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2B Wednesday, March 30 2011 // The Statement
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THEJUNKDRAWER
random student Interview bysarahsquire
elcome to the Ran-
dom Student Inter-
view, where the line
between journalistic integ-
rity and personal boundar-
ies becomes blurred. Who is
DeAndree Watson?
Uh, the new MSA president.
Who is Brendan Campbell?
The new vice president.
Can you name three things
MSA does?
No.
What is your take on JELL-O
shots?
I like them.
Are you going to get down on
Friday? Are you looking for-
ward to the weekend, week-
end? Friday, Friday?
Yes.
Do you like Backstreet Boys?
Yes. But *NSYNC's better.
Really? Why?
I don't know. They were just bet-
ter when I was akid.
Were they hotter?
Yes.
Did your mom buy you CDs for
them?
Yes, I went to the concert.
You went to the *NSYNC con-
cert?
Yes, in sixth grade.
Did you rip off your shirt?
Throw it around?
No.
Did anything exciting happen?
I was on the upstairs. I couldn't
jump on the stage. I made a sign
for Justin Timberlake though.
What did it say?
I don't know, like "I love you JT."
Something along that.
What is Twitter?
Social networking?
Do you tweet?
No.
Would you ever tweet?
Yeah.
Do you know why people
tweet?
No.
Why would you tweet then?
If I had anything important to
say.
You think it's for people with
important things to say?
It should be, but it's not.
Why should it be?
Cause if you have ideas you should
get them out there, but -
Shouldn't you hold them to
yourself as intellectual prop-
erty? You don't want someone
else to steal your idea. Imagine
if you tweeted about this like
great new idea, you know-
But not like revolutionary ideas
just like what you think, like
political -
Political - so all political
thoughts should be said?
No, not necessarily in that forum.
Well what types of political
shows do you watch or listen
to?
I watch News Nightly and Ste-
phen Colbert. John Stewart I
watch every night.
Would you call yourself a
Republican?
No.
Do you read The Michigan
Daily?
Yes.
Do you read The New York
Times?
Yes. I read it on my iPhone. Both
of them.
What's your favorite game on
your iPhone?
a just play Solitaire a lot. I have
Angry Birds, but I'm not that
great at it so...
Don't you think you should
practice? There is a big Angry
Birds tournament coming up.
Really?
No.
oh.
If there were, would you try
and practice?
No, I'm not good enough for it.
You could practice. You can
stop going to class for a week.
I don't have any class anyway.
You don't have any class?
Two classes.
How many credit hours is that?
Five.
Isn't that still a lot, isn't that
five hours of class?
Yeah.
So, I mean you could skip those
five hours of class and play
Angry Birds instead.
I could play in class.
So why don't you start doing
that?
Uh, I don't want to.
Can I come to your class and
coach you?
Sure.
Faygo or Big K?
I don't know what either or those
are. Oh the drink?
Yes.
I only know what Faygo is. I've
never heard of Big K.
It's the K-Mart brand soda.
Oh.
It's the really cheap ones the
RA buys you when you're in the
dorms.
Oh my RA sucked. We never got
anything.
Can you describe yourself
without using the letter S?
Caring. I thought you just meant
one word.
Well multiple words is fine.
I don't know. Um, thoughtful,
caring.
Do you want to make a com-
plete sentence?
No, not without the letter.
What is the best place on cam-
pus to bump uglies?
To bump uglies?
You know bump, grind, get
naked and do the horizontal
mambo?
Um, Skeeps?
Jillian is an Engineering senior
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