The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 5A Father Christmas Trapped in a rookie rut Bob Dylan's all-time merriest album By MIKE KUNTZ Daily Arts Writer I know what you're thinking. Yes, that Bob Dylan, and, yes, *** that holiday - the same holiday that Bob Dylan has borne count- less other cutesy Christmas in cover albums over the Heart the years. What Columbia could possibly be going through his 68-year-old head? True, Dylan is no crooner, especially now. But this is Dylan after all, and we should know better than to judge a book by its cover - heck, Blood on the Tracks has one of the worst album covers of all time. While the idea of a Dylan Christ- mas album might seem cheap and misguided, Christmas In the Heart, contrary to what one might expect, doesn't sound a bit odd or out of place. In fact, it's simply delightful: Far from being transformed (even with Dylan at the helm), these clas- sic tracks retain all the warmth of a Yuletide fire. And their familiar breeziness is enough to disarm even the most furrowed brows of Dylan fanatics and naysayers alike. The album arrives more than two months prior to Christmas in order to raise money for Feeding America, acharitythatfeedstheimpoverished nationwide. Dylan agreed to donate all of his royalties from Heart to the organization, hoping that, by releas- ing the album a few months early, its proceeds might help the homeless stay fed through the holidays. Quite the guy, that Bob. Dylan has worn many hats over the course of his storied career, and with Christmas in the Heart he mer- rily dons Santa's cap for a collection oftraditional Christmas songs. Hav- ing crafted an entire career around retooling American traditional music, Dylan is tamer with the By KRISTYN ACHO For the Daily Most listeners probably got their first taste of The Temper *i Trap's frothy sound from The "500 Days of TemperTrap Summer." After appearinginthe Conditions film, the song Glassnote "Sweet Disposi- tion" became an overnight sensa- tion and practically every indie blog was citing The Temper Trap as 2009's "Band to Watch." But after months of anticipa- tion for the band's debut album Conditions, it looks like The Tem- per Trap may not be destined for anything more than mere back- ground music. Leaving behind its underground persona, the Aussie quartet has fallen into the trap of mainstream stadium-primed indie pop. Conditions feels like a sell-out, relying on insipid lyrics and repetitive guitar riffs. We've heard it all before - and we've heard it done better by the likes of Coldplay and U2. And that's not sayingmuch. To be fair, Conditions has its high moments. "Sweet Disposition" and "The Science of Fear" are the album's saviors. On "Sweet Dispo- sition," electric keyboard breezily plays over Dougy Mandagi's sweet falsettos, creating atmospheric and unforgettable melodies.While the "Science of Fear" may have a predictable rhythm, it's emotion- ally gripping and doesn't let up until the song's end. Next, "Down River" is a jovial sing-along that mixes chant- ing vocals and an orchestra of instruments including horns, organs and guitars. The outcome is a vivid rhythm that builds over Mandagi's dreamy yelps, and the song feels as though it could have been taken directly from Arcade Inexcusably lacking in flow. Fire's Neon Bible. On the sponta- neous and upbeat "Down River," the band finally foregoes its musi- cal insecurities and lets loose. The six-minute "Soldier On" is a haunting track complete with pulsing guitar parts and a wailing chorus. It hobbles along against a depressing and pain- ful backdrop, relying on tired, moody and brooding lyrics like, "Death will you take me tonight," and "Keep your heart close to the ground." The first four minutes are entranced in acoustic syn- chronizations before awkwardly shifting into a dismal rock bal- lad. Between the dark lyrics and meandering base, the cacophony is all too overwhelming. Mandagi's wide-ranging, high- pitched vocals are what make the album memorable. But in tracks like "Fader," they come off as irri- tating in a way that can only be rivaled by the signature skills of Passion Pit's Michael Angelakos. "Fader" is The Temper Trap's shameless attempt at a pop song. Between the incessant "woo- hoos" and throwback electric beat, the track proves to be saccharinely sweet, like eating cake frosting straight from the tube - it seems like the best idea at the time, but regret inevitably follows. The band will probably look back on this attempt to diverge into uncharted music genres and cringe. Conditions is a debut album in every sense of the word. From its quaint and mainstream pop songs to its hardcore indie-depression ballads, it's obvious these guys struggled to find their point of view. While Mandagi's bouncing vocals save the album from com- plete failure, the album's lack of fluidity is inexcusable for a band with so much apparent potential. COURTESY OF COLUMBIA All royalties from Christmas in the Heart will be donated to Feeding America. American Christmas canon, revisit- ing classics like "Silver Bells," "Little Drummer Boy" and "The Christmas Song" in all their tacky glory. Dylan and his band keep the arrangements traditional as well, with the record packing enough musical nostalgia to match even that most nostalgic of holidays. Appropriately enough, a jan- gling of bells starts the record with a jolly take on the staple "Here Comes Santa Claus." A few tracks later comes "Winter Wonderland," replete with female backup singers, festive arrangements (glockenspiel and the ever-present jingle bells to name a few) and lightly brushed drums. Just a few tracks in, it becomes apparent that the idea to make a Christmas record was indeed a fantastic one: Between the tastefully jazzy guitars, barbershop backup vocals and Dylan's elder growl, it's a wonder Dylan didn't think of this earlier. Dylan's voice of late has been particularly gravelly, evident on his recent Together Though Life and especially during his live shows, and it's no different here. But while Together Through Life found Dylan at least attempting some semblance of his past drawl, Dylan shows his age here with pride, evoking Louis Armstrong more than anyone else. Strangely enough, singing like the Satchmo suits him well, and Dylan's wintry rasp makes for the perfect soundtrack to break out a wool sweater and sip eggnogto. Whether or not Dylan's heart grew three sizes to make this album, there's no denying Heart's sweetness. Dylan's weathered voice lends the songs a poignan- cy that few can match (save for maybe Tom Waits). And, thanks to his band, the record plays like a kitschier - albeit similarly wist- ful - A Charlie Brown Christmas. Though it's clear Dylan's getting old, he's certainly aging well. And with Christmas in the Heart, he's starting to sound a lot like Christ- mas, too. Foe a slideshow of other photos from Friday's Wilco Wilco's Jeff Tweedy (left) and John Stirratt (right) perform concert, go to michigandaily.com/blogs/thetfilter this past Friday at Hill Auditorium. It was the band's first show in Ann Arbor since 2005. HAIR WORD SEARCH Find the following words below: GEL, CRUSTY, CLUELESS, DIRTY, SPIKES, FLAKES, GREASY, HARD, POOFY, CRISIS. Forward only. Horizontal, vertical and diagonal are all fair game. 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