8A - Monday, March 22, 2010 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com GREEN ZONE From Page 5A What ultimately kills "Zone," though, and sets it leagues apart from "Locker," is the dispassion- ate roles in which the actors find themselves. Damon's character is the prototypical soldier who defies seniority in the ranks in order to satiate inner curios- ity. Greg Kinnear ("Little -Miss Sunshine") is the cookie-cutter bureaucrat who selfishly follows his own agenda "for the good of the country." Such formulaic roles also riddle multiple holes in what otherwise could have been a candidate for a strong war movie. There are too many unanswered questions by the end of the film. Who is to blame for the war? Is it the stoic soldier who blindly follows orders without questioning the validity of intelligence gathered? Is it the man in Washington who deceives everyone in order to gain what he wants? "Zone" may even put off some viewers with its dangerous habit of dancing a little too close to anti-American sentiment. In the end, "Zone" is just another action-packed war movie that barely raises eyebrows. What is most disheartening is that it truly had a great deal of potential to stand on a similar tier to "Lock- er." It appears, however, that sub- sequent war movies will still be caught in the latter's shadow. POKMON From Page 5A a much less tedious experience; the menu system is streamlined on the touch screen and includes all the new features players loved in the new games; and in an unex- pected, added jolt of cuteness, players can have their Pokemon follow them around, wiggling as they walk. There is also a new, more customizable Safari Zone that serves as home to many of the game's rarer Pokemon after the first half of the game is completed, as well as an arena where your Pokdmon can compete in surpris- ingly fun sporting events. While these are undoubtedly amazing games, there are still a DS, then catch Pokemon and find few flaws. Even in the first half of items on the dinky little pedom- the game, some of the 251 Poke- eter. This wouldn't be so bad if it mon are unavailable, which can were a side option, but there are be disappointing for players who some Pok6mon that are exclusive go into the game with a team in to the Pokdwalker. Now, sure it's mind. Then there's the fact that, in a good idea to get gainers to walk an effort to revert to the simplic- around, but forcing players to use ity of "Gold" and "Silver," the Vs. the additional, annoying features Seeker, an item that made it easy of the pedometer makes gamers to rematch trainers, is omitted in engage in an experience that is nei- favor of a cumbersome cell phone ther fun nor rewarding. gimmick that presents rematches So when you buy "HeartGold" at random. or "SoulSilver," just don't take the And then there's the Pokdwalk- Pokdwalker out of the box. Bask er. It comes in the same box as the in the glory of playing the great- main games, so it's technically a est installment of the Pokemon part of them, but in nearly every franchise - challenging the cool- way it's an entirely different expe- est gym leaders, raising the best rience. The device, a small circu- Pokemon and exploring the most lar PokBall that looks kind of like vibrant world - while taking a Tamagotchi, is a pedometer advantage of how far the game with some added features. You series has come since its incep- can move Pokemon between the tion. Gaming is evolving. Don't Pokdwalker and the Nintendo press B. Presentations qa PANIC From Page 5A performed by auteurs Stmphane 0 Aubier and Vincent Patar, who also wrote, directed and animat- ed the film by hand. Today is Horse's birthday, and his absent-minded friends want to get him a better present than last year. That is established within the film's first ten minutes, maybe less. It's also the last time that any semblance of linearity can be discerned. After that, it's an incomprehensible menagerie of pig missiles, octopus drum- mers and the act of playing cards on a rock while plummeting to the center of the earth. Where the film objectively dazzles is in its animation. Stop- motion animation is difficult and time-consuming, and though the movement of the characters is purposefully choppy and static, some effects - like Horse, Cow- boy and Indian swimming to an upside-down underwater house where a family of sea monkeys are cooking waffles or Horse show- ering and brushing his teeth on a Rube Goldberg machine - are remarkable visual achievements, especially in this age of digital everything. Eccentricities like the green army men-style plat- forms beneath the feet of Cowboy and Indian that disappear when they climb steps are easy to miss but integral to the film's charm, if it can even be called charm. If you know someone who has seen "A Town Called Panic," don't ask for a criticism. You won't get any response except shrugged shoulders and bugged eyeballs, or maybe a slow, mellow smile, depending on what your friend is doing when you ask. If you feel compelled to join him for a toke or two, consider light- ing up outside the Michigan The- ater and then watching "A Town Called Panic." It would be right up your alley. Zulu NISSAN SEĀ±NTA S M ~As Seen On 'U' MUSICAL RECOGNIZED 3MO 'Me and My Dick' LEASE becomes Billboard's first student musical 1 Your idea could help score the Google internet investment' Create a 30 -90 second video that shares what Ann Arbor can do with super high speed internet that would benefit our community, our region, or the world. It's about innovation and imagining the possibilities. for the most compelling videos are Apple ipads, Conor O'Neill's, Mden, Zingerman's, Jolly Pumpkin & Weber's Restaurant gift certificates, and much more. 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The first public showing of "Dick" was through Basement Arts's 24-hour theater. After polishing, the show premiered at Studio One on Oct 30. It's available on YouTube with nearly 200,000 views, and the soundtrack can also be found on iTunes. "Me and My Dick" - with music and lyrics by A.J. Holmes, Carlos Valdes and Darren Criss, and book by Brian Holden, Matt Lang, Nick Lang and Eric Kahn Gale - was created by the same team behind last year's hit show "A Very Potter Musical." And the success of the creative team only seems to be growing. Their latest musical "A Very Potter Sequel" will premiere on campus on May 14. In July, the cast and crew of "A Very Potter Musical" will perform the show at Infinitus, the Harry Potter fan convention in Orlando, Fla. The team is waiting to hear from the New York Internation- al Fringe Festival, where many shows have gone on to receive a Broadway run. In an interview with Billboard, A.J. Holmes said, "We can't believe the company we're in. So many of our classmates just could not believe this news. Least of all us. We do think the No. 12 (cast album) must be very confused." Remember the team behind the best Basement Arts shows you S ever saw. They're taking the the- ater world by storm one cheeky musical at a time. CAROLYN KLARECKI PLEASE JOIN DAILY ARTS. E-mail join.arts@umich.edu for information on applying. 139 LEASE