The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Wednesday, March 23, 2011 - 7A " Bewitching books 'Lincoln' logs in a win Some suprising literary works just kick us in the gut By ANT MITCHELL Daily Arts Writer Over the years of my fairly lit- erary academic career, I've come to the conclusion that it's not merely the assumed greatness of any given book you read that has an impact. Rather, it's the stealth with which it manages to kick you right in your emo- tional balls that really makes a book stand out from the rest. It's the unexpected and out-of- character book that shocks you into being impressed. While this effect by its very definition can come from nearly anywhere, I have three favorite sources. The first falls under the cat- egory of children's books;,that shattering content disguised as innocence. Sometimes I sit and read children's books - just curl up in the aisle and take in the pictures and nostalgic good- ness while parents and children step around my inappropriately adult-sized body. I was in the process of this relaxing medi- tation on my own mental age when I came across "The Big Ugly Monster and the Little Stone Rabbit" by Christopher Wormell. It's not very nicely * illustrated. It looks unremark- able. But it managed a bookish little nip at my tender under- belly. It tells the story about a monster so hideous that all of nature retreats from him in dis- gust, leaving the lonely monster talking to rocks. Then the mon- ster dies, and immediately all the plants and animals return, leaving it "a beautiful place now, perhaps the most beautiful place in the world," Wormell writes. Could there be a more sim- plistic yet unspeakably cruel and sad book floating about? Possibly. However, feeling like my story- bookguts hadbeen pulled out my throat was not what I'd expected fromthe children's aisle of Barnes & Noble. And that's what made it fantastic. "Strega Nona" and it's disturbing Italian noodles, "The Giving Tree" with whispers of one-sided needy relationships and the ever-poetic "Frederick" all share a similar magic. The second category comes with a dose of academic pain. Most have had the experience of having to read an assigned book of biblical length. Everyone shares in the pain when they put the book off till the last minute, reading it all at once in a sicken- ingly slow dose. And while you make thattorturousjourney, you hate the book. You hate reading it: You hate each and every hour, each page abamboo shoot under the fingernail in your tired and dragging mind. But the moment you come to class there's an explosion of passion - everyone wants to talk about the book. For a brief moment you're all the same person with a million voices cathartically listing off everything you hated and how painful and terrible and long the whole experience was. But, having been brought together through trauma, each begins to discover merit where once only hate could be found. For me, it was reading James Michener's 688-page novel "Caribbean" overnight in high school. It read like wading through a mental mud of his- torical fiction - generations of characters dying off, politi- cal facts and sludge. But by the end of class that day, I'd transi- tioned through my hatred, and found myself inexplicably lov- ing it. Like a book tattoo, it had to hurt to leave an imprint, and once that imprint was made, it became tough to forget. Yet part of me couldn't comprehend why I liked it. So many hours of loathing its existence, wishing the author nothing but a fiery libido and an influx of watery rejection and suddenly I was turned on, as it were. The last in the trio to bruise those bookish family jewels is the quirkily translated and anciently filthy - those prehis- toric texts whose interpreters go wild with their word choice, or whose original authors, born in, say, 446 B.C., still slathered their works with the most mod- ernly dirty innuendo. Examples abound here, from the descrip- tion of a woman's "high arching caverns" and Aphrodite's shout of "Don't vex me bitch!" in "The Iliad," to Aristophanes's "intes- tinal insight" into the status of the gnat's anus as a wind tunnel "trumpet." Now that's classic lit- erature, and classy classic litera- ture to boot. My point is not that of a liter- ary hipster. I'm not saying that because a book is well known it can't be that dose of magic you're looking for. I'm simply suggesting that every once in a while it's O.K. to put down your copies of "Lolita" or the sprin- kle-covered "A Million Little Pieces," remove your cup and open yourself to the possibil- ity of a swift and startling read from an unthought-of source. Sit down with a picture book, hate something into greatness and remember that if aged wines get you drunkest, age may have a similar effect on books. By ANKUR SOHONI Daily Arts Writer The middle of March is char- acterized by an eerie quiet in the film industry - the Oscar frenzy is over, and we enter the **** calm before the storm that The Lincoln a Hollywood Lawer summer inevi- tably becomes. At Qualityl6 But in amoment and Rave like this, there are a certain Lakeshore collection of targeted male-protagonist films that go relatively under the radar, like "Brooklyn's Finest" and "Green Zone" last year. This year, that void was filled by two releas- es this past weekend - "Limit- less" and "The Lincoln Lawyer." In a way, "The Lincoln Law- yer" is the perfect film for this time of year. It's a crime drama and thriller without the flash and awe that many so-described films tend to devolve into, and its quiet nature is reflected by its focus on the personal develop- ment of its macho-smooth pro- tagonist. Therein lies the source of its success - it doesn't go too far, but stays within reason to illuminate the believable life of a fictional hero. The charismatic Matthew McConaughey ("Ghosts of Girl- friends Past") capably embodies the slick Mick Haller, a defense attorney with just as much street cred as experience. He has no office, instead running his busi- ness out of his Lincoln towncar. When a biker gang wants to meet with him about one of its own needin don't c ing. T him to throug Eve to rep diately the c overlo charac should this by with a convic It's plot u that. Louis "Flags Haller what: charge M W grounc a mor involvi contin immer match delving a defer decide the gu the evi The monor Hollyv receiv( ness it it just g legal help, the bikes Tomei ("Cyrus") is characteristi- all him up to set up a meet- tally delightful as Haller's pros- hey surround his car, ask ecutor ex-wife, and supporting pull over and talk terms characters played by William H. gh the open window. Macy (TV's "E.R.") and Laurence n though his job is often Mason ("The Take") are amiable resent scum, we're imme- additions who allow Haller to in love with Haller and generate the sympathetic world onfidence he exudes. We he needs to convince us of his ok the negatives of his own validity. ter because we feel like we The structure of the film is , and the film facilitates much like the "Law & Order" 'focusing on his insecurity courtroom drama formula that llowing the innocent to be allows time for investigation 'ted. followed by the trial itself. The appropriate, then, that the problem with developing that ltimately focuses on just division into a film is that by the Rich-boy real estate agent end of the second act and the Roulet (Ryan Philippe, beginning of the third - when of Our Fathers") hires excitement is high - the audi- to defend him against ence is stuck watching lawyers appears to be a false rape and witnesses talk rather than In investigating the back- act. The jump we need to make is to realize that Haller's ultimate conflict comes down to a deci- e~ona ghey, sion in a courtroom, and that, C onaughey, in a moment, his character is ith shirt on. revealed by the actions we don't see, not those we do. The third act isn't as visually dynamic or invigorating as the first two, but d of the case, Haller finds is intellectually the strongest and e complicated scheme, one most satisfying part of the film. ing an old murder case that Director Brad Furman ("The ues to haunt him. Haller's Take") - as a young and largely sion into Roulet's case is unproven helmer - controls the ed by the lawyer's deep variables in his film with grace, g inside his own identity as and fitfully delivers consistent nse attorney, forcing him to drama. With a quiet success like between the innocent and "The Lincoln Lawyer" - even if ilty while legally bound to it doesn't exactly kill at the box ils of his job. office - Furman will likely see exploration is an uncom- plenty of offers coming his way. ne and it's fascinatingto see Despite any comparisons to films wood allow such a concept released in other parts of the e the reality and serious- year, "The Lincoln Lawyer" is an t deserves. The cast takes illuminating case of a film that as seriously, as Marisa does exactly what it means to. WANT TO WRITE STORIES ON STORIES? E-mail join.arts@umich.edu for information on applying to cover literature. 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