6A - Wednesday, September 8, 2010 The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom . achete' slices for slicing's sake" Danny Trejo has a thing for blades in wild and violent action flick By TIMOTHY RABB DailyArts Writer Most of us would likely agree the most absurd entries in the modern "B-movie" tra- dition are those pretending to be so much more than * what their shallow content suggests. Critics have been M complaining for years that films that once bore the At Quality 16 definitive marks of B-movie- and Rave dom - namely, shamelessly 20th Century Fox shoddy production values - have undergone a grotesque transformation into the well funded, polished blockbuster drivel of today. Fortunately, a timely double feature titled "Grindhouse" (directed by Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez) was precisely the film fans of a violent, blood-spattered exploita- tion film genre had been waiting for. It set in motion a new wave of appreciation for a gritty form of entertainment, a medium that seemed lost when mainstream Hollywood reinvented it for monetary gain. Rest assured the true B-movies of yesterday are back with a ven- geance, particularly if Machete Cortez (Danny Trejo, "Con Air") has anything to say about it. "Machete" is a politically fueled thriller about an ex-Federale whose penchant for sharp objects and brutal manner of dealing with evil men will have right-wing moralists and immigration officials talking for the next decade, and rightly so. Machete has stunning pros and crippling cons, but throughout all the chaos, it never once gives us the impression that it takes itself seriously; for that alone, it deserves a measure of our approval. As for any perceived political or racial moti- vations, there are none in reality. It's simply the good old Tarantino formula appropriated by Rodriguez: Take an exploited demograph- ic, give them omnipotent strength, turn them against their aggressors and watch the fire- works. It's a work of paracinema that will both offend and disgust, but it somehow manages a successful combination of the glamorized, crowd-friendly violence that pervades Holly- wood and the downright sadism of films like "I Spit on Your Grave." "Machete" loses points for its extreme sac- rilege that's devoid of humor and serves no See MACHETE, Page 7A "Act now and get the complete set for only four easy payments of $9.95!" A ballet biopic to make you bawl By CARLY STEINBERGER DailyArts Writer Although at times rivet- ing, "Mao's Last Dancer" is riddled with sentimental, gratuitously melodramatic s moments. The story alone is Danw& what makes At the the movie tol- Michigan erable, coun- Godwyn terbalancing the over-the- top artistic vision. "Mao's Last Dancer" is the story of Li Cunxin, a Chinese ballet dancer with peasant roots who receives the opportunity to dance in America in the 1980s. -The film is adapted from Li's autobiography and directed by Bruce Beresford ("Driving Miss Daisy"): Upon his arrival in Houston, Li wishes to main- tain his Maoist beliefs, but he quickly and happily gets sucked into an American lifestyle of liberal spending and free atti- tude. Throughout the rest of the film, Li struggles to find a bal- ance between these two distinct worlds. There's no denying that "Dancer" is entertaining, as it's a recreation of a very com- pelling story. The film does an especially good job at juxtapos- ing '80s China and '80s Texas. The dancing in the film is also quite beautiful; it seizes audi- ences and transports them to a different kind of theater, mak- ing them feel like they're watch- ing a real ballet. Newcomer Chi Cao does a convincing job of playing Li. A leader at the Birmingham Royal Ballet Company, Cao dances the part of Li with elegance. He even manages to deliver a solid performance outside of the dancing, believable as the naive, abashed Chinese peasant experiencing the culture of the United States for the first time. But along with the intrigue, the film has a few too many senselessly sappy moments. When Li dances in front of an audience in Houston for the first time, he freezes up just as he's about to begin, and has a dra- matic flashback to his childhood in China that's obviously trying to evoke an emotional reaction. This moment, like many others in the movie, simply feels too contrived. The film begs its viewers to tear up. Take the moment near the end when Li's parents come to America to see their son per- form professionally for the first time. After he finishes danc- ing, his parents are escorted on stage, whereupon the family cries incessantly and Li collaps- Culture clash and crying abound in 'Last Dancer' es to the ground. Regardless of whether this moment was included in Li's autobiography, it should have been omitted or portrayed in a different man- ner in the film. As presented, it feels grossly affected and schmaltzy. "Mao's Last Dancer" is worth at least one viewing; Li Cunxin's true story definitely holds atten- tion. But after that, one may find it too corny to bear. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT " DAILY ARTS WRITERS... BIG SHOES. CAN YOU FILL THEM? E-mai joinats@umich.edu for information on applying to Daily Arts. America's Next Mao's Last Dancer. 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