The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Wednesday, March 16, 2011- 5A . Do we like it, yeah? Dodos redefine genre British dance-punk group royally rocks second album By ELLIOT ALPERN DailyArts Writer "The funky monkeys is com- ing!" screams a sample on the first single "The Monkeys Are Coming" from Don't Say We Didn't Warn You, and it doesn't get any more nor- 7k C 7C> mal from there. Does It Offend Rang- You, Yeah? ing from house to Don't Say We alternative Didn't Warn You (sometimes CookingVinyl even in the same song), the dance-punk outfit Does It Offend You, Yeah? plays with a fervency that feels like a caf- feine-fueled freakout punctu- ated by episodes of calmness. Sometimes sweet, sometimes intense and sometimes down- right weird, Don't Say We Didn't Warn You always finds ways to surprise and entertain. Without a doubt, Don't Say's greatest attribute is its reck- less and rewarding tracklist. For instance, the wonderfully excessive "John Hurt" goes big with booming drums and heavy riffs as singer James Rushent screams "Get out of my fucking way!" However, immediately after, "Pull Out My Insides" is almost tender in its vulnerabil- it, and is more than accessible enough to make noise on the Top 40. The variety doesn't stop there: On "Wondering," British rapper Trip overlays a vibrant synthesizer with lines like "I keep seeing Bill Hicks's ghost / he says World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." The opening track "We Are the Dead," begins with a soft, charming indie guitar, but morphs into a fist-pumping house beat. The British natives break out to show their ability most in the more alternative-orient- ed tracks. While "Pull Out My Insides" could be the best song on the album, the concluding "Broken Arms" is forlorn but soothingly beautiful. It culmi- nates the record with solemn reflection. And while it might clash with other tracks, it is nonetheless powerfully emo- tive. Though the record boldly touches upon an almost innu- merable amount of genres, it never feels like it's spread too thin. Rushent's voice is distin- guishable enough to tie togeth- er the tracks that contain it, while certain guitar and syn- thesizer notes repeat through- out the album, giving it a sense of unity. Admittedly, Don't Say does bow slightly at its center - probably because of its core of house music - but it's at this point where Does It Offend You, Yeah? shows off its immense creativity. Though the string of songs isn't easy listening by any means, it seems like mate- rial typical of the clubs where young Britons go for abun- dant drugs and the late-night strangeness that follows. For instance, while it's not exactly single-worthy, "The Monkeys Are Coming" actually makes a beat out of what would oth- erwise sound like a Barrel of Monkeys commercial, and hap- pens to sample a popular Inter- net meme in the process. With its sophomore release, Does It Offend You, Yeah? proves that the popularity of 2008's You Have No Idea What You're Getting YourselfInto was entirely deserved. The band is clearly on an upward trend - their first U.S. headline tour was completely sold-out - and their newfound fame has accu- mulated opportunities to tour with the likes of Linkin Park and The Prodigy, among oth- ers. With their unique adept- ness in a breadth of genres, Does It Offend You, Yeah? has many plausible paths from here, all of which are bright with potential. By CHLOE STACHOWIAK Daily Arts Writer There are some myster- ies that will never be solved. Humanity has always been haunted by certain questions, like Kelly Osbourne's natural hair color or whether life exists on other planets. We're doomn d to an eternity of curiosity, for- ever wondering what happens to ships in the Bermuda **** Triangle or why exactly The Dodos the chicken crossed the NoColor road. Frenchkiss There is yet another dilemma that has stumped the masses, flourishing in online interviews and music magazines: What genre best describes The Dodos, a gui- tar and percussion duo with countless musical influences and styles? It's a question that has plagued our culture since the dawn of time - or at least since the band's first EP release in 2005. Are they a folk group, setting out to represent modest America with their strings and earthy vocals? A coffee shop- dwelling indie band that prides itself on its bassless, carefree vibe? Do their rapid beats and peppy lyrics even designate them to the baroque pop realm? With their downhome guitar plucking, West African drum patterns and lack of a bass play- er, stamping a label on the band is as enigmatic as Gwyneth Pal- trow's singing career. The release of No Color makes classifying The Dodos even more challenging: The daring work puts a twist on their already distinctive music, infusing their well-known thumping percussion and frantic guitar lines with new tones and instrumentation. COURTESYOFFRENCHKISS "Guess which of us isn't wearing pants..." It's a clever fusion of light, style a step further. Their airy moods and intense jolts aggressive instruments are of sound that continues to set textured with softer tones that them apart from the rest of the are unheard in their past work, music world. like the ghostly female vocal- Opening the album with ist in "Don't Try to Hide It" or fast-paced beats and ener- the slow, steady violin line that gy, "Black Night" is an easy floats through "Companions." reminder of what has made Even Long's vocals take on a The Dodos stand out over the new dynamic as he replaces his past six years. Every aspect usual abruptness with a gen- of the song is vibrant, distinct tIer, graceful feeling in "When and strong, since there is no Will You Go." Long once told online music magazine Perfect Sound Forever One guitar, that he understands everyone's urgency to categorize his band, one drum kit saying "It's necessary for the 1 human brain to label and cat- endless joy egorize things." However, it may be time to finally put the ques- tion of The Dodos' genre to rest. No Color has proven that the keyboard or weighty bass to band's style - with its charged muddle the band's sounds. The percussion and folksy guitar - track is clean, spirited and is is completely its own. Trying only enhanced by lead vocalist to squeeze the upbeat, some- Meric Long as he sings, "Black times twangy hues into common night, blackness / When I groupings just wouldn't do the wanted you, how I haunted you band justice, as they've carved / All to myself." It's an enchant- their own genre in the music ing song with few comparisons, world. And really, we should be too colorful to dump in a black- focusing on mysteries that really and-white genre category. matter'- like Lady Gaga's gen- Other tracks on No Color der, or if we believe in life after take The Dodos' matchless love. "I may look like this, but. I'm still way out of your league, Vanessa." A 'Beastly' rendition By TIMOTHY RABB Daily Arts Writer There's nothing like a slew of sappy teen melodramas to start the year off on a club foot. First "I Am Number Four" and now this? Alex Pettyfer needs a better agent, lest he become a Pat- tinson protege. At least "Number Four" Beay had pretty At Quality16 W explosions, and Rave morphing dogs and alien tor- CBS Films ture devices to punctuate the boring story and one-dimen- sional characters with a faint glimmer of potential. And self- awareness alone is enough to make trash cinema tolerable - at least Michael Bay has no problem admitting his movies are crap. Read the Reuters report about his deprecating "Transformers 2" commentary if you need proof. "Beastly," on the other hand, is distinctively bad and doesn't know it. The first thing that's likely to bother you is how the "Beauty and the Beast" premise just doesn't fit a contemporary set- ting. Handsome rich kid Kyle Kingson humiliates a teenage witch (Mary-Kate Olsen, "New York Minute"), so she curses him with a bad case of the uglies, covering him with more unsight- ly tattoos than the cast of Dr. Drew's "Sober House." Now Kyle needs to find a woman to love him within a year, or he'll bear the curse forever. After spending a year as a her- mit in a lonely NYC apartment, poorly made, it's outright immor- he begins to follow a former high al. Yes, immorality may feel like school classmate named Lindy a foreign concept in a review of (Vanessa Hudgens, "High School a modern retelling of a Disney Musical 3"). One bad drug deal film (emphasis on "modern," and a few death threats later, especially if you've seen "Song Lindy is living under Kyle's pro- of the South"), but it's true. For tection. Love ensues. example, when Kyle tries to woo While we're taking blasphe- his lovely housemate with lavish mous liberties with the settings gifts, she reacts with disgust. His and storylines of the classics, housekeeper and tutor both tell why not have the Sharks and him that a woman of her caliber Jets duke it out in a dance-off won't be bought. So what's Kyle's in Cloud City? Lando Calrissian natural solution to this problem? can be one of the judges. Sarcasm Why, he takes her to his father's aside, a remake should choose its multimillion dollar beach house, setting and characters carefully of course! to glean something new from a And to honor an age-old familiar story. All you'll glean story that conveys the themes from "Beastly" is its inherent of benevolence and compassion, absurdity. how does the story resolve the rift between Kyle and his absen- tee father? Sic Sabrina-the-evil- teenage-witch on him for a bit Stick to CBS of comeuppance at the very end! That's right folks, vengeance is TV, NPH. OK, so long as it's wrought by the protagonist. Sure, "Beastly" may earn a bit of praise for being carefree and Worse yet, the characters have nostalgic, but too often "care- flat personalities and speak with free" borders the "lackadaisical." the brashness of preadolescents Even the timeless lesson of love who've just learned their first over vanity takes a dreadful beat- dirty word. A poignant conversa- ing when it's articulated by Pet- tion about life and love devolves tyfer. If you ever suspect Kyle's into a joke about "a baboon ridiculously colloquial speech scratching his ass." Neil Patrick and idiotic jokes are an accurate Harris's role as Kyle's blind tutor reflection of the American teen, reduces the adversity of blind- save yourself the misery of child- ness to an offensive punch line. rearing. Someone should've told him Granted, you'll probably crack to go back to "How I Met Your a smile by the time the movie's Mother" where he belongs. through. But good luck figuring But these problems pale in out whether you're pleased with light of a glaring fairytale hypoc- the fairytale ending or relieved risy the likes of which you've that the feature-length torture is never seen. "Beastly" isn't just finally over. 014 r