0M 6 0 IM WensaNoebr9 21 /Te ttmn vednesday, November 9, 20// The Statement news in review Five of the most talked-about stories of the week, ranked in ascending order of actual importance After receiving a 30-day sentence Dr. Conrad Murray, the personal Former Penn State defensive Voters in Mississippi yesterday The United Nations' International for violating the terms of her physician to Michael Jackson at coordinator Jerry Sandusky was rejected a proposed constitutional Atomic Energy Agency reported probation, Lindsay Lohan spent the time of his death in 2009, arrested Saturday for allegedly ammendment to classify a yesterday it has information less than five hours behind bars was found guilty of involuntary sexually abusing eight boys fertilized human egg as a living that indicates Iran has computer on Sunday night before being manslaughter by a jury on between 1999 and 2009. Head person. If passed, Mississippi models that could trigger a nuclear released. For Lohan, 25, this was Monday. Murray faces up to four coach Joe Paterno's knowledge of would have become the first state bomb. Iran says the program is her fifth jail sentence. years in prison. the incident is in question. to define an egg as a person. only to generate civilian power. 0 j i 101 1 1 2 i 1 3 .+ 4 ' r -------- S 161 171 -i 181 7 *1 1,01 1111111 111 1 m quotes of the week "I'm confident Giulia inherited her mother's looks rather than herfather's." PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, joking with French President Nicolas Sarkozy at a G-20 press conference, referring to the recent birth of Sarkozy's daughter. "The fingerprints of the Rick Perry campaign are all over this, based on our sources." GOP CANDIDATE HERMAN CAIN, in response to the increasing number of sexual assault allegations against him that have surfaced in the press in recent weeks. the rules WVOMEN ONWHI EELS ROLLING INTO ANN ARBOR'S DERBY SCENE By Lucy Perkins from the archives FirstAmendment folly No more writing exactly what you think - HANNAH DOW/Daily series of satirical articles regarding student-athletes published in The Every L.~Three Weekly in 2005 raised serious questions about First Amendment rights in student publications. When the Athletic Department complained about three articles concerning student-athletes, including a story about Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps titled "Phelps to Major In Pussy," the University Activities Center was brought into meetings to resolve the matter ("E3W content criticized" 3/31/2005). Because the UAC provides funding from tuition to various campus groups includ- ing the E3W, concerns were raised about possible censorship of the publication. Though the UAC officials did not threaten to cut the E3W's funding, they stated that they had the right to do so if they felt it necessary. However, Mark Goodman, the executive director of Student Press Law center at the time, made it clear that any such action would be a clear violation of the First Amendment. No. 356: Try to make your food supply last until your parents take you shopping after Thanksgiving. No. 357: If you are wearing a coat, it is not appropriate to wear flip flops at the same time. No. 358: It's acceptable to listen to Christmas music, but save the decorations until after Thanksgiving. by the numbers COURTESY OF THE BBC The number of times Lindsay Lohan has been In percent, the amount of sentenced jail In hours, the amount of community service sentenced to jail since 2007, when she was time Lohan has served, equal to about six Lohan will have to serve at the county arrested twice for drunk driving. days. morgue to avoid returning to jail.