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Looking for something more added. "Professore Vacanti would've liberty. thinking of hiding in a closet for the just about every option out there,"
authentic than local favorite Pizza been proud of me. Or maybe I "Did we eat too many rest of its life hoping to be forgotten said National Greek Board
AT SI G Barn, the group had decided to should say would've been feiro di Doritoes? Maybe. Throw a little and never found. President, Henry Boggins. "There
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CAV TAKt o a n pfesore Vacant fuse deserve to have a little fun too. And letter combinations to begin with, so
a'S not like it hurt anyone," said the you had to know it was coming."
O N6LAW FIR MM46 year-old Fineman. "In fact, I The news certainly left the
ink the students should be thank- GREEK Greek System in a state of turmoil,
A S CLIENT i... I was so hungover the next day as rumors began to fly immediately.
A local college adv IH.f (I l that I just gave everyone Aa SY STEM Some suggested a move to a 4-etter
taking on the law. 'v 1u uL I anyway. I think it worked in their system, while others questioned why
entire law firm! T'hefor RUNNING OUT it always had to be Greek. "I think
spending their se 7ahile students are demanding English is a pretty good language,"
help the lawyers gs a 'aere's no word yet on how OF LETTER said Debra Boomgarden. "I mean,
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friend of Danny's, recalled. It was As were Professor R Police rep
STAU- like we time-warped into Italy or Dr. Denise Carrol's. Where was became agitated
something. The waiter came over everyone during the last-minute Book on who w
and started talking in Italian! Um... question frenzy? Apparently, tailgat- altercation ensu
what? I had no idea what to do." ing. several blows to
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afidence, "I'm gonna rent."
Mick tells the story of renting
apartment, which is "waaaaay
aper than buying one", which led
renting movies, renting cars and
n renting his textbooks.

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experience quickly turned into
scary situation yesterday wh
sophomore Danny Rivers and I
friends realized that the Itali
restaurant that they had chosen :f
lunch... was completely Italia
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