6A - Monday, November 28, 2011 4 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com 'Muppets'mnaendure Jason Segel revives a beloved franchise for a new generation By KAVI SHEKHAR PANDEY Senior Arts Editor These have been dark and dif- ficult times, Kermit the Frog. With 15 years since the last semi- commercially successful * Muppet feature ("Muppet Trea- The sure Island") and appear- Muppets ances limited to a handful At Quaityl16 of blink-and- and Rave you-miss-it TV Disney specials, the Muppets had nearly evaporated from cultural relevancy. Entire generations have never been swooned by the banjo-plucking of the amphibian with the angelic voice and asso- ciate Fozzie Bear's catchphrase "waka waka" with Shakira's World Cup anthem (or confuse it with the Atlanta rapper). But the Rainbow Connection has been restored with the release of "The Muppets," willed to life by Jason Segel (TV's "How IMet Your Mother") and continuing Disney's venerable tradition of handing the creative reigns to filmmakers who are passionate about the material they're bring- ing to screen. Segel is quite the ardent Muppet aficionado, and as co-writer, executive producer and star, he pours every drop of his adoration for the Jim Henson creations into this movie. And it all pays off - Segel's exuberance seeps into every second of "The Muppets," carving a delicious family filmthat proves Kermit and his felt crew still got it going on. The key to the Muppets' sto- ried success had always been 4 How Kenneth the page perceives "HowI Met Your Mother." their remarkable ability to shift between humor aimed at kids and adults without trepidation. The involvement of Segel and co- writer Nicholas Stoller - whose last script was the raunch-tastic "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" - may have raised eyebrows, but the duo nails the balance. For every gag about "fart shoes" and elec- trocuted puppets that will have tykes soiling their Pull-Ups with laughter, there's sharp self-reflex- ive humor, carefully positioned Muppets references and a flurry of delightful celebrity cameos for everyone else. If you're the type of adult who thinks fart shoes are hilarious - and you're not alone - then get ready to snicker until the credits roll. As for the sweetly silly musical numbers - the enchantment of elaborately choreographed sing- ing and dancing transcends age and maturity. Under the direction of James Bobin, who wrote the book on staging songs that rapidly flicker between introspective and irreverent with TV's "Flight of the Conchords," the musical numbers give the film a shot in the arm whenever the plot stagnates. And the swampy narrative is where the warts of "The Mup- pets"become evident. Though the film has a neat beginning, follow- ing the trip of Gary (Segel), Mary (Amy Adams, "The Fighter") and Gary's brother Walter (a puppet) to visit the now-ramshackle Mup- pet Studio - the home of Wal- ter's idols - it quickly falls into a let's-get-the-band-back-together- and-put-on-a-big-show "Blues Brothers" ripoff. It's lazy story- telling, even by kid's standards, and further hampered by lame subplots (see: Animal recovering from his "drum" addiction). But these imperfections are glossed over by the joyfully spir- ited cast. Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Swedish Chef, Beaker, Sam Eagle and the rest are at the top of their games. And they're accompanied by Segel, who's clearly having the time of his life, the everlastingly lovely Amy Adams (belting out her soprano for the first time since "Enchanted") and the cadre of cameos too cool to be spoiled. Yet Hollywood's resident scene-steal- er, Chris Cooper ("The Company Men") pilfers another motion pic- ture, playing an evil Texas oilman with enough ham to cause a state of emergency in a synagogue (the dude raps, for God's sake). The plot might be croaky, but the audience's enjoyment of this film is testament to the allure of the Muppets: The nostalgia and wit of the characters will always transcend narrative shortcom- ings. With the might of the Mouse House marketing machine behind them, the Electric Mayhem Bus should keep rolling on to great things. wAesRes.o BaS Board the Polar Express to TV's festive cheer this season. Christmas TV is coming to town By BRIANNE JOHNSON Peeping Toms who undoubtedly DailyArts Writer intend to violate my doorbell until I show my cowardly face. 'Twas the night of Black Fri- Yet nothing warms my heart day and all through the store, more than watching re-runs of chimes of sweet carols and 3 a.m. my favorite TV families fum- snores erupt from the speakers ble their way through endear- and stream from zipped tents, ingly awkward and often poorly as flocks of cold shoppers grow cooked dinners, as I cuddle into in swelling suspense. The reason the corner of my futon with a bag I'm snatching a plasma this year? of popcorn that may or may not Well, the holiday specials on TV result in buttery strings of gar- are finally here! land by the end of the night. As eager students deck the Television's holiday specials dorm halls in colorful paper and have become anexpected delight, string their windows in a green a tradition as familiar and com- and red glow, I've found my own forting as sprawling on the liv- way to commemorate the holi- ing room floor knowing that the days: watching TV. 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