4B - November 2, 2009 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com 4 THE QUICK BREAKDOWN M A IZE GAU GE The Michigan Daily football writers break down the weekend's stats that don't show up in the box score. The Mesk-o-Meter measures the success of special teams, the Rod-o-Meter judges how emotional (positive or negative) Rich Rodriguez was following the game and the Hype-o-Meter measures the fans' performance. MESK-O-METER ROD-O-METER HYPE-0-METER Mesko averaged just 37.3 yards per punt and was outkicked These losses seem to be getting to the ol' ball coach. The student section wasn't even filled for one of the Illini's by his Illinois counterpart. Hemingway fumbled a punt return, Rich Rod was listless after the Illinois game, shedding biggest games. Need we say more? Though we were and Stonum didn't get much on kickoffs. The one positive: his usual feisty self for a downtrodden version of him- simpressed by the amount of "It's Always Sunny" orange- Graham blocking a punt for the second straight game. Rich Rods self in the postgame presser. We're nota fan of that.B| men, very few in the crowd were wearing costumes. HALLOWEEN STAFF PICKS Michael The Daily football writers do their best Eisenstein, aka Guest Picker: against the spread to predict what Screech from Ruth Courtney Andy Lauren happens in the 2009 football season "Saved by Lincoln, aka . Ratkowiak, aka Reid, aka Darmanin, aka the Bell" Jasmine Jaclyn Sparrow Funky Chicken Minnie Mouse Michigan (-7.5) at Illinois Michigan Michigan Michigan Michigan Michigan No.1 Florida (-15) at Georgia Georgia Georgia Florida Georgia Georgia No.3 Texas (-9) at No.14 Oklahoma State Oklahoma State Texas Texas Oklahoma State Oklahoma State No.4Iowa (-17.5) vs. Indiana Indiana Indiana Indiana Indiana Iowa No.5 Southern Cal (-3) at No.10 Oregon Oregon Southern Cal Oregon Oregon Southern Cal No. 6 TCU (-35) vs. UNLV TCU TCU U NLV TCU TCU No.7 Boise State (-35) vs. San Jose State Boise State Boise State San Jose State Boise State Boise State No.8 Cincinnati (-15.5) at Syracuse Cincinnati Cincinnati Cincinnati Cincinnati Cincinnati No.9 LSU(-35.5) vs. Tulane Tulane Tulane LSU LSU LSU No.11 Georgia Tech (-12) at Vanderbilt Georgia Tech Vanderbilt Georgia Tech Georgia Tech Georgia Tech No.12 Penn State (-15) at Northwestern Penn State Penn State Penn State Penn State Penn State No. 13 Virginia Tech (-16.5) vs. North Carolina Virginia Tech Virginia Tech North Carolina Virginia Tech Virginia Tech No.16 Utah (-17) vs. Wyoming Utah Wyoming Wyoming Utah Utah No.17 Ohio State (-43.5) vs. New Mexico State New Mexico State New Mexico State New Mexico State Ohio State New Mexico State No.18 Houston (-6.5) vs. Southern Mississippi Houston Houston Houston Houston Houston No.19 Miami (FL) (-7.5) at Wake Forest Miami (FL) Miami (FL) Miami (FL) Miami (FL) Wake Forest No. 21 West Virginia (-3) at South Florida West Virginia South Florida South Florida West Virginia West Virginia No. 22 South Carolina (+6) at Tennessee South Carolina South Carolina South Carolina South Carolina South Carolina No. 23 Notre Dame (-28) vs. Washington State Notre Dame Washington State Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame No. 24 California (-6.5) at Arizona State California Arizona State California California California No. 25 Mississippi (-4) at Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Mississippi Auburn Michigan State (-3.5) at Minnesota Michigan State Minnesota Minnesota Michigan State Michigan State Purdue (+7) at Wisconsin Wisconsin Wisconsin Wisconsin Wisconsin Purdue Last Week 9-14 13-10 14-9 10-13 10-13 Overall 105-93-1 103-95-1 106-92-1 92-106-1 102-96-1 To apply to be a guest picker, e-mail lincolnr@umich.edu. If you're chosen and can beat at least two of us, you'll stay on for another week. The longest tenured guest picker will get a prize at the end of the season. LOOKING GOOD FFFI ING RI HF CLF REEDER/Uai LINEBACKER KEVIN LEACH The former walk-on started in place of struggling redshirt junior Obi Ezeh, who has started 30 of 33 games in his career. But Leach played decently as the starter, notching 11 tackles and a third-down sack. cLIF REEDER/ Daily WIDE RECEIVER ROUNDTREE Roundtree has come up with some big catches in his short Michigan career, but this season, he may be remembered for coming up a yard short on a potential game-changing touchdown reception. THE MICHIGAN DAILY TOP 10 POLL The Michigan Daily Top 10 returns for its ninth installment this season. Each week, Daily Sports staffers will fill out ballots, with first place votes receiving 10 points, second-place votes receiving nine, and so on. The results are published with first-place votes in parentheses. 1. Florida (7): Tim Tebow, now has the most rushing touchdowns ever in SEC history. Yeah, he sucks. 2. Alabama: Unlike the AP poll, we won't penalize the Crimson Tide for having a bye week. 3. Texas (4): Mack Brown still has never lost to Oklahoma State, thanks to McCoy's 100th career TD. 4. Boise State: The Broncos remain a favorite in our poll, but it looks like TCU might edge them out for a BCS bid. 5. Cincinnati: Even the Bearcats' backup QB can throw for four touchdowns in an easy win. Yeesh. 6. Oregon: Pete Carroll had never given up more than 43 points at USC - until he faced Oregon. Hello, Rose Bowl. 7. Iowa: Does "Stanzi and Hyde" or "Jekyll and Stanzi" sound better? Or maybe "Stanzi being Stanzi." 8. TCU: The Horned Frogs are rolling and they still can't fill the stands...and Texas still has warm weather. 9. Penn State: Three touchdowns in four minutes in the final quarter will usually do the trick. 10. LSU: The Tigers haven't lost to Tulane in 17 years, but this was their first shutout of the Green Wave since 1969. Nearl % ot girl ru, ,over-yelled haw msteo ft* *National survey of 2,500 girls 18-24 conducted by Strategy0ne June and July 2008. 4 4 GET GIRL-APPROVED HAIR 4 NOTABLE QUOTABLE I don't want to say it's slipping away, but we're not getting wins that we should, and we're just playing for pride now." - Junior cornerback Troy Woolfolk on Michigan's recent skid. MAX cOLLIS/Dai 4