V V V V V w w W-- IF W- I 6B The Michigan Daily -Wednesday, April 15, 2009 WenedaApil15. 00 -Te icignDaly 3 THE CCRB IS OUT OF SHAPE Campus fitness facilities are weak compared to colleges with fewer resources. It's time that the University listens to students and whips campus gyms into shape. QUOTES OF THE WEEK "We didn't pay 37 million I want him to live on. I zlotys (7.6 million pounds) want to keep a piece of for the largest elephant _1 By Roger Sauerhaft Daily Staff Writer When LSA junior Jeff Kendall first stepped foot in the Central Campus Recreational Building (CCRB), his first impression was that the facilities appeared dated, reminding him of the shabby com- munity center in his hometown of Midland, Mich. "They really should reconsider how they put it together," Kendall said. "I think we have a lot of work to do in terms of our recreational facilities, especially at theCCRB. It's just so dated for such a large school with such great resources." Common gripes with the rec- reational facilities on campus are what led to the creation of the Rec- reational Sports Task Force, which issued a 91-page report in March recommending major changes to campus recreational facilities. Data was compiled from a survey con- ducted by the task force starting in fall 2007. The task force most strongly advocated changes to the CCRB, the North Campus Recreational Build- ing (NCRB) and the Intramural Sports Building (IMSB). The recommendations made in the report, commissioned hy Pro- vost Teresa Sullivan and Vice Presi- dent of Student Affairs E. Royster Harper, undoubtedly added to the administration's lengthy list of needs amid financial strife. But many say this call to action is well overdue, especially given the prog- ress made by institutions that com- pete with Michigan for students. As a measure of comparison, the task force surveyed the fitness facilities of 11 other universities - seven other Big Ten schools, Stan- ford, Maryland, Texas and Virginia. To put it lightly, the University of Michigan didn't measure up. From the list of 11, only Purdue and Penn State had a lower ratio of square footage per student. Iowa, which plans to open its new $69 million facility later this year, will have well more than double Michi- gan's space (17.13 ft. to 6.97 ft.) per student. The new Ross School of Business boasts a shiny new fitness center which is only available to business TALKING POINTS Three things you can talk about this week: 1. Roxana Saberi 2. The War on Pirates 3. U.S.-Cuba relations And three things you can't: 1. Obama's dog 2. Madonna's adoptions 3. Spring Break Havana 20104 him." - MARISSA EVANS, a woman from Texas, expressingher desire to collect her dead sot's sperm so she can use it to fulfill his dream of producing three children named Hunter, Tod and Van. Her son was beaten to death last week in Austin house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there." - MICHAL GRZES, a conservative politician in western Poland, complaining that the local zoo bought a gay elephant who won't procreate because he prefers "male friends over females" "I will do what I can too, by offering some of my houses." - SILVIO BERLUSCONI, Italy's billionaire prime minister, offering to give shelter to thousands of people who lost their homes during last week's catastrophic earthquake in L'Aquila. As a media mogul, Berlusconi has homes that include mansions, several beach villas and an apartment in Rome YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THE WEEK Intro to dancing On weekend nights, many students flood the dance clubs near campus to let loose and have a good time. Some of those students are experienced dancers who are confident in their skills on the floor. Others might do well to watch this video. Titled "How to Dance Without Embarrassing Yourself," this video comically lists nine steps to improve your dance moves and avoid making a fool out of yourself. As the narra- tor says, "It's easier than you think to shake your moneymaker, even if you happen to be a maniac on the floor." The subject of the video is a stocky man dressed in drag, wearing red lipstick, a dress and a blonde wig. As he's awkwardly dancing in the back- ground, the narrator says that you'll need music, a place to dance and a mirror. In learning how to dance, there are apparently two optional parts: alcohol and a dance partner. The narrator proceeds to list the nine seeps. In one of the steps, the narrator advises you to stand next to someone who is drawing a lot of atten- tion, which would deflect any criti- cism of yourbad dancing. You are also told to avoid emulating other dancers because "that's creepy." Most impor- tant, don't break dance, "krump," attempt any Justin Timberlake moves or scream "Ooh, ooh." Keep these steps in mind for the next time you're at Necto. - BRIAN TENGEL See this and other YouTube videos of the week at Nearly all the schools surveyed by the Recreational Sports Task Force had fitness facilities with more square feet per student than the University's gyms. BY THE NUMBERS students who pay a membership doubles as an historic campus land- fee. The average University student mark - one that students appreciate has to deal with long wait times, an more from the outside than when unpleasant atmosphere and anti- they're fighting for workout space quated exercise equipment. But inside. demand for better facilities is high "I love the old building and its and the task force report affirms architecture," said Meghan Mil- that the University could whip its ford, a 2007 alum. "It would be sad fitness centers into shape if it imple- to see thatgo, but at the same time, it mented a few changes. wasn't built for this kind of activity. It's just really outdated." STUFFY,OLD, INADEQUATE The aesthetic relic is a credit to of the facilities open to all full- campus architecture but is quite at time students, the CCRB and odds with the concept of providing NCRB, both built in 1976, represent quality fitness facilities to help stu- the cutting edge. According to the dentsrelievestress.Milford alsosaid report, neither has ever undergone ventilation is an issue. And if you're major renovations since being built. willing to tolerate the stuffiness for All other schools on the list except aturn on the elliptical, you'll only be Penn State have built new facilities able to for 30 minutes at a time. since 1983. "It just seems like they're try- The University hasn't always ing to pack more machines in the lagged behind the recreational van- same amount of area every year," guard. When the IMSB was built Milford said. "It just keeps getting in 1928, it was the first intramural tighter and tighter. They are put- building in America. Now, it also ting machines in racquetball courts, and it's just like, 'Come on, expand It should also be noted that since already."' 2003, residency on North Campus Despite its historical place on has greatly escalated, causing stu- campus, the IMSB was criticized dent demand for the NCRB to be just as harshly as the other two higher than it was six years ago. facilities on campus by a focus One student employee quoted in group of 2,293 students surveyed by the task force reportsaidthat"many consulting firm Brailsford and Dun- freshman are constantly shocked" lavey in 2003. at how inadequate the gyms are for Out of the 70 percent of respon- a school with such a strong reputa- dents who had visited the IMSB, 38 tion. percent answered that the facilities Staff and faculty shared the opin- failed to meet their expectations. Of ion of the students. In a July 2008 the 90 percent who had been to the survey taken by the task force, more CCRB, more than 50 percent were than half of the 2,498 staff and fac- disappointed. For the NCRB, 48 ulty members who responded said percent had visited and 27 percent it was "very important" to improve were let down. the facilities. The results of the survey led "Our facilities are undersized and to some modifications within the they are tired," said Recreational IMSB and CCRB, such as trans- Sports director William Canning. forming unused locker room space "They are not up to Michigan brand and racquetball courts into an addi- standards. They are also not up to tional fitness area, but the task force the current level of technology and report showed there is much more equipment innovation." to be done. See FITNESS, Page 7B Amount of money President Obama is requesting for military operations in Iraq and Afghanistan Amount of money Pakistan will receive under Obama's request Amount of money the U.S. has spent financing the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan since Sept. 11, 2001 Source: The Associated Press THEME PARTY SUGGESTION The final hoorah - With classes ending on Tues- day, you've got one last weekend to throw a blowout before finals start. You better make it good. That means no Natty, no Five O'Clock Vodka and no Boone's Farm. Even if the party gets raucous, you still need to say goodbye to the '08-'09 school year with class. The first nice day, host a spring whites luncheon. Good music, fresh belinis and dank weed. Stay classy. Throwing this party? Let us know. TheStatement@umich.edu STUDY OF THE WEEK Brown fat in adults can burn calories Almost every adult has little pockets of brown fat that can burn many calories when triggered by the cold, according to several stud- ies published last week in The New England Journal of Medicine that examined the presence of brown fat in humans. Inone of the studies, researchers looked at 1,972 people who had undergone PKT-CT scans for different reasons. After analyzing the scans, they concluded that brown fat existed in 7.5 percent of the women and 3 percent of the men. In another study, researchers had five healthy adults sit in one room with a normal temperature and one room that was cold. After scanning the subjects in each room, those who were in the cold room showed signs of brown fat. After conductingthe studies, the researchers concluded that brown fat consumes calories and produces heat when someone is sitting in a chilly atmosphere, like a room that has a temperature between 61 and 66 degrees. - BRIAN TENGEL