0 0. 0 0 0 ld&L 2ok 0 -0 Weneda, arh 7,200 / heStteen 3 news in review Five of the most talked-about stories of the week, ranked in ascending order of actual importance F Katie Spotz, 22, became the young- est person in history and the first American to row the entire Atlantic Ocean solo. She ended her trip in Georgetown, Guyana on Sunday after 70 days, 5 hours and 22 min- utes in a 19-foot rowboat. Panic reigned after Imedi TV, a Georgian station, broadcast a mock report that Russia had invaded the country on Saturday night. Intended as political satire, the report instead revived memories of the 2008 war between Russia and Georgia. Thai protesters spilled their own With the help of University lead- blood on the gates of the Govern- ers, Ann Arbor threw its hat into ment House in Bangkok. Protest- the ring for Google's experiment ers are calling for elections to in high-speed fiber networks for remove Prime Minister Vejjajiva, whole communities. Dubbed "A2 whom they believe favors the Fiber," the city will submit its of- wealthy elite of Thailand. ficial application by March 26. Nancy Pelosi announced she may attempt to pass the health care bill slated for voting this week through "self-executing rule." The tactic would negate the need for a vote, though it hasn't been used on some- thing as large as the $875 billion bill. When doctors deliver babies, most of them can hear the first life-affirm- ing cries of the infants as theyenter the world. Dr. Philip Zazove can't. In 1981, Dr. Philip Zazove became the third certified deaf physician in the history of the United States. Now a specialist in family medi- cine at the University Hospital, he has spent more than 30 years in the medical field. When asked why he chose medicine, Zazove replied, "I like to help people. I like medicine. I like relationships with people." But obtaining his dream job was no easy task. Now58, Zazove was diagnosed with profound hearing loss at age four. Though Zazove can't pinpoint the exact moment he lost his hearing, he recalls the frustration he felt when he couldn't hear what his father was saying as he helped him organize books on a shelf one day. "I said, 'Daddy, you have to turn around so I can see you, so I can understand you,' " Zazove recalls. Zazove could only understand his father by reading his lips, a task that could not be achieved when his father's back was turned to him. The Zazoves recognized something was wrong with their son and took him to doctors who evaluated him and diagnosed his deafness. "They said I had a profound loss, and I would never be educatable," Zazove said. "And I should go to a deaf school, and I would be lucky if I got a job as a janitor." But because Zazove had already learned to speak English before losing his hearing, his situ- ation differed from children born deaf who have never learned to speak. Rather than placing him in a school for the deaf, the Zazoves decided to "mainstream" their son and educate him in public schools. Zazove says he was the first deaf child to be main- streamed in the northern Chicago suburbs. But school administrators met this decision with opposition. Every year, Zazove's teachers would try to convince his parents to send him to a deaf school. "Even though I did very well the year before, the teacherwould say, 'A deaf child? I can't have one of those,' " Zazove said. According to Zazove, the majority of deaf peo- ple cannot read above a sixth grade level, while only 13 percent graduate from college. Yet, Zazove defied the odds and attended Northwestern University in 1969. . When it came time to apply for medical school, Zazove remained optimistic. But despite stellar grades, high medical board scores and gushing recommendations, all 18 medical schools he applied to denied him accep- tance. While none of the letters openly stated that the school would not accept him because of his deafness, Zazove knew that was the underlying reason. Despite the setbacks, he didn't allow his dis- ability to stop him. Zazove put off medical school and remained at Northwestern to obtain his master's degree. When his program was finished he decided to give medical school another shot, and this time applied to nearly 30 schools. During the application process, a second-year medical student at Rutgers University - one of the schools Zazove applied to - heard about Zazove. The student himself had a profound hearing loss and decided to help by setting up an interview with representatives from Rutgers. Today, Zazove doesn't know if that made a difference, but Rutgers was the only school to accept him. After two years at Rutgers, Zazove transferred to Washington University in St. Louis, where he met his wife, Barb Reed, who was studying pedi- atrics at the time. She is now a physician in the Department of Family Medicine in the Univer- sity of Michigan Health System. Reed emphasized what an "excellent" father her husband is and that his hearing loss never stopped him from caring for his daughters Katie, now 26, and Rebecca, now 28. The family came to Michigan in 1989. Both Reed and Zazove got jobs at UMHS in the Department of Family Medicine, making Zazove the first deaf physician to work in the state of Michigan. As is the nature of family medicine, Zazove forms close relationships with his patients and their families. "The thing about family medicine is taking care of family, continuity of care and prevention and keeping people from getting sick," Zazove said. Zazove cares for about 2,500 patients at the hospital, of which roughly 10 percent have a 0 1 2 |3i 4 5 16 7i 8 91 10 quotes of the week on the cheap "It's unique. I think it should be used as a modelfor other Irish'for a day on very little green people who are having similar problems." ANN CURRY THOMPSON, the attorney representing a Detroit woman who recently won a lawsuit over the smell of her co-worker's perfume, claiming it impaired her breathing in the workplace. "I deserve to be punished." Washington Wizards' guard GILBERT ARENAS on his suspension from the team during an interview with Esquire Magazine. Arenas's suspension came as a result of a January 2010 incident in which he brought guns into the Wizards' locker room to play a prank on a teammate. "He in fact did say to me the first night, 'Falling in love with you could really fuck up my plans for becoming President." RIELLE HUNTER, former presidential candidate John Edwards's mistress, on their relationship during her first interview since Edwards publicly admitted to ILLaSTRsTIOs5KAT t tEtts the affair. 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