8A - Monday, January 11, 2010 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Vampire Weekend's sophomore slump The Columbia grads stumble aimlessly through angst on latest disc By SHARON JACOBS Assistant Arts Editor In 2007, a certain self-aware, adorably preppy band of Columbia University graduates burst onto the scene with cute dit- ties like "Oxford Comma" and "Cape Cod Kwassa Kwas- ** sa." They called themselves Vampire Weekend, and the Vampire Afro-poppy sound of their Weekend eponymous debut album pro- posed a fresh, playful take on Contra Manhattan high society. XL The old VW embraced its prep-school lifestyle, or else cheerfully poked fun at it. But the new VW, as revealed on its newest release, Contra, is restless and rebellious. Somehow, four confident college kids have retreated to the J.D. Salinger discon- tent of high school. So what is it exactly that's been frustrat- ing lead singer Ezra Koenig? "My revolution thoughts / Live in lies of desire," he complains on album closer "I Think Ur A Contra." The title only adds to the confusion, with the most arbi- trary use of text-speak in recent memory. "We onlyworkto live/Until we live to work," Koenig mourns in "Run." How utterly original. The lyr- ics throughout Contra are railing against some- thing, but it's impossible to say what. Phonies, perhaps? "Diplomat's Son," a vague upbeat reminis- cence, samples M.I.A., but to what effect? What's happened to Bryn and Louis Vuitton and all the colorful idiosyncrasies decorating VW's debut? Like much of Contra, the track doesn't have much of a point, and while the music is enticing at first, it stays fairly static for six long minutes. Likewise, "I Think Ur A Contra" fills a blend- er with sonic layering, rambling vocals and a latin-tinged piano riff to pour out a four-and-a- half minute glass of pointless meandering. You'd think VW's Ivy League professors would have taught these boys how to be concise. But the most obvious train wreck on Contra is "California English." Fast-paced and discon- nected, it employs jumpy staccato orchestration and Auto-Tune (really) for a jumpy and discon- certing overall effect. It's not unlike the sound of a good song played backwards on a record. Occasionally, however, Contra's experimen- tation actually works. Case in point: "Cousins," a joyfully wild roller-coaster ride powered by the grittiest guitars on the Upper West Side. It's a departure, sure, but the yelping chorus and churning guitars manage to hold the track together. Album opener "Horchata" takesthe opposite route, forgoing guitars entirely to paint a picture of a Caribbean winter escape. Nostalgic strings and a cheerful mess of tropical island percussion anchor the simple but strong melody. Though lacking in lyrical innovation, this is easily Con- tra's catchiest, most hummable track. Despite a few shining stars, there's nothing holding together the songs on Contra besides a vague sense of unease. "White Sky" is a bundle of teen angst wrapped in a pop song, while "Giv- ing Up The Gun" pairstired-out lyricswith tight, bouncy music. Hardly a cohesive whole, Contra is a collection of songs, each with its own take on what the new Vampire Weekend should be. Impressive sophomore albums are notorious- ly difficult to pull off. To besuccessful, they must prove the group is more than a one-trick pony without completely alienating its fanbase. The overall sound of Contra is still cutely intellectual, still bouncy, still somewhat worldly - still Vam- pire Weekend. It's the odd experimentation and lack of a thematic center that make the album weak. If VW releases a focused third album with more directed experimentation, maybe Contra will be remembered as nothing but aslight soph- omore slump from the college kids who could. But it looks like thisband's going to have to work hard to keep up with its New York indie peers. HOLMES From Page 5A graced with the impish magne- tism of Robert Downey, Jr. As the film's titular detective, Downey quips and barbs his way through the film without an ounce of over- acting. The role of the devilish savant is clearly a comfort zone for the mercurial Downey, and the film shines brightest when Holmes unleashes his wit, rather than his fists or his electric fight- ing cane, upon those in his imme- diate vicinity. Meanwhile, Jude Law ("Clos- er") puts away his patented smug face and performs admirably as Dr. John Watson, Holmes's best friend and investigative partner. The effectiveness of the Watson character hits its peak whenever Holmes is pestering him, which happens to be most of the film. Unfortunately, it's hard to make a great film with just two strong performances, especially when you have dozens of roles to fill. "Sherlock Holmes" starring sixty copies of Robert Downey, Jr. might have worked, though. Filling out the cast of impor- tant players are Rachel McAdams ("State of Play") and Mark Strong ("Body of Lies"). As Irene Adler, McAdams is meant tobe Holmes's foil, matching him word for word,* gibe for gibeclue foreclue. Instead, she stands around looking pretty, often distressed, occasionally in danger, until. Holmes rectifies the situation. If there were an Oscar for Most Useless Performance, McAdams might top the list of contenders. And Mark Strong, who plays the villainous Lord Blackwood, would be hot on her heels. With only two settings - menacing hiss and brawny shout - Strong's performance reeks of discount Gerard Butler. It's not Strong's fault that his character is so hopelessly stupid, but he might have reined in the ham for hisown sake. It's not unreasonable to expect Ritchie to dilute the verbosity of the Holmes character or attempt to enliven the pace of his adven- tures with some fisticuffs. The Sherlock Holmes franchise is fairly dusty and warranted a new angle. But Ritchie misfires by placing the perfect Holmes in an otherwise stupid movie. It's not simply an unfaithful adaptation; it's an asinine film, and would be no matter whose character it licensed. 4 ,4 Oh shit, Sherlock! THE ROAD From Page 5A between Mortensen and Smit- McPhee. Their relationship goes beyond father and son into some- thing more meaningful - some- thing more sacred. They need each other to survive. At one point in the movie, Mortensen says his son is his god, and that he will do anything and everything to pro- tect him. The child knows noth- ing outside the forsaken world in which the two live. Mortensen's character struggles every day with the options of either trudg- ing onwards with the slim chance of a brighter future or ending his son's life so that he may never grow up to witness such terrify- ing times. The dynamic is raw and gut-wrenchingly beautiful. But ultimately, "The Road" suf- fers from the predictable rhythm into which it settles as the movie progresses. Any misfortune the two travelers suffer is followed immediately by something fortu- itous, which is then followed by misfortune, and so on andso forth. This doesn't necessarily make the movie overly formulaic, but it does severely dampen the mystery and intrigue of the story when view- ers can mostly accurately predict that some boon will come out of a particularly harsh or disturbing scene. Putting these issues aside, the movie doesn't do an adequate job of portraying some of the hor- rors of the world. The book viv- idly describes certain scenes that highlight the atrocities people can commit when faced with extreme survivalist situations. For a movie intended to reach a mass audience, it's understandable to exclude some of those ghastly images, but if such is the case, the question of whether "The Road" should have been adapted into a film in the first place remains unanswered. The movietreads alittle too cautiously.14 Really then, "The Road" is great for those who have not already read the McCarthy novel. And for those who have, at least the outstanding performances by Mortensen and Smit-McPhee echo some of the focal points of the book. The movie isn't a revolu- tionary journey, but at least while it lasts, it's a memorable one, well worth traveling. I 4 Most intense game of 'Duck Hunt' ever. CHECK OUT THE DAILY ARTS BLOG, THE FILTER, FOR EVEN MORE THRILLING CONTENT 4 . 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