The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Tuesday, April 6, 2010 - 5 A beautiful nightmare Lucille's balls Oscar nominee for Best Foreign Film gives a haunting look at pre-Nazi Germany By NICK COSTON DailyArts Writer The German Expressionism style of film- making reached its peak during World War I. The two most famous examples of the era were Robert Wiene's "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" and Fritz Lang's "Metropolis." All ****E German Expressionist films have two things in common: The White they take place in worlds that Ribbon defy logic, realism, light and even physics. And, according At the to film theorist Sigfried Kra- Michigan cauer, they foretell the rise of Sony Pictures Nazi Germany. Classics Unlike the impossible geometry of the world in "Caligari," Michael Haneke's "The White Rib- bon," last year's winner of the Palme d'Or at the Cannes Film Festival, is set against a landscape that could have very well existed in the Weimar Republic; in fact, it's idyllic. It's a lovely little village where trees sway gently in the spring and roads are caked in pure white snow in the winter. It's the people who live there who are the Expressionist nightmares. Because here in Eichwald, everyone is a mon- ster. Fathers beat their children, sometimes in the name of discipline, sometimes as a gross exercise of power. Husbands beat their wives, sometimes out of anger, sometimes out of bore- dom. And the wickedness of the village is only escalating. The only adult with a discernible moral compass is our narrator and guide, the wimpy schoolteacher (newcomer Christian Friedel), a man helpless, if not useless, in his investigation of the village's recent atrocities committed by an unknown malevolence. Children are a mercurial force in storytell- "Quit looking at my broach." ing. When they are harmed, their attacker is automatically vilified. When they are the iniq- uitous ones, they are more dangerous than any adult they encounter. Above all, when their performances exceed those of their grown-up costars, they can haunt the audience in a way that an older actor never could. "The White Ribbon" employs its children in all three forms. While the film's adults are impenetrable masks of cruelty save the young teacher, its kids are multidimensional. They accept their corporal puniwshments with clasped fingers and pious smiles. Their faces morph from filial sorrow to vindictive rage in a blink. They express a strange and pressing desire to visit the oft-injured townsfolk. Scariest of all is to know what these children will become. We see them in their larval stage, before they wield any influence and exert it in horrific ways. Their parents are the devils for now, but history will demonstrate soon enough that the little ones learn from Mom and Dad and devolve through yet newer and crueler methods. Plenty of films have featured Nazis; only Haneke dares to examine how they were made. A film such as this, fueled by hatred, has to reflect that vitriol in its camera's frame. Images are stark, barren; movement is scarce. "The White Ribbon" was nominated for Best Cinematography in addition to its Foreign Language Film nod, and rightfully so. Every shot from cinematographer Christian Berger ("Cach6") is as perfectly bleak, joyless and hopeless as Haneke could have crafted. His wizardry is in taking the perfectly pleasant aesthetic of a little German village dotted with wooden houses, horse-drawn carriages and bales of hay beside a barn and transforming it into the gates of Hell. The film is not satisfying in the traditional sense to which we are accustomed - "boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy reclaims girl" should never be expected from perpetual downer Haneke. "The White Ribbon" is not about closure or circularity. It's not about stum- bling across a crime scene and tracking down the culprit. It's about the lessons taught by a generation in power to its children, and those are seldom as simple as we'd like them to be. It might not provide any answers, but "The White Ribbon" asks questions brilliantly. Ilove Lucy. I really do. Ilove everything about Lucille Ball from her bright orange hair and poofy '50s dresses to her vita- meataveg- amin and her chocolate factory antics. She's an icon of - comedy, TV CAROLYN and Ameri- KLARECKI cana and deservedly so. Lucille Ball was a BAMF. Surprisingly, my Lucy rants haven't been met with unbridled passion and enthusiasm. In fact, most people are indifferent to Lucy, or worse. It's a sad truth, but because she portrayed a housewife in an era when feminism and sex- ism were at the forefront of the culture war, Lucy has a bit of a bad rap. Here's the thing: Lucille Ball was anything but the complacent housewife figure she portrayed. Like most earlytelevision shows, "I Love Lucy" started on the radio and due to its popularity on the air, the switch to TV made perfect sense. Lucy's producers urged her to follow what most shows at a the were doing: shoot- ing live in New York. But stubborn Lucy wanted oth- erwise. According to the Museum of Broadcast Communications, because she didn't want to uproot her life for the purpose of a TV show, she convinced her producers to shoot in California. She insisted that her shows be recorded on film in front of a live studio audience using three cameras. In doing so, Ball legitimized Hollywood as a site for producing TV. She was at the forefront of multi-camera formats, which would eventually become the industry standard for sitcoms. Her archived episodes of "I Love Lucy" were the firstshows to be syndicated and aired as reruns, making her a national sen- sation and creating a legacy that has lasted decades. Not only did she make these technical revolutions to the indus- try, she also shook up the cultural world of TV. Every Lucy fan knows the famous thick Cuban accent yelling in sing-song, "Lucy, I'm home?" But not many have stopped to think about the implications of a multi-racial relationship in the 1950s. We take Lucy and Ricky's TV marriage for granted. We know they were always meant to be together, but TV executives didn't see it that way. They were convinced that an all-American redhead and Cuban American would never make a believable TV couple and asked Lucy to cast a nice white man as her husband. Of course, Lucy wouldn't have it; she wanted to cast her actual husband Desi Arnaz to fill the role. We all know how the story ends: The execs gave in and Ameri- can audiences embraced Ricky and Lucy as a loving couple. It's also often overlooked that the show was produced in the height of the Red Scare and McCarthy era. Everybody in the entertainment business was at risk of being blacklisted for beingcom- munist and Lucy was no exception and was named and subpoenaed by the House Committee on Un- American Activites. What is sig- nificant, however, is that Lucy was a communist - or at least had once voted Communist, unlike many of those accused. And while Charlie Chaplin and Arthur Miller were blacklisted due to their alleged political allegiance, How Lucy changed TV. McCarthy and his cronies couldn't keep loveable Lucy away from TV. Desi Arnaz said, "The onlything Red about Lucy is her hair, and even that's not legitimate," and that sentiment allowed her to keep producing her shows. Lucille Ball combated and then revolutionized industry norms, fought against racial prejudices and circumvented McCarthy. She was an unstoppable force. But she was a housewife. She did cook and clean and contribute to that Mrs. Cleaver image that ran rampant in'50s TV. But if you look a little closer at Lucy, you'll realize how much of a role model for women she really was. She set a precedent for women. Shewas the first femaletobe a studio head, but her on-screen character was just as ballsy as the Lucy behind the scene. She was the first nationally recognized woman comedian and thus an inspiration. Because she was funny, loud and scheming, regular women could follow her lead. Ricky respected her in spite of (and also because of) her zany antics, even with his scolding "Lucy! You've got some 'splainin' to do!" Lucy meant a lot to women. She made them laugh and let them know they could make others laugh, too. She wasn'tjust another TV housewife. I love Lucy and you should too. Klarecki is not just another TV housewife. To be her Ricky, e-mail her at cklareck@umich.edu Little drama, lots of chocolate By ANT MITCHELL Daily Arts Writer When little people and chocolate come together on TV, you might expect cutesy Oompa Loompa- esque entertain- ment. The two little people star- ring in TLC's newe reality TV show e "Little Chocolat- Chocolatiers iers" don't sing, and they aren't Tuesdays orange. But it's at10 p.m. fun as fudge to TLC watch them build life-size desks, books and cassette tapes from chocolate, as well as dip limes, cel- ery, bleu cheese and God knows what else into melted confection. The two owners, Kate and Steve, are an odd mix of person- alities. Kate is creative and enthu- siastic while Steve is grouchy and awkward (and maybe just a touch obnoxious). Together, they make a couple with ridiculously non-exis- tent chemistry. When teve sets up a roman- tic surprise dinner for his wife on their anniversary, there has never been a more anti-climactic (and undoubtedly sexless) celebration of marriage. But despite the odd character quirks and the lack of any discernible sexual attraction between the couple, they're sur- prisingly likeable, and they cer- tainly can run a chocolateria with their super team of equally awk- ward teenage employees. "Little Chocolatiers" is pleas- antly different from regular cook- ing shows in which they make fancy creations and then leave it on a display platter to be admired. Not here. We get to see that chocolate radio get smashed to bits and those chocolate books chewed up and crumbled by ravenous students with a will to destroy the creations of the chocolatiers. Honestly, five minutes of watch- ing a delicate chocolate sculpture get digested is enough to regress even the most stolidly grown-up audienc want n' down t ing the moldini chocola demolit release One intervie which t versatio in ther th lea a is a tim the way up the e into five-year-olds who fast. This repetitive set up was a bit othing more than to knock of a bust and really detracted from he house of cards. Watch- what was otherwise actually quite slow but artful process of an enjoyable half-hour. g, carving and painting the An overly dramatized scene in te is therapeutic, and its which a customer compliments ion is a powerful cathartic them on their ability to run a shop at the end of each episode. despite being "midgets" was also downfall is the weird side victim to this redundant cycle. ws with Kate and Steve, in Three commercials were tagged they basically recap a con- with the teaser of this upcoming on that was perfectly clear scene, accompanied by hyper- previous scene. Maybe this bolic doom music. In the end, they politely corrected him, he politely apologized and those watching were left wondering where the hell Good lord, ' the excitement went. Good lord, there should at least have been a ere should at fist fight. All matters aside, "Little Choc- st have been olatiers" could certainly have done worse. Yes, the directors fist fight." did take advantage of an oppor- tunity to cutesy the two up in a "miniature people, big chocolates" photo shoot, but the show actually e filler, or perhaps it's just escapes without an over-emphasis the directors chose to set on the "Little" in "Little Chocolat- shots, but it gets old very iers," which is a relief. ARTS IN BRIEF CONCERT PREVIEW Battle at the Blind Pig First Annual Band Jam Tonight at 8 p.m. Blind Pig Do you love local music? Do you love charity for Haiti? Then you're in luck, because tonight at the Blind Pig several local bands will be per- OPERA PREVIEW Eco-friendly opera Die Zauberflote Tonight and tomorrow at 7:30 p.m. Walgreen Drama Center The School of Music, Theatre & Dance will host two free Opera Studio performances of a short- ened version of Mozart's opera "Die Zauberflfte" ("The Magic Flute") in Stamps Auditorium of the Walgreen Drama Center. The opera will be performed in Ger- man with English supertitles and is directed by Associate Professor of Music Robert Swedberg. Composed in 1791, "Die Zau- berfl6te" is a singspiel, a Ger- man form of opera that includes forming in support of Haiti relief. Local bands including Great Divide, Fair Herald, Mr. Fiction and Teenage Octopus will play in the First Annual Band Jam, presented by MServe and the Blind Pig, with proceeds going to the American Red Cross. The bands will be competing for a chance to perform on Sept. 6 at "Hilltopia," an opportunity to per- form as an opening act for a head- lining band. Record executives, talent booking agents and local record store owners will be present both song and spoken word. This particular opera is highly influ- enced by the philosophy of the Enlightenment and has remained extremely popular since its debut in Vienna shortly after its compo- sition. The School of Music, Theatre & Dance teamed up with the School of Engineering and Environmen- tal Science Departments to pres- ent the performance as a "green opera." This collaboration has ensured a more environmentally con- scious production. The opera follows a young prince on his quest to save his future bride from captivity with the help of a magical flute. Although they are fantastic, the obstacles he encounters in his endeavors can be appreciated by any college student who has had to face the various hurdles that come with higher education. to judge the competition while DJ Snagtoof provides music all night. Dan Brown, lead singer and gui- tarist for Mr. Fiction, expressed his excitement about playing his first upcomingshow with the band. "We got started in October," Brown said. "We've all been playing for a long time though." The opportunity to play at an established venue was another draw for Brown. "It's a good opportunity to get out in the scene of Ann Arbor and play in a venue like the Blind Pig. I'm excited aboutour chance to play in the Blind Pig. Hopefully people will like us enough to get our name out," Brown said. Doors are at 8 p.m., and perfor- mances start at 8:30. Tickets are available online or at the door for $5 with a student ID. JASMINE ZHU Doily music editor Mike Kuntz, who is a member of the bnd Fair Herald, did not edit this story. Congrats Michigan! ATop Peace Corps College. 800.424.8580 j www.peacecorps.gov Life is calling. How far will you go? Today's Career Tip: Getting noticed at work doesn't have to sound like bragging. There are many ways to show how good you are without ever saying so. Text "UMStudents" to 41411 to win great prizes and get daily career tips. ALUMNIASSOCIATION UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN