The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Tuesday, January 12, 2010 - 5 Opera in the now Fun fact: Queen Victoria hid from attackers by disguising herself as a pointy tree. 'Young'and restless Jean-Marc Vallee can't make Queen Victoria relevant in latest film By EMILY BOUDREAU Daily Arts Writer People tend to view Queen Victo- ria as a stately and prim old woman. But, at least at one point in her life, she resembled anything but this comnionly The Young held stereotype. . "The Young Victoria" focuses At the primarily on the Michigan beginnings of Vic- GK toria's life. Emily Blunt ("Sunshine Cleaning") performs capably in her role as the young queen, but doesn't quite achieve the commanding pres- ence of a monarch. The Queen does not reach maturity in "Young Victo- ria;" she still displays some naivete and self-doubt. It would have made Blunt's character more complete had she developed Victoria's regal side. "Young Victoria" explores the romantic relationship between Vic- toria and her mousy husband Prince Albert (Rupert Friend, "The Liber- tine"). Lord Melbourne (Paul Betta- ny, "The Da Vinci Code"), the queen's ambitious advisor and Albert's romantic rival, is far more enter- taining than the bland Albert. While the relationship between Victoria and Albert is historically intriguing (she was the first queen to marry for love rather than politics), the sur- rounding story collapses into scenes depicting the pair romping around as newlyweds. Actually, the political relationship between Victoria, Lord Melbourne and the English people seems to have the greatest depth in "Young Victoria." While the love story between Victoria and Albert is a sweet one, there are many more aspects of Vic- toria's younger days worth explor- ing. Director Jean-Marc Vallee ("C.R.A.Z.Y") tries to incorporate some of these ideas. For example, Victoria was so closely guarded that she was required to hold someone's hand as she walked down stairs, and she had to protect her claim to the throne for the larger part of her life. In these respects, "The Young Victoria" is not a dry historical nar- rative. Vallee puts character and personality behind these figures. At times, it's easy to get caught up in the story and forget it's actually nonfic- tion. The movie is well focused, inte- grating both politics and romance. But there's a lack of social context. The audience has no way of know- ing the social turmoil Britain faced in the wake of the Industrial Revo- lution and Queen Victoria's role in these events. The story isolates itself within the walls of the Queen's pal- ace - it's not made clear why her story matters today. But just because "The Young Victoria" doesn't explain the sig- nificance of the young Queen's life doesn't mean it's not enjoyable. Val- lee makes an effort to preserve his- torical accuracy, and it's obvious a lot of work went into small details like Victoria's bonnets and the ban- quet chairs. But despite the heavy attention paid to historical detail, "The Young Victoria" is nothing more than a classic romantic comedy about a prince and a princess.' saw my first opera, "Hansel and Gretel," a few weeks ago at New York City's Metro- politan Opera House. Instead of ladies with Viking hats and voices shrill enough to shatter glassware, there were trees wearingsuits, an evil witch played by a man dressed up like a deranged, flour-spattered Julia Child, and a gigantic cherry-red tongue holding a 30-pound chocolate cake. Certainly, creative liberties had been taken with the old - Grimm fairy tale. The brightly 'WHITNEY colored stale gingerbread POW house we remember, heavily laden with peppermint sticks and gumdrops, had been replaced with the garish, industrial- oven-equipped concrete home of the witch. The scene was littered with lifelike gingerbread mannequins, all in the forms of children, their bodies paralyzed in various pantomimes of hor- ror. The whole affair was straight out of a night- mare, but when the actors opened their mouths, out rushed perfectly honed voices loud enough' to fill the 3,995-seat theater. This opera was, in more than one way, surreal, with odd contem- porary German expressionist imagery placed alongside music composed more than 100 years ago. This was before Thomas Edison first pub- licly displayed the Kinetoscope, the precursor to the film camera - a time that seems incredibly distant from now. Opera goes under the radar as a sort of impen- etrable genre stuck in a mire of outdated-ness. It can be assumed in operatic performances that words, often in another language, are incoher- ently spilled out in convulsing vibrato, costumes are of the horned variety and convention is expected - we enter the theaters thinking we've known most of these stories since we were chil- dren, and we dare the story to make itself neces- sary, wonderinghow exactlysomethingso old and irrelevant can become relevant once again. But, as with any type of performance art, there is potential for adaptation and interpreta- tion. There are the written words of the script - the skeleton for the material, which, in "Han- sel and Gretel," had been written between 1891 and 1892. And then there's the contemporary performance of the words themselves, or what breathes life into the bones. With performance, actors and directors born 100 years or so after the opera's debut try to engage with a product of the past and re-interpret it, shape it. It's their job to take something dated and make it contempo- rary and immediate, perhaps even uncomfort- ably so. In "Hansel and Gretel," the dark fairy tale had been twisted and contorted, making the reality of the tale more urgent - "Hansel and Gretel" is not so much about gluttonous children and their insatiable desire for refined sugars (a la "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory") but about insufficiency and hunger itself. Every momentspeaks to hunger and need in this opera. The children traipse through the "forest," a dark room with leaf-print wallpaper, and they stealthily empty the pockets of trees wearing suits to gather the "berries" that will satiate their empty stomachs, and these corpo- rate trees later attempt to chase and capture the children. Later, when the children enter the witch's lair, the witch feeds the children and desperately repeats, "I want you to like me," which speaks to a sort of loneliness and isolation. When her needs are spurned by the children, she becomes angry and forlorn. She forces a tied-up Hansel onto a steel plate, grinding up Aclairs, cakes, puddings and pink liquids in a blender and force feeds Hansel the puree of the food he desires - now a brown clumpy mess - through a funnel and a tube. And all of these new interpretations just make the traditionally saccharine story more affecting. When the Sandman comes to put the children to sleep, Hansel and Gretel dream of, of all things, food - a 20-foot-long table piled with dishes served by an inhumanly rotund rank of chefs wearing bleached-white clothes, eyes sunk deep into theirskulls. The chefs, the embodiment of gluttony, serve the children. The insatiable appetites of those who over-indulge in food in turn serve the children's similarly bottomless stomachs, perpetuating this cycle of need feeding need. We connect with this composition of the story. Taking themes that were relevant a cen- tury ago and making them contemporary is not a matter of altering the substance of the themes themselves (hunger, after all, is still hunger, even years later), butre-packaging these ideas in ways that are relatable, not in just making places recognizable - the sugary walls of a gin- gerbread house turned steel and mortar - but in presenting desires as relevant and motivations as contemporary. Opera is affecting because of simple themes 'Hansel and Gretel' with corporate trees. that are twisted and contorted into visuals and stage sets that pull one's mind to dusty areas - what if the unfairness of the economy were pulled into this production by the suit-wearing trees? What if the need for human affirmation and the constancy of rejection were pulled into the grotesque, yet oddly relatable, witch? What if the ominousness of industry and impersonal production are criticized in the bleak concrete house? Opera and other performance art reflect life in the past (from decades to centuries ago) alongside life as we know it. The thread that binds the past to the present is, in some ways, tightened during performance, engaging themes that are, if not timeless, then relevant to us from decade to decade. Performance twists and turns old concepts in the light, presenting them in ways that have never been seen before. Pow is trying to shatter glass with her voice. To tell her a hammer would be more effective, e-mail her at poww@umich.edu. Nutrition meets derision By BRIGID KILCOIN Daily TV/New Media Editor Having finally wrung every pos- sible dollar out of the Gosselin clan, TLC has moved on to exploiting people with more pressing problems than an overabun- dance of sickening- One Big ly sweet toddlers. The six-episode Happy Family reality show "One Tuesdays Big Happy Pam- at 9 p.m. ily" follows the TL morbidly obese Cole family (father Norris, mother Tameka and children Shayne and Amber) through their weight-loss journey and the resulting struggles. After an alarming doctor's visit during which Norris discov- ers that his obesity causes his health problems, Tameka decides to develop a more healthy and balanced lifestyle for her brood with the help of doctors and other medical professionals. "One Big Happy Family" could be a relevant and important program for TLC: a truthful, unflinching look at the struggle to develop healthier habits could provide inspiration to millions of Americans and elevate the network from the reality-show dredg- es into which it has sunk. However, "One Big Happy Fam- ily" is an utterly typical reality show; the manufactured conflict of each episode always neatly resolves by the episode's end, creating a wholly artificial experience that doesn't resemble reality at all. In the sec- ond episode, for instance, the Coles lock horns over attempts to make a healthy dinner after Amber and Norris refused to eat Tameka's mneal. After a two-minute chat with a doc- tor, however, the family somehow develops an iron-clad will, then pow- er-walks as a team down the street while performing an inspirational rap about their ability to persevere. While the show's predictability simply makes it boring, its offensive- ness makes it downright uncomfort- able to watch. Members of the Cole family are presented as caricatures: Wacky music plays as Norris sits lost in thought in a doctor's office waiting to discover the extent of his medical problems. It's implied that his dis- tracted nature stems from the appeal- ing aroma of fast food. Lascivious close-ups of a funnel cake the family devours are prominently featured, as are shots of Norris pouring grease onto his turkey burger. While the show will undoubtedly prominently feature . food and the family's struggles with it, these issues are presented in an almost joking way, turning the Coles' problem into a source of humor. Even the name "One Big Happy Family" seems designed to poke fun at the group. A healthy lifestyle is central to Mocking obesity, sort of on purpose. the plot of "One Big Happy Family," but the program's obsessive focus on activity dedicated to weight loss and healthy eating presents a skewed and uninteresting portrayal of the Coles. They seem like they would actually be an engaging bunch if allowed to discuss or participate in any activity not directly tied to healthy eating. As it stands, the program veers between boringly clinical and bafflingly offen- sive, making it a chore to watch. Editors releases a lazy, outdated '80s throwback KID CUDI CRASHES THE MICHIGAN THEATER By KRISTYN ACHO DailyArts Writer With an experimental sound, brooding vocals and a "fuck the masses" demeanor,JoyDivision pioneered the post-punk movement. Tragic vocal- Eio ist Ian Cur- tis's disregard In This Light for stereotyp- and On This ical, superfi- Evening cial emotions Kitchenware shifted punk's emphasis toward morose and haunting themes of isolation and depres- sion. For the first time, a musi- cian's raw emotion was exposed through tortured vocals. Sur- prisingly enough, these sorrows resonated with listeners. Can today's punk rock bands claim to have a remotely comparable effect on listeners? Perhaps, but British punk- rockers Editors cannot. Though Editors's lead singer Tom Smith's gruff voice has invited countless comparisons to Curtis, the similarities stop there. Unlike Joy Division's innovative themes and sounds, Editors's latest album, In This Light and On This Evening, is a lazy, cliche-riddled venture. Its use of outdated '80s synthesiz- ers and generic themes of God and war comes off as a clunky, overworked experiment in for- eign new-wave territory. The band's third effort, In This Light, marks a new chap- ter for the group: With its latest album, Editors loses the main- stream,hook-heavy approachof tracks like "Munich" and "Bul- lets" that propelled the group to indie-punk stardom. The album's reliance on pass6 elec- tro-guitar riffs serves as a back- drop for the running theme of chaos and loneliness prevalent in London, but it comes off as a mediocre o-fi endeavor. While bands like Bloc Party and Interpol have channeled Joy Division to create a more admirable dark tension and moodiness in their records via electronic synths and a modern flair, In This Light feels stuck in a past life that's almost certain- ly dead on arrival. Beginning with the title track, an eerie backdrop of synths is subdued by Smith's overpowering, wallowing vocals. His voice creeps up through waves of pulsing syn- thesized sound, creating a tone so overly dramatic it's almost laughable. Smith's continu- ous chants of "I swear to God" meander as he discusses the beauty of London over a fuzzy base of guitars and grating code beeps. The track, coarsely mud- dling along for four minutes, sounds like something on a bad '80s mixtape. Now would be the time to start forgetting those Joy Division similarities. Single release "Papillion" is the one shining beacon of light found on the album - that is, if you're into self-pitying, throwback'80s pop outfits. The track's dark disco vibe comes with a hefty dance beat. The trendy, drum machine-infused sound is in stark contrast to the rawer, stripped-down noise found on previous albums The Back Door and An End has a Start. With In This Light and On This Evening, Editors gives in to the Io-fi culture dominat- ing today's indie-punk scene. On tracks like "Eat Raw Meat = Blood Drool," Editors tries to reinvent its sound through experimental riffs and an infectious chorus, but it ulti- mately falls flat with its generic electro-vibe. If Editors's new album has taught us anything, it's that Joy Division's beauti- fully brooding vocals cannot be duplicated. L I SAM wOLSON/Dail Renowned rapper Kid Cudi performed to a packed house at the Michigan Theater last night. To read the Daily [7 More Kid Cudi photos Arts account of the show, check outithe Daily Arts blog, The Filter, at michigandaily.com. at MichiganDaily.com WANT TO WRITE FOR DAILY ARTS? Come to our next mass meeting. WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 13TH AT 8 PM, 420 MAYNARD ST