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known for hate-speech slogans
like "God hates fags." Members
of the church and like-minded
individuals have been seen pick-
eting the streets of Ann Arbor in
recent years, and last week the
U.S. Supreme Court ruled that
the Church's infamous staged
protests of military funerals are
protected under the First Amend-
ment. Smith says his intention
is to "defang" the organization
through what he deems his "dopey
Reactions to the film's Sun-
dance screening have been
mixed, which is just the way
Smith likes it.
"People who hate it, hate it with
vitriol and fire," he said proudly.
The filmmaker is billing "Red
State," also starring recent Oscar
winner Melissa Leo ("The Fight-
er"), as his second-to-last directo-
"I want to finish with movies
that ar' fucking weir' out there,
compelling, unnerving, disturb-
ing, controversial," Smith said.
"That's art, dude."
But of potentially more interest
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to Michigan residents is the film
Smith plans to make after "Red
State": his professed final movie,
the hockey-themed "Hit Some-
body." The film will be based on
the Warren Zevon song written
by Detroit Free Press columnist
Mitch Albom, who licensed the
rights to Smith after making him
promise to film the production in
"Detroit's going to serve us so
well," Smith said. "There are cer-
tain parts of Detroit where they
stopped building right around
the time where our movie takes
place." He added that he plans to
keep his promise even if Repub-
lican Gov. Rick Snyder's recent
proposal to severely cut the state's
film tax incentives passes into law.
"If the rebate goes away, yeah,
it definitely makes (filming) a little
more problematic, but you know,
a promise is a promise," Smith
maintained. "I'm locked in with
Detroit and not in a way that I
No matter how his career plays
out, Smith is making sure he
doesn't take the safe roa . "I want
to end making sure nobody goes
'meh,' "he said.
And if the pastis any indication,
he'll end with a hell of a sound bite.
CW should shed 'Wedding'."
By KELLY ETZ two trainers: Nicky Holender, a
For theDaily former professional soccer player
and trainer of "elite" celebrities
"Shedding for the Wedding" like former Hefner girlfriend
has everything it takes to become Kendra Wilkinson, and Jennifer
the tackiest show on TV. In the Cohen, a personal trainer special-
premiere izing in group fitness. After the
of this new *, ...;. "ass-kicking" workout, designed
weight-loss/ to "push their buttons and tick
wedding Shedding for them off," the nine couples are
reality show the Weddi ready to try on their dream wed-
hybrid, nine t e ding dresses and tuxedos.
couples com- Pilot Things get emotional at the
pete to win bridal boutique as the women
their dream Wednesdays at 9p.m. express their anxiety to wedding
wedding. CW planner Brian Worley. Watch-
Each pair has ing the brides-to-be try on their
a different party theme in mind, future dream dresses is more
ranging from "beach romance" than a little uncomfortable. The
to "football." One memorable dresses can't be zipped up and
couple decides on a "Greek week" appear to be held together in,
wedding, complete with a mono- the back by industrial clamps.
grammed beer pong table to keep Whether intentional or not, it
it "classy." feels as though the show is poking
Host Sara Rue, of recent fun at the future brides. Even if
Weight Watchers fame, guides the trip was meant to provide the
the couples through each work- women with a goal, it ultimately
out and challenge. The first work- (and unnecessarily) reinforces
out introduces the audience to the their discomfort, while display-
ing it fo
r the world. five minutes teaching the couples
, the couples engage in about healthy eating. The rest of
rst challenge. Each pair the time, the show is merely rein-
ance continuously, while forcing the ideal American body
their combined heart shape as the only way to achieve
've 250. As time progress- a sense of completeness. Though
combined heart rate the each couple is obviously already
must maintain continues ina serious relationship, that isn't
ase. During the challenge, enough. They must also liter-
re some unfortunate gag- ally "fit in" to the biased ideals of
ises from one couple, and American society.
mpt at doing "the worm" Though the show isn't as hor-
s miserably. rifying as others in its league
(like "Bridalplasty"), it's still a
problem. Despite what "Shed-
least add a ding for the Wedding" is lead-
ing the American viewing public
Xy v ampire. to believe, a wedding isn't about
y v e trying to squeeze into a size two
dress. Wedding dresses come in
all sizes, just like people do. Try-
is point, it is crystal clear ing to be healthy is a noble goal,
tedding for the Wedding" but these contestants should be
letely ridiculous. Though doing it for the right reasons.
re to become healthier is Despite the negative underly-
he only attempt the show ing message, "Shedding for the
at addressing healthy Wedding" - as a fluff show on
s to have Ashley Koff, a a fluff network - delivers some
onal nutritionist, spend laughs, if only outof disbelief.
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