-. 2 - Friday, April 6, 2012 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com At idiogan Daily 420 Maynard St. Ann Arbor, MI 48109-1327 www.michigandaily.com JOSEPH LICHTERMAN ZACHARY YANCER Editor in Chief Business Manager 734-418-4115 ext. 1252 734-418-4115 ext. 1241 lichterman@michigandaily.com zyancer@michigandaily.com Newsroom 734-410-4115 opt.3 Corrections corrections@michigandaily.com Arts Section arts@michigandaily.com Sports Section sports@michigandaily.com Display Sales display@michigandaily.com Online Sales onlineads@michigandaily.com News Tips , news@michigandaily.com Letters to the Editor tothedaily@michigandaily.com Editorial Page opinion@michigandaily.com Photography Section photo@michigandaily.com Classified Sales classified@michigandaily.com Finance finance@michigandaily.com i CRIME NOTES CAMPUS EVENTS & NOTES Car goes postal WHERE: Hill Street Car- port WHEN: Wednesday at 11:20 a.m. WHAT: A vehicle hit a post in the parking structure on its way out, University Police reported. The car was eventually towed away. Can you hear me in jail? WHERE: Molecular & Behavioral Neuroscience Institute WHEN: Wednesday at about 2:40 p.m. WHAT: A staff member reported her cell phone was taken from her office, University Police reorted. A 45-year-old person not affiliated with the Univer- sity later was arrested and Where's wallet? Relaxation WHERE: Thomas Francis Jr. Building WHEN: Wednesday at about 3:05 p.m. WHAT: A staff member reported her wallet was stolen from her unattended purse, University Police reported. A possible suspect was identified, but could not be located. Chaaaarge WHERE: 1700 block of Cram Circle WHEN: Wednesday at about 4:30 p.m. WHAT: A student was walking on the sidewalk when a man stole his cell- phone from out of his hands and jumped into a waiting black Dodge Charger, Uni- versity Police reported.The workshop WHAT: A seminar to teach participants techniques to reduce stress, such as deep muscle relaxation and deep breathing. WHO: Counseling and Pys- chological Services WHEN: Today at noon WHERE: Michigan Union, room 3100 Dance show WHAT: A performance by Maya, a South Asian dance troupe. This is the group's 7th annual show and will feature 10 pieces. The Friars, a campus a capella group, and Awkward Pause, an improv group will also participate. Student tickets cost $7 at the door. WHO: Maya Dance Team WHEN: Tonight at 7 p.m WHERE: Mendelssohn Theatre Addiction lecture WHAT: A lecture featuring members of the Substance Abuse Research Center fol- lowed by a reception. WHO: University Substance Abuse Research Center WHEN: Toady at 2 p.m. WHERE: Rackham Gradu- ate School, Assembly Hall Student play WHAT: "Cloud Nine," a drama about sexual identity and politics through the eyes of a family will be perormed. WHO: School of Music, Theatre & Dance WHEN: Tonight at 8 p.m WHERE: Walgreen Drama Center CORRECTIONS * Please report any error in the Daily to corrections@michi- gandaily.com. 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One copy is available free of charge to al readers. Additional copies may be picked up at the Daily's office for $2. subscriptions for fall termstarting in September, via U.S.mail are $110. Winter term (January through April)is $115 yearlong (September through April) is $195. University affiliates are subject to a reduced sbciton ae n-campus subscriptions for fal term are $5. Subscriptions must be prepaid. 0 Ban Ki-moon warns that NLEADE E 85 crisis in Syria is worsening 0 U.N. chief appeals to Assad to stop the violence UNITED NATIONS (AP) - Secretary-General Ban Ki- moon said yesterday the crisis in Syria is getting worse and claiming more lives every day even though President Bashar Assad's government insists it is withdrawing troops ahead of a U.N. deadline to end the vio- lence. The U.N. chief appealed to Assad "to show vision and lead- ership" and keep his pledge to pull troops and heavy weapons out of cities and towns by April 10, and he urged the opposition to be ready to stop all violence if the Syrian government meets the deadline. "Cities, towns and villages have been turned into war zones. The sources of violence are proliferating," Ban told the U.N. General Assembly. "The human rights of the Syrian peo- ple continue to be violated.... Humanitarian needs are grow- ing dramatically." His comments came as activ- ists reported that Syrian troops attacked the Damascus suburb of Douma, an assault they said shows that Assad is intensify- ing violence in the days before the April 10 deadline. His crack- down on the yearlong uprising has left at least 9,000 people dead, according to the U.N. Earlier yesterday, a U.N. team arrived in Damascus to start technical preparations for the possible deployment of & SA[EUImD FUSISU PI A ' Present the Easy as PI 5K RunI/Walk Saturday April 7th Nichols Arb 9:00 AM registration 10:30 AM race Register early at ulich.edu/~psp Race Day Registration $20 Beneiting the SaleHese CenterĀ® Giving hope, joy, strength Sneslens? EImail:EasyAsPl5K@gmall.em U.N. monitors for any cease-fire between Syrian troops and rebel forces. Kofi Annan, the U.N.-Arab League envoy trying to end the conflict, said Syria has informed him of partial withdrawals from three locations - Idlib, Zabada- ni and Daraa - "but it is clear that more far-reaching action is urgently required." "We must silence the tanks, helicopters, mortars and guns, and stop all other forms of vio- lence too: sexual abuse, tor- ture, executions, abductions, destruction of homes, forced displacement, and other such abuses, including on children," he said. Annan and Ban spoke to the General Assembly minutes after the U.N. Security Council called on Syria to "urgently and vis- ibly" fulfill its pledge to halt the use of troops and weapons by April 10. It called on the govern- ment and opposition to stop all violence within 48 hours if Syria meets the pullout deadline. The presidential statement raised the possibility of "further steps" if Syria doesn't imple- ment the six-point peace plan outlined by Annan, which Assad agreed to on March 25. The statement called on all parties, including the opposi- tion, to stop armed violence in all forms in 48 hours after the Syrian government fully fulfills the measures. "All points of the plan are crucial, but one is most urgent: the need for a cessation of vio- lence," Annan told diplomats from the 193 U.N. member states by videoconference from Gene- va. "Clearly, the violence is still continuing. Alarming levels of casualties and other abuses continue to be reported daily. Military operations in civil- ian population centers have not stopped." Ban said despite the Syr- ian government's acceptance of Annan's plan, "the violence and assaults in civilian areas have not stopped." Area resident Gary Crawford, center, and others wait for an auction of Buford, Wyo., yesterday in Buford. Wyoming towu with single resident sold for $900,000 Smallest town in the country auctioned off BUFORD, Wyo. (AP) - Buford is a small place for sure, but so is the world. A remote, unincorporated area alongbusyInterstate 80 that advertised itself as the smallest town in the United States, Buford was sold at auction for $900,000 on yesterday to an unidentified man from Vietnam. It's owner for the last 20 years, Don Sammons, served with the U.S. Army as a radio operator in 1968-69. After meeting the buyer, an emotional Sammons said it was hard for him to grasp the irony of the situation. "I think it's funny how things come full circle," he said. The buyer attended the auc- tion in person but declined to meet with the media or to be identified. Sammons and others involved in the auction would not discuss the buyer's plans for Buford. It will take about 30 days for all the paperwork to be com- pleted before ownership of the place located almost equidis- tant between Cheyenne and Laramie in southeast Wyoming changes hands, Sammons said. The new owner will get a gas station and convenience store, a schoolhouse from 1905, a cabin, a garage, 10 acres, and a three-bedroom home at 8,000 feet altitude - overlooking the trucks and cars on the nearby interstate on one side and the distant snowcapped mountains in Rocky Mountain National Park in Colorado on the other. The town traces its origins to the 1860s and the construc- tion of the Transcontinental Railroad. Buford had as many as 2,000 residents before the railroad was rerouted. Sammons, who moved to the Buford area in the late 1970s from Los Angeles to get away from the busy city life, bought the trading post on Jan. 31, 1992. He plans to retire from his unofficial title as "mayor" and write a book about his experiences in Buford, he said. "I felt my time here has been very happy for me, and hope- fully the new owner will be able to enjoy what I've enjoyed over the years - conversations with people, the uniqueness of the area and so on - and keep the history alive," Sammons said. As workers boarded up the windows of the convenience store behind her, Rozetta Weston, a broker with a Chey- enne real estate auction compa- ny that represented the buyer, said the buyer was excited to own a "piece of the United States." But she declined to dis- cuss the buyer's future plans for Buford. Weston said the buyer and a companion arrived in Wyoming - their first trip to the United States - on Monday, touring Cheyenne and the University of Wyoming at Laramie before the auction. Williams & Williams Co. of Tulsa, Okla., conducted the auction on a sunny, windy day outside the trading post, which has been closed since Dec. 31. The number of bidders was not released. 0 THE BEST OF THE WEB ON MICHIGANDAILY.COM: #MICHLINKS I I 4~