The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Friday, February 18, 2011 - 7 'The Eagle' won't fly A step up from dubstep Swords sandals and controlled south by the histori- cal Hadrian's Wall - to reclaim Channing Tatum's the lost eagle and, effectively, his family's name. Along for the bad accent ride is his slave, Esca (Jamie Bell, "Billy Elliot"), a British native By STEPHEN OSTROWSKI who helps navigate treacherous Deputy Magazine Editor terrain and stubborn regional countrymen. Outmuscled by "300," "Gladi- Bell's convincing turn ,as the ator" and other steroidal jug- stoic but contemptuous Esca is gernauts, Kevin Macdonald's one of the lone bright spots in ("The Last King an otherwise gloomy Hollywood of Scotland") revision of Roman history. While slickly shot but Bell breathes life into the mas- unconvinc- ter/slave dynamic that provides ingly acted and one of the film's more interest- unevenly paced At Quality16 ing subplots - will Esca turn "The Eagle" and Rave on Marcus on his home turf? - is the latest Tatum's uninspired performance unmemorable Focus Features suffocates it. Tatum flirts with a flick strong- faux accent from scene to scene, armed to the children's table in frequently relapsing to a mum- the over-saturated historical epic blecore that harkens to his danc- market. ing days in the first "Step Up" The ever-brooding Chan- installment. Given Tatum's acting ning Tatum ("Dear John") slips chops - he gave an exceptional, into gladiator sandals as hotshot visceral performance as Antonio Roman military officer Marcus in Dito Montiel's "A Guide to Rec- Flavius Aquila, whose father's ognizing Your Saints" - the fact Ninth Legion was infamously that his soundly-coiffed Caesar squelched by opposition war- cut is the most authentic part of riors in enemy territory in 120 his performance is regrettable. A.D. Lost in battle was the film's The rest of the cast proves namesake: a golden eagle said deflating as well. While Tatum to represent the glory of Rome. at least engages in vernacular Purely symbolic, yes, but the warfare, most of his Roman coun- Romans are pretty pissed off that terparts wave the white flag and the elder Aquila coughed it up. surrender to a dull, American Honorably discharged after "Office Space" drone suggesting suffering an injury in battle, that under their antiquated garb Marcus treks to northern Britain are pleated Dockers and a cozy - separated from the Roman- 401K. Accountability does not rest strictly with the cast, as a dry script births stale dialogue bet- ter served in a stock sports flick, which ultimately blunts and trivi- alizes the characters' oft-conten- tious relationships. Fortunately,wellcraftedaction scenes.add some necessary spark to a sometimes inching story. Though the combat sequences offer nothing new, their attention to detail helps articulate the com- plex dynamic between the film's leads. Attractive frames of the handsome, Middle Earth-esque landscape also add some visual punch, with a rough, expansive countryside subtly highlighting the magnitude of the characters' caper. Yet a magnetic aesthetic is not enough to combat a narrative that more often than not emo- tionally and intellectually short- sells its audience. Alas, on a supplementary note, was there ever much hope for "The Eagle?" To be awkwardly sandwiched between power- ful weekend releases like "Just Go With It" and Justin Bieber's "Never Say Never" 3-D docu- mentary is a marginalizing fate for any film to suffer, much less one with comparatively dim star power. Perhaps only a rogue "Twilight" release could mute a messy Sandler-with-Aniston rom-com and the almost endemic puppy love for the Bieb. Such is obviously not the case, and this eagle, hardly flashing unique feathers, is ultimately left croon- ing an unbecoming swan song. 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If Burial's Untrue was the songs fail tograbit. of ambas- the sound of pop's ghosts cutting Because Blake sits on a sort for the through atmospheretoward emo- of nebulous divide, its songs do - but James Blake tion, then James Blake grabbed too. Looking for the warmth and it comes the baton, sat down at the piano openness of the singer-song- to it, James Blake and decided to let them rest in writer? These songs won't pro- nusic's so peace and do it alone. vide that cleanly but emotional ed from A&t/Atlas James Blake doesn't sound release. Looking for bangers, or ep's dis- much like anything else right more appropriately, bumpers? ons that it falls somewhere now, but shares common ground ar beyond it. There's pre- with a growing renaissance in ion for bass, syrupy key- electronic music vocals. If we're Blake lively on s, low BPMs and all - sure. to trace it back, any number an artist, Blake is now cut- of relevant name-drops would debut album loser on territory we might help explain things. Prince, '90s t be as willing to admit lov- R&B, D'Angelo, early house ... in ecause when all is said and it all, there's a willful desire to James Blake, his singular expose the singer but manipu- These songs have their moments. is a chilly piece of white late his or her voice. Nicolas Jaar Blake is an album filled with great susic. is doing it in the house context, moments, wading mid-tempo in e 22-year-old producer- How To Dress Well's carving his unfamiliarterritory, butyou wish d-midnight soul man's third own niche, and even, say, Autre Blake would dig into both pools ourth EPs hinted at the Ne Veut's pop is reveling in the even deeper. . CMYK, released in 2010, proximity and distance of his Songs like "The Wilhelm d the dub game a bit, with own vocals. Blake's treatment of Scream" condense everything d vocal samples, stuttering his voice echoes these contem- Blake's done well into four-and- and ketamine keyboards. poraries, but treads transparent a-half minutes. With a steady Klavierwerke, his second water. metronomic pace, Blake croons, elease, pulled the rug from Like any great producer, the "I don't know about my dreams / the wobblers. Here, Blake's talent is clear in Blake's atten- I don't know about my dreamin' and keys subdued, spaces tion to detail. His beats, chords anymore" as lines of melody drip left blank and the only voice and grooves swerve and lock and spin around him. Building e whole thing was Blake's with steely precision, tension and to a furious surge of texture, he Topping the year with a color. The songs without "beats" repeats his mantra, admitting, of Feist's "Limit To Your per se make their own; wheth- "All that I know is / I'm fallin', " with its stately piano, hol- er paired with piano or vocals fallin', fallin' / might as well fall" lences and Blake's voice in flipped up and down on a chro- and we're more than willingto go ude, reviews seemed afraid matic dial ranging from ghoulish' with him - even if we know he n usherthe word ... "singer- sub-bass to a tender falsetto col- can fall further. Shakespeare on the screen 'Gnomeo' garden variety Disney By LUCY PERKINS Daily Arts Writer This Sunday, a house full of lucky Londoners will have the opportunity to see London's National The- atre perform one of Shake- NT Live speare's greatest King Lear tragedies: "King Lear." But they Sunday at won't be the 7 p.M. only audience Michigan Theater - across the Tickets from $12 ocean, theater lovers in Ann Arbor will be watching, too. Enoch Brater, an LSA profes- sor of dramatic literature, spoke in praise of the broadcast. "Theater is a handcrafted art in an age of mass production, and not everyone has the opportunity to travel to theaters and see a pro- duction like this," he said. According to Truly Render, press and marketing coordinator for the University Music Society, Ann Arborites have consistently filled the Michigan Theater for National Theatre live broadcasts. This is the second year UMS has collaborated with the Michi- gan Theater on the program. Past broadcasts include "FELA!," "Hamlet" and Complicite's "A Dis- appearing Number." "I think people are simply hungry for high-quality cultural experier e-mail it "King turies a relevant puts his test to p The tw him, bu says she her love Lear di: spirals i ing in C "It'sa tionalf begins, whole f the diss and the 01 t( Brate globally one can "(Sha stantly over th compan alike," B us." In sp appeal, Shakesp nces," Render wrote in an and demandingworks to perform. nterview. Accordingto Brater, the lead must g Lear" was written ten- have an incredible amount of go, but its values are still stamina. . In the play, King Lear "It's attracted the talents of three daughters through a some of the greatest actors of all rove their devotion to him. time, and this is the case for this. o older daughters flatter production," he said. "It's icing on t the youngest, Cordelia,. thecake for anygreatShaespea ; has no words to describe ian actor." e for him. Angered, King In the past, Christopher Plum- sowns her and the family mer and Laurence Olivier have nto chaos, ultimately end- taken on the role. This production ordelia's death. will feature British actor Derek a classic play of a dysfunc- Jacobi, who was a founding mem- family," Brater said. "It ber of the Royal National The- with the dissolution of a atre and appears in "The King's amily, but it also signifies Speech." olution of a whole society Render noted the broadcast whole world." offers a different experience to live theater. "The cinematography is not d play new static - it's not simply a camera nevT on a tripod filming from the back echnology of the house," she wrote. "The performances at the National are (selected) in advance to allow cameras greater freedom in the r added that the play is auditorium." appreciated because any- Render also noted that each relate to its themes. broadcast includes pre-show kespeare's) plays are con- interviews and behind-the-scenes redone in productions all footage so audiences can glimpse .e world by professional what goes on before the curtain ies and student theater rises. trater said. "It's all around "Audiences are makingconnec- tions and really taking the deep site of the play's general dive after seeing NT Live perfor- "King Lear" is one of mances," she wrote. "And that is seare's most challenging such a great thing to see." By MACKENZIE METER For the Daily What's in a gnome? It could be glass, ceramic or just plain plastic. Or those gnomes could be sworn enemies tak- ing part in an ages-long bat- Gnomeo tIe, in which and Julet case they're probably com- At Quality 16 posed purely and Rave of bitterness and revenge. Walt Disney Pictures While a bit kitschy, "Gnomeo & Juliet" actu- ally provides a good introduction to the next generation of Shake- speare lovers. In fair Verona where we lay our scene (or, in some English suburb) two families are divided by a feud and one wall of their British row- house. However, the story cen- ters not on the actual hate-filled Capulets and the Montagues, but rather on the feud between the Red and Blue gnomes who inhab- it their backyards. The unprecedentedly sexy Gnomeo (James McAvoy, "Want- ed"), the son of the Blue ruler- queen Lady Bluebury (Maggie Smith, "Harry Potter"), has been laden with the task of keeping the Reds at bay ever since his father was tragically smashed. Accordingly, it seems neces- sary for the deliciously Scottish- accented Gnomeo to engage with the loathsome Red named Tybalt (Jason Statham, "The Mechanic") in a cheese-tastic lawnmower race, resulting in the destruc mower catalys the wa the res Mea all Jul DevilV have a a partic ing in alley, s the cos matter brick tion") t plot by their I sour, G into th Juliet a straigh tion of the Blues' lawn- essential to warn that Kleenex is . This action provides the unnecessary. t for the tension between While a good introduction to rring gnome colonies for Shakespeare, the film has one t of the film. downfall - its lack of respect nwhile, on the Red side, for the classic tragedy. Between liet (Emily Blunt, "The savage, destructive lawnmow- Wears Prada") wants is to ers, brainless lines like "Let's little fun. When she spies kick some grass" and the whole ularly lovely flower grow- concept of a Shakespearean a greenhouse across the adaptation told through gnomes, he resolves to sneak out of it seems that some archetypal nfines of the backyard no messages of love and loss are how her father Lord Red- forgotten in the script. However, (Michael Caine, "Incep- remastered Elton John songs like tries to deter her. When a "Don't Go Breaking My Heart," the Blues for revenge over "Crocodile Rock" and the newly broken lawnmower goes minted Elton John-Lady Gaga nomeo finds himself flung track "Hello Hello" provide a e very same greenhouse as nice distraction from the mind- :nd, well, the film is pretty lessness for the older-than-eight tforward from there. crowd. Additionally, utterly hilarious lines from a Spanish- accented pink flamingo named Featherstone (Jim Cummings, "The Princess and the Frog") and Gnomeo Juliet's sidekick, Nanette (Ash- n e ley Jensen, TV's "Ugly Betty") provide some breathers from the sometimes-tedious plot. Audi- will the star-crossed lov- ences should also look out for ref- able to-overcome the ten- erences to other Shakespearean between their families plays, especially a particularly ter yet, evade the tragic well handled proclamation of the which undoubtedly await famous line, "Out, damned spot!" Will they perish in each by Juliet early on in the film. arms, realizing that their Generally speaking, this is a ill only have a chance in cute film. Its intent isto introduce xt life? Let's answer these Shakespeare, which it does - g questions with another moderately - and to tell the story Is this a Disney movie? to children in a way that's relat- answer is yes, it is a Dis- able. While it might come across vie. Without spoiling the as gratuitous and corny at times, for the droves of Uni- its essential message is a timeless students that will surely one: Fight for true love, because o the theaters, it seems it doesn't come around too often. But ers be sion 1 or, bet deaths them? others' love w the nec burning query: The ney mo ending versity flock t MERCE From Page 6 "With Merce, it's almost like everyone has their own narra- tive and experiences the work differently, and I think so many students are gonna groove on the music 'cause it's so great." 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