V V V V V V V Am Ah i i -9 w a w 0 0 w I. *6* WedesdyFebuay 1, 009 h ihgnDiy 7 Magazine Editor: Jessica Vosgerchian Editor in Chief: Gary Graca Managing Editor: Courtney Ratkowiak Photo Editor: Sam Wolson Multimedia Editor: David Azad Merian Junk Drawer: Brian Tengel Center spread design: Allison Ghaman Cover photo: Sam Wolson The Statement is The Michigan Daily's news magazine, distributed every Wednesday during the academic year. new rules rule 182: Complaining about not hav- ing a valentine is more passe than Valentine's Day. Don't do it. rule 182: When overhearing a stranger loudly talk of personal problems, it's acceptable to give painfully honest advice. rule 183: If you don't have a better idea about what do, you can't complain about the stimulus plan. - E-mail rule submissions to TheStatement@umich.edu THE EDITOR'S NOTEBOOK with JESSICA VOSGERCHIAN A lank at the big news events this week and howimportantthey reallyare. Convenient'lyrated tram one to 10. DON'T SMOKE DOWN PHELPS Eight people connected to the infamous Michael Phelps bong hit photo- '1 graphed at a University of South Carolina party have been arrested. One of the culprits is the alleged owner of the bong who caught the attention of police when he tried to sell his Olympian-patronized piece on eBay for $100,000. A dumb move, to be sure, but there are many students on campus who must understand the need to recover something after an encounter with Phelps in party mode. Let me guess: he smoked all your weed, grabbed your girlfriend's butt, mumbled something unintelligible and tried to hit your best friend. Yep, that's our Phelps. STIMULATING PACKAGES The Senate approved Barack Obama and Timothy Geithner's miracle stimulus package Tuesday, and somehow, the nation's economy isn't fixed yet. Infact, the initial response on Wall Street was anything but encourag- ing. The Dow fell by 382 points by the time the market closed. Investors are concerned that Geithner's plan to flood the financial system with as much as $2.5 trillion lacks details. But the Obama team hasn't been trying their hardest to assure us that the plan is surefire and even... sexy? At least that's what the language of some-Obama staffers suggest. As Peter Orszag, Obama's budget director, said last week: "This is a package that is responsive to this massive gap." Hm, not sexy. Not assuring. S cholarly interesthasn'tbeen the driving force behindthe growth of language and culture studies. The opportunities available today in many foreign language programs stem directly from the "know the enemy" mentality of yesterday. Whenever a threat from abroad captured the attention of the nation - Pearl Harbor, the Space Race, the Sept. 11 attacks and the United States' growing economic debt to China - area studies programs at the University benefited in fed- eral funding and increased student interest. There was a need to under- stand the enemy and to have schol- ars trained about the history and culture of the area so the govern- ment would have a pool of experts to call upon. "Anything that winds up on the front page of the newspapers receives attention," said Douglas Northrop, director of the Center for Russian and East European Studies. "(Russian)wouldn'thave received the same attention if it didn't have political meaning" In the last century, this trend has resulted in increased federal funds and student interest for the Center of Japanese Studies, the Center for Russian and East European Stud- ies and the Center for Middle East- ern and North African Studies. These programs qualify as National Resource Centers, which are eligible to receive federal funding under the National Defense Education Act. George Strongsent a telegram to the University warning them that "it is the desire of the war department that no repeat no publicity of any kind be given the army language school at the University of Michi- gan." A few months before, the army had approached the University Ann Arbor wasn't the only col- lege town to harbor a clandestine army school during this time - both the University of Colorado and the University of California at Berkley trained soldiers in Japanese as well. But the University of Michigan was unique in that it took the program established during the war and used "It States us," sa sor en Studie Sho passed cation loans APPROPRIATIONS FOR TITLE VI/FH PROGRAMS, 1959-2006 Federal funding to language and culture education programs increased after historic events S100 n 0 - 80 1989 -fall of Berlin Wall -'60 ib- 40- . 20- 2001 - Sept. 11th attacks on °~U.S. soil Unthe Enemy Events like Pearl Harbor, the Space Race and the September 11th attacks have a silver lining for University area studies: more federal funding and student interestBy Elarton was a shock to the United that the Soviets surpassed aid Ernest McCarus, a profes- meritus in the Near Eastern es Department. irtly afterwards, Congress d the National Defense Edu- Act, which granted more to colleges in an effort to keep students competitive in fields like math, science and language. In response, the Uni- versity formed four new area studies centers: the Center for Chinese Stud- ies, the Center for South and Southeast Asian Studies, the Center for Middle Eastern and North African Studies and the Center for Rus- sian and Eastern Euro- pean Studies. According to a report released in 1991, the area studies centers at the University were created because interested fac- ulty members persuaded the Uni- versity to ask for funding. In the late 1950s and early 1960s - after the launch of Sputnik - NDEA funding for Area Studies shot up from about $23,000,000 to about $93,000,000. Without Sputnik and the Cold War, though, that funding wouldn't have begun on such a large scale. During the Cold War, no one really knew what to believe about the Soviet Union. And as soon as Sputnik was launched, there was a fear that it would surpass the U.S. in technology and weaponry. At the same time, there were still those sympathetic with the communist theory, despite the Red Scare and McCarthyism. Northrop said students studying Russia and the surrounding areas tended to be either sympathetic or condemning of the communist plight. "Politics in the field tended to be very polarized," he said. "Efforts to stigmatize people on one side or the other certainly did take place." See LANGUAGES, Page 8B COMEBACK CANINE Stump the Sussex spaniel won the 133rd Annual Westminster Kennel Club show Tuesday at the ripe old agerof 10 - that's like 70 in dogyears. Stump, who's officially named Ch. Clussexx Three D Grinchy Glee, made a 9 major comeback after falling seriously ill in 2005. While unlikely to rouse any more interest in dog shows in general society, Stump's win might attract the attention of the science community. Is this Sussex spaniel's medical history an example of extreme inbreeding gone right? O 1960 1970 1980 1990 2000 BE PUBLISHED IN THE STATEMENT'S LITERATURE ISSUE The Statement is accepting submissions for the annual literature issue featuring poetry and short fiction written by students. E-mail your work along with your name, college and year in a Word document attachment to vosgerchian@michigandaily.com. Prose pieces should not exceed 2,500 words and short-shorts are especially welcome. DEADLINE: FEB.15