w 2B - Thursday, March 29, 2012 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com ARTS RECOMMENDS In this feature, Daily Arts writers will give their endorsements for the arts you need to experience to help you deal with current events. 1 j c NI "The Taking" - Dean Koontz The end of March typically means one thing: Professors have begun to inundate their students with the last big projects of the semester. To take your mind off your increasingly frantic workload, dive into Koontz's "The Taking" - a page-turner that somehow manages to combine talking dogs, a zombie-inducing fungus and unseen space invad- ers into a surprisingly frightening novel. "Close Your Eyes and Count to Ten" - Grouplove Grouplove may sing of metamorphosis, but this beachy sing-along isn't the sticky liquefaction of a melting Creamsicle. "Close Your Eyes and Count to Ten" ignites from a sweet and raw sand-between- your-toes, melody into a howling celebration. Christian Zucconi's croons will have you charmed before you can even wonder, "Is it summer yet?" "Don't Trust the B- in Apartment 23" James Van Der Beek is returningto television in "Don't Trust the B- in Apartment 23." The show won't start until mid-April, but ABC has made the pilot available forfree on Huluin order to getview- ers excited. A far cry from some of the more prob- lematic new sitcoms this year, "Don't Trust the B-" is a hilarious, sassy success. "Man on Wire" Ah, the end of the semester. Summer plans are made. All-nighters are pulled. Relationships end ... and begin. At times, it can all feel like a tricky tightrope act we're supposed to maneuver. So take a note from Philippe Petit, the French high-wire artist whose 1974 traversal between the World Trade Center's Twin Towers is captured in mes- merizingsuspense in the 2008 documentary"Man on Wire." ((B-BSde Buzz)) Sanda Mong Engineering sophomore How did you get involved in parkour? I started training with the club about two-and-a-half years ago. I was still in high school at Pioneer. What makes Ann Arbor a great place for parkour? Ann Arbor is nice because it's kind of suburban and it's not densely populated. Where is the best parkour spot in town? By far, the dental school is the best spot for parkour in Ann Arbor, I think. Excerpts are taken from the B-Side Buzz video, which can be found on MichiganDaily.com. Interview by Jefff Waroniok TRAILER REVIEW SINGLE REVIEW The talk of the town is that Justin Bieber is channeling the R&B style of Justin Timberlake in his new song. Appar- ently, "chan- neling" is a B i euphemism for "copying" Justin Bieber Bieber's sing- Island ing is barely present on the track: He only graces the chorus, and the production sounds like it's attempting to hide his true identity - perhaps a wise move. The lyrics to the verses are original, in the sense that few artists are willing to introduce this much poetic stupidity into their music. When "chillin' by the fire while we eatin' fondue," we can only ask ourselves why the word "swag" is repeated not once, but three times with no context. Bieber creatively employs rhetorical devices like Oh man, here it comes: "Breaking Dawn - Part 2." Based on the teaser trailer, Sum- mit is trying hard to make you think this series. finale The Twlight is going to be epic. There's saga the slowly Breaking pounding music - like a Dawn heartbeat, but Part 2 more tribal - and flashes of Summit action intend- ed to induce a state of frenzied RA excitement in any Twi-hard. ISLAND But for the rest of us, the trailer falls flat - trips, actually appear - in its delivery of "tension." Why are two shots devoted to gly, the Bella's hideous ring, and only 1 hun- one pan to a disappointingly pies in clothed Jacob? Kristin Stewart's opening voiceover is laughably awful: "After 18 years of being 0 5I~~~ . j kb'A the onomatopoeia "burr" in reference to the temperature of snow, matched by a metaphori- cal reference to Buzz Lightyear, possibly inspired by a play date Bieber's mom had scheduled weeks before with Cody Simp- son - who will, in fact,, on the upcoming album. Sadly, but unsurpisini song is predicted to sel dreds of thousands of co its first week. Shudder. -GREGORYHICKS ARE YOU GOING TO BE STUCK IN ANN ARBOR THIS SUMMER? ARE YOU GOING TO BE BORED? YOU SHOULD APPLY TO WRITE FOR DAILY ARTS! Request an application by e-mailing arts@michigandaily.com. WEATURING k '.'SPECIAL GUESTS W aat Dk if A , f 4 iPYr FR 1l1[IS: WWW.FMlll. COM l I rHHE74IO.22 IJWW.?RlMESOCIO[lCOM 0 0o A #4