I'd just go to the Union, get a pretzel and nap ... So did you break any New Year's resolutions already? Um ... no. I never, ever do New Year's resolutions. I don't want to. I've never done it. I made a resolution not to make a resolution and I've messed that up already. (Laughs) What are you looking forward to most in 2012? A.k.a. "the begin- ning of the end." Well, this is just a big year in general for grades and everything - apply- ing to grad schools and then medi- cal school. So I just have to make sure I'm really focused and study a lot this semester, but at the same time really enjoy myself and have fun because, unfortunately, being a senior next year, everything's going to come to a head. ti So you're looking forward to being in school forever? You are of another breed, my friend. Yeah. So, did you watch the Sugar Bowl? I did watch it. I watched the first half and then the overtime part. I'm not a big football fan. Did you do anything ceremonious for your game-watching? No, not really. My friend and I cracked some Mike's Hard Lemonades. We like to keep it classy and slightly alco- holic. I saw on Facebook someone opened champagne right after the game. Oh, that's funny! Champagne would also do the trick. So do you follow politics at all? A little bit. So do you care about the Iowa caucus results? Not really. Do you knowwho won? I don't know anything. I should care because it's the first year I'm going to be able to vote in a presidential elec- tion, but ... Oh, me too! Unless you count how I convinced my dad to vote my way in 2008. It was a crown- ing achievement in my young life, voting by father proxy. Oh, that's good. So where do you think you stand this year? I'll for sure have to do research. It's less than a year now, so I'll definitely get on that. Well, between waking up early in the morning, cleaning all afternoon, studying at night and applying to grad schools, you should be able to kick back after that and peruse The Michi- gan Daily for all of your political news needs. - Alyssa is an LSA junior. The Henderson House is the only University-owned co-op in Ann Arbor. Founded in 1942, Henderson rests on the corner of Hill Street and Olivia Avenue. Its occupants? 28 women. That's right - ladies only. What comes to mind when you think of a co-op? Tofu? Mason jars? Red Solo cups in peculiar locations? During my visit to the wholesome Henderson House Co-op, however, there wasn't Mason jar or Solo cup in sight. Maybe there was some tofu in the fridge, but I didn't check. Despite the large number of residents, the house was almost completely quiet when I visited last semester, probably due to the fact that it was right around the end of finals week. I chatted with the Henderson House Resident Director and Ross School of Busi- ness senior Kathryn Yaros, whose princi- pal duties include managing the house and keeping the community happy and civil. Instead of house ragers and bar-hopping excursions, Henderson women have an annual barbeque with University alums. They eat a Thanksgiving dinner surround- ed by hand-painted turkeys. They attend G-Men a cappella shows and gaze together at holiday lights. The women of Hender- son are mature and refined - although if they do come stumbling back tipsy and high heel-less to the house at 3 a.m., Yaros expressed one wish. "Just please, please, please don't forget your keys." by Katie Steen And then there are "crafternoons" - a house activity as cutesy as the name. Yaros described these as relaxing afternoons during which the residents, well, craft. While twee-haters may scoff at the idea of crafternoons, the Henderson tradition of "swells" is something to make even the harshest skeptic utter an involuntary "aww." Swells, Yaros said, are little notes the girls stick in a designated shoebox. They are read aloud at the co-op's weekly meet- ing and allow the women to share with each other why every girl in the house is the best person ever. If your heart doesn't melt at the idea of getting a sticky note telling you you're the best dinner cook replacement a girl could ask for, there's another incentive for par- ticipating in swell culture - give a swell and you're entered into a gift card raffle. While there's a definite community aspect to life at Henderson, the girls aren't into the idea of communal filth. Like Inter Cooperative Council co-ops (Ann Arbor living communities run by the residents who live in them), each member must per- form a total of five hours of chores per week - including cooking dinner, clean- ing rooms in the house or even cleaning the Internet (essentially, going through software and doing other computer-relat- ed tasks that probably wouldn't have made much sense if Yaros had tried explain- ing them to me). Unlike most ICC co-ops, though, makeup work - called "odd jobs" places you're living in." So is this what makes Henderson specif- ically Solo cup-free? For the record, I did see some shot glasses, but they were clean __ and neatly arranged. Maybe it was due to the house's explicit banning of alcohol in common areas, or the strict enforcement of rules and chores. Maybe it's because it's all-female. Or maybe Henderson just attracts a certain type of person. I was interested, then, in comparing Henderson to the co-op I consider to have the most squeaky-clean reputation in the ICC, Gregory House - an entirely sub- stance-free living environment. I spoke to current Gregory resident and Rackham student Rocky Fischer. Like Davenport, he basically adores his co-op. Fischer described Gregory as a fully- functioning and overall neat place to live. Like at Henderson, there is definitely a community aspect, but it can vary based on differences in residents' ages as well as the academic term. House social events, while not terribly important, include the occasional picnic in the Arb. Fischer said he appreciated the sub- stance-free policy and partially attrib- uted that to the house cleanliness. Maybe Henderson isn't the only co-op that has responsible people who will do their work. "In general, things work," Fischer said. "On a regular basis, yeah, people do their job." NOLAN LOH/Daily Because the co-op is owned by the Uni- versity, living in Henderson has its perks. While touring the rooms of the house, the amount of I saw, to name a few amenities, a fairly , d job. gimungous television, a grand piano and a little bit ter- an entire computer lab, complete with got to take off printers. enderson. The Of course, the luxuries of Henderson are late. For being not quite available to everyone - mean- emarkably un- ing men. In fact, any male visitor must be renovated this escorted by a resident until the girls are of University comfortable with him. less and atten- And should a man lucky enough to gain ng are key - I the freedom to roam Henderson have to s in the rooms use the restroom or shower, it's downstairs sws. I'm pretty to the basement he goes, where there's the room pillow at slightly sad boys' bathroom (think "the long-dead hip- chokey" from "Matilda" but without the thma-inducing rusty nails). If you are the proud owner of two X chromosomes and want to live in Hen- derson, there is another catch - the house must want you. Potential residents not I must participate in an interview with the RD and must complete an application. I le or went through the interview process with Yaros, slightly expecting to be judged and belittled. But in actuality, it was painless. The questions centered mostly on themes you'd associate with Henderson House - responsibility, respect, community and port, a Hender- cleanliness. Henderson House isn't for sized the com- everyone, and the interviews are meant to weed out the girls who would probably be to do chores or miserable living there anyway. ce, then maybe "We continue to develop our interview it for that per- format," Yaros said. "That way we can find really impor- girls who want cooperative community -,M- others and the who want to contribute." at Henderson - is double, time as the original assigne Perhaps this is whyI was rified when I realized I for my shoes upon entering H house was kind of immacu built in 192, it seemed ri rickety and is even being summer (oh, the benefits money). But house cleanlin tion to detail when cleanit noticed one of the task list included fluffing the pillo sure if you fluffed a living my co-op, the skin cells of' pies would puff out in an as dust cloud. 28 girls and a tofu partic Solo cup in s LSA senior Chloe Davenl son House resident, empha munal benefits of chores. "If a person doesn't want isn't respecting of the spai living in a co-op isn't righ son," Davenport said. "It's tant to be able to respect{ the statement Magazine Editors: Dylan Cinti Jennifer Xu Deputy Editor: Kaitlin Williams We tweet, too! 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