2B - Thursday, April 1, 2010 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Singing in the bus FOL WARS WENDv'S PADA lA EXPRESC Nothing quenches your thirst quite like the water at Wendy's. Served in a colorful cup with plentiful ice, the water is the essence of wetness, and that wet- ness is the essence of quenching that epic, fry-induced thirst. It may not be up to merman standards, but for the aver- age freshwater fish, it would make a more When eating pandas, you're going to want to wash it down with the delicious water from Panda Express. The wonder- ful Panda employees even let you serve yourself, allowing you to construct the perfect ice-to-water ratio that meets your preferences. Thanks to the water, never before has an endangered species tasted You've heard him sing, now listen to his story. The Michigan Daily delves into MARiSSA MCCLN/Dai the story behind the legend of the singing bus driver. See this mUltimedia piece onMichiganDaily.com. than suitable habitat. WATER sogood. PIZZA HUT - SUBWAY We brought a crowd of unsuspecting The true quality of Subway's water patrons into Palio's with the promise of shall remain a mystery forevermore. fine Italian water. But what they didn't This Daily investigator, upon asking for realize was that the chef didn't do any- a cup of cool, sweet water, was directed thing that night! Pizza Hut delivered all to Pizza Hut instead. The kicker? There the waters, and no one could tell the dif- totally is a water tab on Subway's foun- ference. Someone flipped over a table in tain drinks dispenser. They just won't excitement. There were riots. All around, give you the cup. What the hell, Subway? a terrible idea. Major fail. AND THE WINNER IS: NOT SUBWAY Justin Bieber:ohe next John Len non Weekend Freebies Because boredom doesn't end when your cash flow does Thursday, April 1 Hannah Tinti Fiction Reading Wonderful literature, fo treel 3222 Angell Hll, 5 p.m. Campus Philharmonia Orchestra Classical music from Dvorak to Brahms, fo free! E.V. Moore Building, S8p.m. Friday, April 2 Food is Fuel Healthy eating advice, fo tree! University Hospitals, 12 p. t. Junior Recital: Nathaniel May Piano music, and a songabout, Sudoku, fo free! \ Stearns Building, 8 p.m. Saturday, April 3 Baroque Chamber Ensemble Exactly what it sounds like, but with the bonus of being fo free! E.V. Moore Building, 8 p.m. WHAT'S NEW ON THE DAILY ARTS BLOG * A look back at Wale: Check out our photo slideshuwof Wale, Clipse and The Big Sean grac- ing the Power Center with beats. Revel in the memory ofuthe one good thing MSA did this year, . Linking Kevin Bacon to Jesus with the Internet: In this week's diversion, see if you can get from the most random-ass Wikipedia entry to Jesus in six steps or less. Bonus points if you start with a stub. . Horny Jews in a book: The book of this week, Philip Roth's "Goodbye, Columbus" tells the tale of a young chosen person's sexcapades in a pool. Isn't that how everyone celebrates Passover? 'My World 2.0' is the greatest album since sliced bread By JASMINE ZHU Daily Arts Writer Awwww yeah, J-Biebs. Get it, boy. GET ITTT. 1994 was agood time tobe alive. Grunge saturated the New York scene. NAFTA ****** was estab- lished. Justin Bieber And Jus- tin Bieber My World 2.0 was born. Island The musi- cal messiah and Usher protege known as Justin Drew Bieber was given to the world in March 1, 1994. I am not drunk. Lil' JB became an internet sensation via YouTube in 2007. Scooter Braun, a former market- ing executive for So So Def, was essentially like, "dayum boi," and then Bieber's career took off like whoa. And then he began shop- ping at American Apparel. JB has an affinity for wearing Am Appy cardigans in size XXS. This is his signature style, and what makes all the young fly honeys love him so. Also his hair. His hair is volu- minously luscious and probably wonderful to run through with reverent fingers, but we must remember he is only 15. Anyway. His album. My World 2.0 is really good.. Better than My World, even. Holistically, the album feels more life-affirming, with power-pop dance jams but also really sad stuff, too. Bieber's voice is beautiful like the sound of angels softly crying in falsetto after a thunderstorm. Although one might think Canada and R&B 0 "I'm ona bike, motherfuckers. Don't you ever forget!" music are mutually exclusive, Distorted vocals, accompanied Bieber's genius allows him to com- by urgent reverb-drenched gui- 0 bine his Canadian heritage with tars and a heavy dash of synth and soulful R&B sounds. By the way, dubstep rhythm, are not found on there is a website called Lesbi- this album. This album is much ans Who Look Like Justin Bieber, better than that. The best song on which is a tribute to Bieber's abil- My World 2.0, though all of them ity to reach out across all demo- are perfect, is lead single "Baby," graphics. Canadians, R&B people, which features Ludacris. The lesbians. Also many more. music video is sick, or ill, which The star-studded hlbum fea- means it's very, very good. It fea- tures R&B heavyweights like tures JB wooing a preteen in the Sean Kingston and Ludacris. This bowling alley, which is a popular helps Bieber establish street cred, location to find young love. Teen which is often difficult for small dream. children. 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