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February 04, 2010 - Image 8

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IMPORTANT THINGS
WITH DEMETRI MARTIN
10PM

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10:30PM
Sarah has so many ideas floating around in her head that it's easy to get them all
confused. Help her sort through the clutter and find the topics of upcoming, all-new
episodes from Season Three hidden below.

Demetri has forgotten his punch line and
needs your help! First, unscramble the letters
below to form words.
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J Y G E W M B W Q E O E I A P
U D D K P A Q I N TIE R N E T
H C N O N E I X P I Q A W E K
T C J A O U D M L D Z M T E S
G X N G B D K O I O G H H D M
U A E U M M A S P R T G J K Z
T O B O R B A K I H I U I W M
G M Y D X B F J. Y P I A C V I
C Y S T I N K Y B A L L S K M
B S X L B I F L P M M K E B A
L A I R O M E M W R U P Q T J
N T E F S K H O M E A L O N E
Y S E R I X N G F H S L W G A
D C A O D Z D K M S B S L E V
Y E F X U U X P R M Y Y F K W

BANANA
BRUNCH
DISABILITY
DOUG
ECSTASY
HERMAPHRODITE
HOME ALONE
INTERNET
JAM BAND
LAUGHMARE
MAY KADOODY
MEMORIAL
PEDOPHILE
ROBOT
SKUNK
STINKY BALLS

Now arrange the circled letters to complete the title of Demetri's drawing.
"EA PtECHART ABOUT

Demetri is a wiz with important scientific data. Connect the dots
in numerical order to complete his graph of urination habits (sans
toilet) over a lifetime.
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URINATING
(NOT IN
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Sarah's dog. Doug is lost in the big bad city.
Help him get safely home while avoiding out of
control cars and veterinarians with big clippers.
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