6 - Tuesday, September 20, 2011 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.cam Don't care 'How She Does It' No Oscars for movie magic Sarah Jessica Parker in another self-centered film By LEAH BURGIN Senior Arts Editor "I Don't Know How She Does It" is to movies what White Peo- ple Problems is to the Internet: The meme can be funny, it can ** be poignant, but in the end, I Don't it gets annoy- ing. Similar Know How to the endless She Does It Tumblr streams bemoaning how At Quality16 far away a com- and Rave puter charger is The Weinstein or how someone Company had too much food for lunch, "I Don't Know How She Does It" focuses on the seemingly endless day-to-day "problems" in Kate Reddy's (Sarah Jessica Parker, "Sex and the City 2") perfectly normal life. Like most people in this world who have multiple commitments, Kate struggles to find a way to juggle the different spheres of her life, be it her fast-paced financial career, planning birthday parties for her two adorable children or finding time for romance with her equally adorable hubby Richard (Greg Kinnear, "Baby Mama"). While the film explores these realistic issues most people have to deal with, it does so in an unre- alistic way. "I Don't Know How She Does It" takes away the universality of balancing one's life and makes it a feat only Kate can perform successfully. In addition to Kate "You didn't see me in 'Mamma Mia!,' did you?' bizarrely popping out of frozen scenes to address the audience with cheesy remarks on situa- tions, the fourth wall is broken frequently and disjointedly by "Office"-esque asides. These bar- rages come from Kate's babysit- ter Paula (Jessica Szohr, TV's "Gossip Girl"), assistant Momo (Olivia Munn, "Iron Man 2"), best friend Allison (Christina Hen- dricks, TV's "Mad Men"), work enemy Chris Bunce (Seth Meyers, TV's "Saturday Night Live") and rival Wendy Best (Busy Philipps, "Made of Honor"), who all gush over how unbelievable Kate is and how they can't understand how she keeps it all together. These asides are apoor artistic choice, as they rely on a heavy- handed approach to discuss the film's key themes without any attempt at subtlety. They empha- size the one-dimensional nature of the supporting characters but can also be quite amusing - espe- cially those delivered by Meyers - or impactful, like the points Hendricks's character brings up to demonstrate the inequality of women in the workplace. One particularly illustrative example Hendricks uses is the difference between a man and a woman leaving work to pick up a sick child - a man is hailed as a loving, caring hero of a father while a woman in the same situ- ation is considered unorganized, disobedient and too emotional. For 20-something females who may soon enter the workplace and start a family, this is scary to think about. This commentobrings into sharp relief that these are issues all working moms face, and they face them every day. Even though everyone else in the movie thinks Kate is special, she isn't. It's because of the unfairness of these double standards that the relationship between Kate and her project partner Jack Abelhammer (Pierce Brosnan, "Mamma Mia!") is so refreshing. While there is, initially, some sexual tension between the two, Kate and Jack ultimately develop a friendship - with Jack call- ing her Bill for who knows what reason - during their long hours spent together working on a pro- posal. In an uncommonly por- trayed dynamic, Jack and Kate are equals, not a Good Old Boy treating a female colleague like a secretary or sex object. Their relationship doesn't go the other way either, with Kate losing her femininity to become a "bro." While Kate and Jack have an enlightening friendship, their interactions can't save the rest of the film from the trite dialogue, overused situational humor and general blandness that perme- ate the story's my-life-is-hard- so-pity-and-revere-me attitude. If anything, "I Don't Know How She Does It" really only proves one thing - Pierce Brosnan is the only human alive who can make bowling look sexy. This summer, the "Harry Potter" film series came to its dramatic conclusion with the much-anticipated final install- ment _ "Harry Potter and the Death- ly Hallows: Part 2." Maybe you heard about it. PHILIP Since its CONKLIN release, the- film has been the subject of a certain amount of 2012 Oscar buzz, which is warranted consider- ing its critical and commercial success. The film performed bet- ter at the box office than its seven predecessors. It holds the record for biggest opening weekend, is the third highest- grossing film of all time world- wide (the next highest-ranking Potter film is 2001's "Sorcerer's Stone") and holds the all-time record for highest-grossing opening day. It was also widely heralded by critics, earning a score of 96 percent on the popular online film review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes ("Prisoner of Azkaban" is next highest at 91 percent). To add to the film's Oscar chances, the Academy has a penchant for awarding Oscars for sentimental reasons. Al Pacino's Best Actor win in 1993 for "Scent of a Woman" and Hal Holbrook's Best Support- ing Actor nod for 2008's "Into the Wild" were both recogni- tions of brilliant careers, not necessarily brilliant individual performances. And no film could be more sentimental than the conclusion to the cross- geherational, culture-defining "Harry Potter" series. Despite all this, "Deathly Hallows: Part 2" will not win the Best Picture Oscar. It will probably be nominated, but it won't win. And even those critics who praised it so highly, even the diehard fans of the film, surely would admit that it's hard to imagine a film like this one winning Best Picture. It just doesn't seem right. It's because the Academy doesn't give awards in the major categories to films that aren't "serious," in their stuffy, conservative definition of that word. "Serious," to them, means films that aren't ani- mated, comedies or targeted at a young audience. And "Harry Potter" is a prime example of a film that the Academy doesn't find to be "serious," and doesn't take seriously. If "Harry Pot- ter" were an eight-part series about the Holocaust, it would be a shoe-in for every major award this Oscar season. Take the 2011 Oscars. "The Social Network" and "The King's Speech" had battled pretty evenly in the awards shows leading up to the Oscars. But when it came to Oscar night, "King's Speech" beat out "Social Network" in every major category in which they were both nominated - Best Picture, Director and Actor. This didn't happen because of either film's relative quality. I think "The Social Network" was a better film than "The King's Speech" (and so did the Golden Globes, if that legiti- mizes my opinion at all). It's because "King's Speech" fits the model of what the Acad- emy considers a "serious" film better than does "The Social Network." It is an uplifting story of a man overcoming overwhelming odds, starring well-established actors, with a conventional narrative struc- ture. "The Social Network," on the other hand, is a film about and for the youth, with an edgi- er visual style and more adven- turous narrative structure. This misappropriation of Oscars can be summed up thus- ly: Regardless of a film's artistic merit, the Academy will not consider films outside of their aforementioned narrow-mind- ed, arbitrary notions of what is "serious." Films within these strict parameters are compared based on merit, but anything ,outside of them is ignored. This is the reason animated films are not given their due at the Oscars. While the Best Ani- mated Film category assures that animated films will be rec- ognized at the Oscars, it also marginalizes them, implying they are inferior to live-action films. In the history of the Academy Awards, only three animated films have ever been nominated for Best Picture: "Beauty and the Beast" (1991), "Up" (2009), and "Toy Story 3" (2010) - a fact that is even more shocking when you con- sider the number of great ani- mated films that have come out just in the last 20 years (all the Pixar films, "The Iron Giant" and Hayao Miyazaki's films). While the recent increase in animated film representation in the Best Picture category seems encouraging, it becomes less so when you consider the increase two years ago to 10 nominees. The Academy is probably full of Slytherins anyhow. Comedies also fall short of the Academy's strict conditions for approval. A comedy, clearly, cannot be "serious." The only comedy to win Best Picture in the last 30 years is "Shake- speare in Love" (1998). To name all the worthy candidates since then would be an undertaking too ambi- tious for this column. Suffice it to say that comedy gets no respect. No matter how funny, well-crafted or well-written a comedy is, it will still be an underdog to every halfway decent drama. Clearly, many worthy films are not getting their due at the Oscars. We can only hope that, preferably in the next few years, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences will remove itself from the stuffy, narrow-minded rut it has become stuck in, and, disre- garding a film's genre or target demographic, judge films only on their value as a work of cin- ematic art. Conklin is sitting on his couch waiting for Oscar season. To join him, e-mail conklin@umich.edu. 0 6 0 0 EARN $1000-$3200 A month to drive our brand new cars with ads. www.FreeCarJobs.com STUDENTPAYOUTS.COM Paid survey takers need in A2. 100% FREE to join. Click on Surveys. **BARTENDING** $300/DAY PO- TENTIAL. 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