.8A- Monday, February 14, 2011 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com 8A - Monday, February 14, 2011 The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom ALBUM REVIEW Sick of 'la vida loca' FILM REVIEW An illustrious 'Illusionist' 'Sexo' proves album Musica + Alma + Sexo. Even with all the time that Ricky Martin's has passed since his career's golden age, the artist's sound irrelevance has changed surprisingly little: Musica +Alma + Sexo is trapped By CHLOE STACHOWIAK in the same predictable club DailyArts Writer rhythms, tiresome melodies and Spanish pickup lines as Ricky Martin is America's his past work. It's like listen- pesky younger brother. For ing to the pop charts 10 years years we've screamed at him ago, a musical catastrophe we to get out of thought we escaped with the our rooms A downfall of*NSYNC. and just leave "Mis" is one of these unsur- us alone, sick M M n prisingly mainstream songs, of still hear- eerily similar in style to the ing songs like Musica+ radio megahits of the past. "Shake Your Alma+Sexo With its heavy refrain and fast- Bon-Bon" on paced beat, it's easy to be trans- the radio and Columbia ported to the simpler times of even sicker singing in front of a bedroom of hearing them in the back- mirror with a hairbrush. The ground of cheap commercials track is equipped with vigor and movie soundtracks. Even and Martin's bold vocals, but at his peak of popularity in the still leaves something to be early 2000s, his was the kind of desired. Nothing sets it apart music that sends shivers down from other Latin club songs or any self-respecting listener's earlier American music, and it spine - obnoxious melodies, lacks the charisma of "Livin' over-the-top sexual innuendos La Vida Loca" and other over- and shallowness have over- played Martin classics. whelmed Martin's songs since The album continues its his first U.S. album release in trend of mediocrity with tracks 1999. Despite our pleas to dis- like "Sera Sera" and "No Te appear, he has been lingering Miento." Though they aren't in our culture for over a decade. awful, the songs don't offer From "MTV Diary" specials to anything the 2000s didn't give Broadway performances, there us. Like most of the tracks on has been no escape from the Musica + Alma + Sexo, they're Puerto Rican pop star who lively but outdated, best should have fizzled out in the reserved for crappy nightclubs late '90s. and middle-aged women look- As if his tabloid and daytime ingto stay young. talk show appearances weren't Other songs, like "The Best enough, Martin is attempt- Thing About Me Is You," rep- ing to make yet another come- resent mainstream music at its back with the release of the absolute worst. The album's COURTEsY OF COLUM5IA dance beats are replaced with unbearable sappiness - com- plete with sugary guitars, a bubbly female vocalist and terrible lyrics. Nausea is inevi- table when listening to the track, which is full of witless phrases like, "The doctor says something wrong with me / The smile on my face has no remedy." It's an overbearing romance song that should have died out with the boy band craze, too simple and sweet to provide listeners with real sub- stance. There is a time and a place for early pop music - unfortu- nately for Ricky Martin, that time was over a decade ago. Musica + Alma + Sexo hasn't evolved with the rest of its genre. Maybe Martin is nos- talgic for the good old days of "She Bangs" and "Nobody Wants to Be Lonely," or maybe he's too intimidated to com- pete with superstars like Lady Gaga and Ke$ha. Or maybe he's just modeling his career after the Hanson Brothers - how many unsuccessful comebacks have they made since the '90s, again? By ANDREW LAPIN DailyArts Writer "The Illusionist" is one of those time-capsule films, with a style so quaint and unassuming it seems transplanted in whole from another era. And it may The IliusioniSt have arrived at the wrong At the State time for audi- Sony Pictures Classics ences to prop- erly enjoy it - or at least American audiences, for whom. any discussion of the film needs to be prefaced with, "Yes, it's a movie about a magi- cian, but it's not the one starring Edward Norton." But the magic (for lack of a bet- ter word) of this new "Illusionist" - nominated for a Best Animated Feature Oscar - is worth any confusion it may cause. Which is good, because its background is about to get a lot more confus- ing. Ready? It's based on a semi- autobiographical script written in 1956 by legendary French film- maker Jaques Tati ("Playtime"), now deceased - which would certainly help explain the "from another time period" thing. And it was adapted into animation by director Sylvain Chomet, best known for "The Triplets of Belleville," who modeled the title character's demeanor and appearance after Tati himself, or more accurately after the version of himself he often played in his films (a bumbling, Chaplinesque figure named Mr. Hulot). It would certainly seem at first glance like the decades of discon- nect between script and screen would prevent "The Illusion- ist" from escaping its trappings as a great mind's afterthought, a past-its-expiration piece of film-buff fluff. Many elements of Tati's original vision were altered in the finished prod- uct, including the fundamen- tal medium through which the story is told. But the film some- how transcends its curio status, quite magnificently. Think of its long road to production as the extravagant setup to a really great trick, the kind that makes an audience cheer while asking, "How did they do that?" Turns out that Tati and Chom- et were naturally made for each other. Both share a penchant for elegant, complex scene construc- tion and surrealist slapstick. Both view dialogue as an intrusion on a film's aesthetic appeal. And both use their films to satirize the chaos of the modern world. To this mix, Chomet adds one element essential for viewers: He gets us to care about the plights of certifiably bizarre characters. This is why we root for the film's aging magician Tatischeff as he bumbles through increas- ingly smaller venues, performing the same old parlor tricks and carefully rolling up his same old poster so he can take it to the next gig. It's why we root for Alice, a young maid who's astounded by his talents and follows him to Edinburgh, where she keeps, insisting he buy her expensive gifts (thinking he makes them magically appear, when in fact he blows through his paltry sav- ings to please her). And it's why we root for a background motley crew of yesterday's entertain- ers, including a down-on-his- luck ventriloquist and a suicidal clown. Everyone here is dealing in some way or another with encroaching loneliness, the sense that the world they once knew has passed them by. Tatischeff keeps indulging Alice's materi- alistic urges because he desper- ately needs someone around who respects and admires him, no matter what the cost. It's a sad thought and a distinctly human one - the idea that you'll wake up one day with no one fulfilling that need. Forget dying alone; living alone is the hard part. The magic connoisseurs who didn't get into Hogwarts. Chomet communicates this longing with hilarious set pieces, the best one involving a cigar- chomping American and his shiny car. Unsurprisingly for fans of "Belleville," Chomet accom- plishes some incredible things with his animation, like sweeping panoramas of the Scottish coun- tryside. And he does it all while still honoring Tati's legacy as an old-world artist and performer, giving him what his characters can only dream about: one more moment in the sun. Yesterday's unrealized idea : becomes " today's masterpiece. What a trick. 1"ORIERING ON CH AOS: MEXIC'S FAILED DRUG WAR UAILN CAHLOIDAL11mu jPHOEBECLt EHNEII 111 { R AH H ILL . '~tG tBER~iA$ A CO-SPONSORED BY LATINA/0 STUDIES PROGRAM 'folio 0