12A - Tuesday, September 6, 2011 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.cam 12A - Tuesday, September 6, 2011 X rts The Michigan Daily - michigandailytom SHOWS From Page 10A we present and the performanc- es that take place at the Uni- versity of Michigan," said Bob Hoffman, public relations man- ager at Wharton Center. "One major reason is the difference in each respective organization's mission and leadership. Whar- ton Center has made the effort of establishing itself as a major market for touring Broadway throughout its history." Mike Brand, executive direc- tor of the Wharton Center at MSU, has used theatrical con- nections from a stint as vice president of Clear Channel Entertainment's theatrical divi- sion and the Wharton Center's facilities to establish a home for touring Broadway shows. There's also the issue of space. Unlike the Wharton Center, the University's facilities are not organized under one roof and, as Brand said, they are simply not big enough "in terms of backstage space and seating capacity" to put on these kinds of productions. And yet, the University did attract commercial artists for many years regardless of spatial difficulties. What happened? According to Fischer, the 1980s saw a massive renovation of per- formance venues in the Detroit metropolitan area. "Places like The Palace, the renovated Fox and the Fisher Theater had become the better venues from the artists' stand- point," Fischer said. He added, "They can also put an exclusivity contract on the artists for within 100 miles of Detroit." When touring shows have visited southeastern Michigan in recent years, they've tended toward Detroit, where there's the money and the will to attain arena shows. This also means the Major Events Office has been denied the opportunity to do what it does for some time now: put on big acts. "Even if we wanted to do them there would be the question of these exclusive arrangements," Fischer said. "So right now, they're not happening in Ann Arbor." Lethargic 'Guard' CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS? CAN'T LOSE. WRITE FOR DAILY TV/NEW MEDIA. E-mail join.arts@umich.edu for information on applying. Comic duo's sparkle can't guard against film's misfires By DAVID TAO DailyFilm Editor There's no reason why "The Guard" shouldn't be an excep- tional movie. It features the wry humor of writer/director and newcomer John Michael The Guard McDonagh (brother of Atthe Martin, who Michigan directed "In SonyPictures Bruges"), who Classics executes a script full of razor-sharp wit, straight-faced racism and tongue-in-cheek ref- erences to Ruby Ridge and Waco. Two exceptional actors, Bren- dan Gleeson ("In Bruges") and Don Cheadle ("Hotel Rwanda"), deliver these lines with maxi- mum effect, playing off of each other hilariously and giving some of the best comic performances of their respective careers. Yet despite its exceptional pedigree, the film comes off more than a little underwhelming. The film's script follows the cop drama blueprint that has worked since "Lethal Weapon" - by-the- book FBI agent Wendell Everett (Cheadle), partners with loose cannon Irish policeman Gerry Boyle (Gleeson) to arrest three international drug traffickers and stop a drug shipment worth a half a billion dollars from enteringIre- land. Along the way, they slowly bond and come to respect one another as they sort of investigate the crime, drifting nihilistically toward an eventual resolution. From a plot standpoint, there's not much to see here. Though the film features cops and crimi- nals, there's not much casework 0 6 Two girls, one cop. involved, since, as Everett says, Boyle is "an unconventional policeman." Instead of the unpre- dictability of "shoot first, file paperwork later," Boyle's a giant idiot who displays mild corrup- tion, wild irresponsibility and a pervasive sense of carelessness. He has a predilection for hookers and a tendency to drink and do LSD on duty. It's all a little much for Everett, a Rhodes Scholar from a privileged background, functioning as both a foreigner out of his element and Boyle's strait-laced foil. The give-and-take between Gleeson and Cheadle is the mov- ie's greatest strength, helped along by Gleeson's deadpan, utterly naive, devoid-of-malice comedic timing. Though heavy Irish accents permeate the entire film, occasionally getting in the way of the film's humor, questions about whether Everett grew up in the projects and preconceived notions about how "only black lads" can be drug dealers come through loud and clear. These statements (and much, much more) are all shockingly racist, yet in Gleeson's hands, they sound entirely innocent - not unlike a schoolboy's curious ques- tions about a controversial topic. At one point, Everett poignantly observes that he can't tell wheth- er Boyle is "really motherfucking dumb or really motherfucking smart." In addition to drinking on the job, the man plays kid's arcade games regularly and suffers from milkshake headaches, yet makes intriguing observations about their case, piecing together facts that Everett's Quantico-trained mind doesn't see. It's impossible to tell whether Boyle is being snarky or genuinely airheaded. Regardless, Gleeson's delivery and Cheadle's straight-faced reac- tions are a pleasure to watch. Unfortunately, the rest of the film proceeds at a glacial pace. Boyle's mother is slowly dying in a nursing home and his regular visits are perhaps meant to make Boyle a slightly more sympathet- ic character, since it's always eas- ier to like a guy - even a drunk, racist ditz - when he loves his mother. These moments, like the off skits in an episode of "Sat- urday Night Live," aren't quite enough to ruin the film but are enough to severely undermine the experience, turning "The Guard" into something much less than the sum of its parts. I I STUDENT IN TROUBLE? Get Solid Legal Defense. 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